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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Was reading about the entertainer Sophie Tucker today. One of her jokes was quoted and it made me laugh.

Her ageing husband said 'I'm tired of you. I'm gonna get myself a thirty year old girlfriend.'

To which she replied 'well I'm gonna get myself a thirty year old boyfriend. And just remember, thirty goes into seventy a lot more than seventy goes into thirty!'

Do you have a favourite dirty joke?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was at a festival, off ma todd, sitting in a sea of people when this guy came up to me, grasped my shoulder and said:

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

And I said, Ok.

And he said, "It's not a very nice joke."

Ok? I said...

He asked: "What's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?"

And in a small voice I asked, I don't know, what's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?

And he said:

"The little boy in my basement."

And wandered off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a festival, off ma todd, sitting in a sea of people when this guy came up to me, grasped my shoulder and said:

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

And I said, Ok.

And he said, "It's not a very nice joke."

Ok? I said...

He asked: "What's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?"

And in a small voice I asked, I don't know, what's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?

And he said:

"The little boy in my basement."

And wandered off.

funny fucker you kid

i have one similar but it's slightly worse I think ....

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I was at a festival, off ma todd, sitting in a sea of people when this guy came up to me, grasped my shoulder and said:

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

And I said, Ok.

And he said, "It's not a very nice joke."

Ok? I said...

He asked: "What's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?"

And in a small voice I asked, I don't know, what's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?

And he said:

"The little boy in my basement."

And wandered off.

funny fucker you kid

i have one similar but it's slightly worse I think ...."

Come on then!

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