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Valentine's Day Fairy (Part II)...

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a poem sent to me earlier today!

I was really chuffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the poem that was posted near the end of thread for me.....Thank you made my day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc finished his. He'll post it on your thread on valentines day. He said he wants his name on it

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Marc finished his. He'll post it on your thread on valentines day. He said he wants his name on it

-Courtney "

Haha! If that's what makes him happy then that's grand!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I met a girl,

We had a twirl,

Then she went down below,

Her actions had me in a whirl,

As soon it started to grow.

To get a head,

I’m easily led,

It fills me with such desire,

Every book I’ve ever read,

Confirms it lights one’s fire.

At first glance,

She was in a trance,

She said it gave her a fright,

Anyone’s pleasure that would enhance,

For her the future looked bright.

It grew so quick,

The stem was thick,

She said it’s got so much strength,

What in God’s name makes it tick?

It’s such a beautiful length.

What is it called?

My answer was stalled,

As I didn’t know what to say,

She said don’t worry I’m still enthralled,

With your creation I just love to play.

It’s taken me years,

Enduring the tears,

But at last I’m rid of the stress,

Everything’s not always what it appears,

Some thing’s you must reassess.

As I looked with my eyes

She said look at the size,

If ever there was any doubt,

This was confirmed when I won first prize,

‘’ What A Beautiful Brussels Sprout ‘’

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How lovely

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some of you lot are super good with words! Even before the romantic nonsense appears, you've made me smile a lot!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Will you be posting them all on Valentine's Day?

xxx

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Will you be posting them all on Valentine's Day?

xxx"

Yup! I'll post them when I drag my lazy arse out of bed on Sunday!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Will you be posting them all on Valentine's Day?

xxx

Yup! I'll post them when I drag my lazy arse out of bed on Sunday! "

You're the best!

I loved writing mine. Thanks for doing this, lovely!

xxx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Most girls like roses

Some prefer chocolates like Snickers

But all I'd like

Is to get into a Fab lady's knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gorgeous FB was obviously in a romantic, poetic mood yesterday as he sent me the following:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poetry

Show me your tits

It's like bonking Shakespeare!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've written 12 for myself so it looks like I'm madly lusted after by loads of men

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oops. I've given the game away nkw

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've written 12 for myself so it looks like I'm madly lusted after by loads of men "

You need to send them to me doofus!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*bump*

Four days to go...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"The gorgeous FB was obviously in a romantic, poetic mood yesterday as he sent me the following:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poetry

Show me your tits

It's like bonking Shakespeare! "

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your very posh

But your very sexy too

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a nice idea. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw your eyes they were aglow,

This was a person i wanted to know

So i set out my stall for you to see .but i gave to much love you said not for me

I gave it my all but clearly was told ... your to forward dont be so bold

My heart grew weak as you were so cold .. but at last i knew my love had been sold

So my poem although sad is also quite true my darling c i still love you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not always a happy valentines but i guess i got a part of her if not all xxxx landscapelad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done 2 already...

it's tricky getting it all to rhyme never mind making it romantic as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot "

Should they be romantic?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic? "

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic?

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well! "

mine might be obvious now

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic?

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well!

mine might be obvious now "

Haha! Did you send one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic?

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well!

mine might be obvious now

Haha! Did you send one?! "

or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not supposed to love you.

Im not supposed to care

im not supposed to spend my life wishing you are there

im not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do

im sorry I cant help myself but im in love with you. ....

xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first met you I looked into your heart.

I knew you were the one and we would have a great start . 

Your smile makes me smile . Your laugh makes me laugh

You are always on my mind , no matter what I do . 

I want you to know from the bottom of my heart I Truly Love You

It's not because of the money , cars ,

and all the riches you may posses , 

but being who you are and all your tender caress .

You are my man, heart, and soul,

without you I wouldn't be a whole. 

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic?

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well!

mine might be obvious now

Haha! Did you send one?! or 3 "

I'm saving the content and deleting the senders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 2? Blimey we are a romantic lot

Should they be romantic?

They can be anything you want them to be!

Which is just as well!

mine might be obvious now

Haha! Did you send one?! or 3

I'm saving the content and deleting the senders! "

I remeber who but not what i wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant remember who I've done one for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a brill idea! Well done OP, love it!

But I'm very uncreative and dull, so if the messages are anonymous when you post them on Saturday, I might piggy back off someone else's hard creative work and go a-wooing any hotties or crushes I like and pretend it was me that sent them the note!

