FabSwingers.com forum: burn or buried

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So would you be cremated or burried.

and what would you wear im coffin.

fb says she would be cremated in her bikini.

me burried in prob a suit.

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

As my Dad said to me when I asked him on his death bed.... cremated, just make sure I am dead first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care. I'm dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated. Or tossed in the trash if it were possible.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for cremation because its cheaper and saves space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaming arrow fired into my funeral barge as it sails into the mist, consumed by flames as my soul departs for Valhalla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't care. I'm dead. "

Actually, I take that back. I'd donate my body to science if possible when the time comes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an immortal it isn't something I'll have to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use whatever you can for other people. Then see what the medical university can use.

Burn the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the idea of sky burials

It's quite common in Tibet

Basically they chop up their dead and leave them for the wild life to eat

They say its cleaner for the planet plus they take from the wild life to live so give back when they die

I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would everyoned ideal way to go be.

I would say being fucked girl on top an go just as we cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use whatever you can for other people. Then see what the medical university can use.

Burn the rest. "

This x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would everyoned ideal way to go be.

I would say being fucked girl on top an go just as we cum."

This is a very morbid train of thought.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with the morbid post..I know it's Sunday but this is really depressing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cremated idealy naked without a coffin, so its just my ashes left, then my ashes put into a part full vodka bottle, which can be buried or chucked in the sea not overly fussy so long as there is some vodka involved.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I want to be buried with a sapling on top (no coffin) so as I rot, I can fertilise the tree.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Use whatever you can for other people. Then see what the medical university can use.

Burn the rest. "

Not sure I'll have much usable stuff left though

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"So would you be cremated or burried.

and what would you wear im coffin.

fb says she would be cremated in her bikini.

me burried in prob a suit."

I don't think about death,I'm concentrating on living just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flaming arrow fired into my funeral barge as it sails into the mist, consumed by flames as my soul departs for Valhalla."
expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to live forever (a so g I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So i take it no one wants to end up in mince pies then?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I want to be buried with a sapling on top (no coffin) so as I rot, I can fertilise the tree. "

My Nan had a natural burial, there was a coffin but it's natural and breaks down naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a donor card so they can happily whip out any bits that may be of use to any one else .

Then bake on gas mark 10000 for as long as it takes , take out what's left and sprinkle me on my hill.

My this is a happy thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would you be cremated or burried.

and what would you wear im coffin.

fb says she would be cremated in her bikini.

me burried in prob a suit."

BURN BLOODY FABSWINGERS I SAY!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I want to be buried with a sapling on top (no coffin) so as I rot, I can fertilise the tree. "

That's what an ex gaffer of mine wanted, I said yes, and all the dogs can come and piss up the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn this website!!

no fucker wants to meet me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a donor card so they can happily whip out any bits that may be of use to any one else .

Then bake on gas mark 10000 for as long as it takes , take out what's left and sprinkle me on my hill.

My this is a happy thread lol

Card carrier yes but you may not take my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burn this website!!

no fucker wants to meet me...

The bunch of cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burn this website!!

no fucker wants to meet me...

Over tired, me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burn this website!!

no fucker wants to meet me...

Over tired, me thinks

I am too. Sleep time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a company that puts you in a foetal position in a biodegradable sack with chemicals that decompose you. You're then buried with a tree attached. As you decompose it feeds the tree. You become the tree.

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : ) "

IF you die?!?

We get a choice??

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : ) "

Wow. Great minds man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : )

IF you die?!?

We get a choice??

-Courtney "

The Singularity is Near!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : )

Wow. Great minds man

And a great username you have SpunkyMcFuckKnuckle

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

A caveat~ I'd like the tree to be a cider apple so that I can aid d*unkensess when I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I die I want to be put into one of those bio pot things that turns into a tree : ) That's more practical, good for nature and I get to carry on being part of the cycle of life : ) "
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Err that happens anyway regardless!

Were all atoms, made from elements, made from stars, that died and exploded and gave you life, those atoms and elements don't die, they just go some place else!

The real story of life is more fascinating and pure than any religion has dreamed possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A caveat~ I'd like the tree to be a cider apple so that I can aid d*unkensess when I'm gone. "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would prefer to be cremated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated in an old card box found in a skip. What's point in literally burning money. Might as well do my last bit for the environment and recycle an old box. It's not like I will care.

I want my organs donated if they can find anything that works and can save another life. X

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm going to be a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would you be cremated or burried.

and what would you wear im coffin.

fb says she would be cremated in her bikini.

me burried in prob a suit."
long ways off yet but in the future maybe we won't have the choice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Take what they want then cremated in a cardboard coffin but id like big poppies or such painted on it

One thing ive never thought about is what to wear

Anything i guess dont fancy being naked

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

As long as my funeral isn't a religious based affair I'm not fussed how my body's disposed of. That's the only thing that would bother me. Not that it would bother me too much of course, because I'd be dead! Would be disrespectful to my memory though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take what they want then cremated in a cardboard coffin but id like big poppies or such painted on it

One thing ive never thought about is what to wear

Anything i guess dont fancy being naked"
you'll be dead its not going to affect you

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm going to be a tree.

