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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how many blokes gay straight by or neither refer to there dick as a pistol ?

if i personally was using any form of gun to describe my dick

it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

what type of gun would you describe yrs as and why , , pistol being exempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is not a gun , guns take away lives .

I am a country boy and yes was hunting shooting fishing.

Only people who have never seen what a gun could do would infer to their Willy a weapon

(my first proper rant , sorry ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is not a gun , guns take away lives .

I am a country boy and yes was hunting shooting fishing.

Only people who have never seen what a gun could do would infer to their Willy a weapon

(my first proper rant , sorry ! )

"

Oh Taff a rant?

Going to have to sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

"

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Mine gives life (I have the proof) as opposed to taking it away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a bloke asked me to play with his pistol lol so im thought id see what other blokes would call theres as far as weapons go lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning? "

yes but look at how much destruction is accomplished in those 2 seconds lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If so, a lot of them are bloody unreliable weapons.

If I was choosing a gun I'd want it to work even if I wasn't in the mood to shoot or if I'd had a few beers and I'd prefer it not to fire prematurely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss-'love gun'.....play it now! Play it LOUD! Thank me later...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning?

yes but look at how much destruction is accomplished in those 2 seconds lol"

Your intention is to create destruction with your penis?

I've heard guys saying they want to ruin women and thought that was bad enough but this takes the cake

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Now a rapid loader would come in handy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is not a gun , guns take away lives .

I am a country boy and yes was hunting shooting fishing.

Only people who have never seen what a gun could do would infer to their Willy a weapon

(my first proper rant , sorry ! )

"

Calm down there Taff... Have a nice cuppa. It's going to be okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning?

yes but look at how much destruction is accomplished in those 2 seconds lol

Your intention is to create destruction with your penis?

I've heard guys saying they want to ruin women and thought that was bad enough but this takes the cake "

HAHA! Was just about to write something along those lines

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Backs out slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning?

yes but look at how much destruction is accomplished in those 2 seconds lol

Your intention is to create destruction with your penis?

I've heard guys saying they want to ruin women and thought that was bad enough but this takes the cake "

iv took the cake but can i eat it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it would have to be a gatling gun , quick repeater still spins after its stopped firing and ends up smoking hot

So you can only be used in 2, maybe 3 second bursts or risk malfunctioning?

yes but look at how much destruction is accomplished in those 2 seconds lol

Your intention is to create destruction with your penis?

I've heard guys saying they want to ruin women and thought that was bad enough but this takes the cake

iv took the cake but can i eat it ?"

scaramanga......

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