Me too, I'd

Iike to be a weeping willow x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Take what they want then cremated in a cardboard coffin but id like big poppies or such painted on it

One thing ive never thought about is what to wear

Anything i guess dont fancy being nakedyou'll be dead its not going to affect you

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it wont affect me but i was answering the ops question. And thats how id like to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as my funeral isn't a religious based affair I'm not fussed how my body's disposed of. That's the only thing that would bother me. Not that it would bother me too much of course, because I'd be dead! Would be disrespectful to my memory though."

Amen

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Amen

Though I'm not planning on snuffing it any time soon, I really should look into non-religious funerals (or whatever they're called) at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The five most abundant elements in the universe excluding helium are the same five elements which make up you!.

Your means of disposal are irrelevant, those heavier elements were made in stars, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than the atoms in your right hand!...

You are the universe and the universe is in you!.

Being buried ,burnt, exploded, electrified or left to rot changes nothing.

Now if kim Jung un has a spare rocket... I'd like to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen

Though I'm not planning on snuffing it any time soon, I really should look into non-religious funerals (or whatever they're called) at some point."

Although you are not planning on snuffing it anytime soon but you never know what is gonna happen. You could easily get ran over by a double decker bus, a plane could fall from the sky... although these are unlikely but the extremely small chance is still there. Xx but don't worry bout it, coz worring won't stop it happening x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Amen

Though I'm not planning on snuffing it any time soon, I really should look into non-religious funerals (or whatever they're called) at some point.

Trust me, I know that better than anyone, sadly. I've been on the receiving end of just that myself. That's one of the reasons why I really must look into it. It's never too early to start planning.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I want to be cremated and have the ashes ground up and put into a firework. That way I can really go out with a bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a bag of popcorn kernels before being burnt ....

Hehe

Mwah x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Left in a hotel wardrobe to give the next guest a conversation piece

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We are having a green burial so we get wrapped in paper and tipped into the ground....no chemicals or preservatives so we go back to the earth and feed the earth and other creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cremated - i dont want to be one of those gravestones that get forgotten and neglected - always makes me feel sad to see them

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was discussing this with the missus. Said I'd like to be cremated and have my ashes fired out of a cannon at Burning Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremation,I'm not one for visiting the graves of deceased loved ones,and I wouldn't want to put the obligation onto my kids and grandkids.

Cremation,ashes scattered and hopefully remembered in their thoughts for good things rather than my faults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Left in a hotel wardrobe to give the next guest a conversation piece

And something to drape their coats over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of us heading to a medical university where they use the remains for two years to teach med students and then dispose of by cremation.No religious ceremony involved.(For us)

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

"I'd go for cremation because its cheaper and saves space "

Can be just as expensive now a days xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Both of us heading to a medical university where they use the remains for two years to teach med students and then dispose of by cremation.No religious ceremony involved.(For us)"

This is what the missus said. She leave her body & organs to medical science. I said they could have whatever was left of me that was still working - except my corneas, I have a bit of a thing about my eyes.

She shot back at me, "Is that so you can see Hell?"

ohhh!

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

I'm been buried in a wicker basket with no flowers. I'm a florist so no how much they'd be getting charged lol xx

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Use whatever you can for other people. Then see what the medical university can use.

Burn the rest. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip me for parts, including corneas, then after that I'll have a cremation with a normal religious funeral. I want weeping, black veils and Abide With Me (and then all my friends and family to get pissed and have a ginormous buffet).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both of us heading to a medical university where they use the remains for two years to teach med students and then dispose of by cremation.No religious ceremony involved.(For us)"

I like that idea will have to look into it

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cremated, wearing a 1 piece leather bikers leathers and skid lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just at the moment of my death I want to be be frozen in carbonite, then launched into the vastness of space and float through the universe for eternity.

You never know in a few million year's some higher beings may find me and bring me back to life and make me young again.

Alternatively and far cooler would be pulled into the gravity of a star and burned to nothingness by the power of that star.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Buried in a greenish funeral, all to decompose. I'm not that bothered with what I wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be put in a space capsule wearing a full sunderland kit and fired into a black hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If possible, donate to science but I suspect it won't be. I have considered bequeathing it to Gunter Van Hagens as he will always accept a cadaver.

If not then cremation

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

"Buried in a greenish funeral, all to decompose. I'm not that bothered with what I wear."

My grandparents have looked into this. Cardboard box in the woods and left to decompose n eaten!!! Have leaflets on it lol xx

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

"I want to be put in a space capsule wearing a full sunderland kit and fired into a black hole"

Haha you'll get kicked out the black hole for wearing a Sunderland kit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go for cremation because its cheaper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be put in a space capsule wearing a full sunderland kit and fired into a black hole

Haha you'll get kicked out the black hole for wearing a Sunderland kit...

xx"

Maybe but it would be a change for et tosee a full kit wanker in something other than a Liverpool or chelsea kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to live forever (a so g I think)"

Famous last words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that can be of use to the living will be donated, the rest cremated. I don't understand anyone that believes in organ donation withholding certain parts like eyes. They could restore someone's sight, how amazing would that be! Why leave them to rot instead?

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

"I want to be put in a space capsule wearing a full sunderland kit and fired into a black hole

Haha you'll get kicked out the black hole for wearing a Sunderland kit...

Maybe but it would be a change for et tosee a full kit wanker in something other than a Liverpool or chelsea kit

Or a Newcastle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what happens to my body. I am giving mine over to medical science

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the tag on toe all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the tag on toe all about"

Where would you prefer the tag to be tied?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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