Sounds like a plan! But shhh don't tell anyone

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sounds a brill idea! Well done OP, love it!

But I'm very uncreative and dull, so if the messages are anonymous when you post them on Saturday, I might piggy back off someone else's hard creative work and go a-wooing any hotties or crushes I like and pretend it was me that sent them the note!

Sounds like a plan! But shhh don't tell anyone"

Oh come on now Dan... they're anonymous so no-one will know how shit you are. Except me and I'll forget pretty quick.

And Valentine's Day is on Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds a brill idea! Well done OP, love it!

But I'm very uncreative and dull, so if the messages are anonymous when you post them on Saturday, I might piggy back off someone else's hard creative work and go a-wooing any hotties or crushes I like and pretend it was me that sent them the note!

Sounds like a plan! But shhh don't tell anyone

Oh come on now Dan... they're anonymous so no-one will know how shit you are. Except me and I'll forget pretty quick.

And Valentine's Day is on Sunday! "

ah I'm so shit I don't even know what day Valentines Day is .. Oh g'wan then I'll get on it!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sounds a brill idea! Well done OP, love it!

But I'm very uncreative and dull, so if the messages are anonymous when you post them on Saturday, I might piggy back off someone else's hard creative work and go a-wooing any hotties or crushes I like and pretend it was me that sent them the note!

Sounds like a plan! But shhh don't tell anyone

Oh come on now Dan... they're anonymous so no-one will know how shit you are. Except me and I'll forget pretty quick.

And Valentine's Day is on Sunday!

ah I'm so shit I don't even know what day Valentines Day is .. Oh g'wan then I'll get on it! "

Good work... the boys really need to up their game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka costs less

Than dinner for two haha

Great idea OP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've written 12 for myself so it looks like I'm madly lusted after by loads of men "

Now why didn't i think of that? Genius idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gorgeous FB was obviously in a romantic, poetic mood yesterday as he sent me the following:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poetry

Show me your tits

It's like bonking Shakespeare!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your very posh

But your very sexy too "

Aww thanks poppet. Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im rubbish at poems but thought id try lol x

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Three days left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to get my thinking cap on now, I know a certain person I want to impress

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hope there's not going to be a last minute rush on Saturday night when you should all be shagging?!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I will be with deadpool and having a wank when I get home

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I will be with deadpool and having a wank when I get home "

Marvellous... thanks for clarifying your whereabouts Mike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be with deadpool and having a wank when I get home

Marvellous... thanks for clarifying your whereabouts Mike! "

so romantic lol

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Ha, i'll do a man message, Fancy a fuck

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha, i'll do a man message, Fancy a fuck"

I'll do a woman's reply, sorry not my type

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc"

Haha!

I don't like tablet and stop being a lazy bastard!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc

Haha!

I don't like tablet and stop being a lazy bastard! "

Omg you're so stingy

{goes to pre-book some yellow-sticker daffs from the garage...}

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc

Haha!

I don't like tablet and stop being a lazy bastard!

Omg you're so stingy

{goes to pre-book some yellow-sticker daffs from the garage...}

"

I did actually start writing one for you but then I decided you were more than capable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

posted and valentines avatar up

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

I did actually start writing one for you but then I decided you were more than capable!!

"

For me?

I don't think anyone has ever written a poem for little old me before (puppy-dog eyes)

Oh hang on, neither have you...

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

I did actually start writing one for you but then I decided you were more than capable!!

For me?

I don't think anyone has ever written a poem for little old me before (puppy-dog eyes)

Oh hang on, neither have you...

"

No for your long suffering wife doofus!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc

Haha!

I don't like tablet and stop being a lazy bastard! "

You don't like tablet???

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc

Haha!

I don't like tablet and stop being a lazy bastard!

You don't like tablet??? "

No... it makes my teeth scream!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

You don't like tablet???

No... it makes my teeth scream!! "

Have you tried coating it in a protective layer of deep-fried batter? (Or is that just a Weegies thing?)

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

You don't like tablet???

No... it makes my teeth scream!!

Have you tried coating it in a protective layer of deep-fried batter? (Or is that just a Weegies thing?)

"

I think it's a Scottish thing generally... they deep fry pizza in our chippy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm going to do one tomorrow.

Do we say who its to or do they have to guess?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm going to do one tomorrow.

Do we say who its to or do they have to guess?

"

See the second bullet point in the opening post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a lovely idea

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, I need to get my game on.

I've not written a word yet.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bugger, I need to get my game on.

I've not written a word yet. "

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!! "

Whaaaat?

How's about:

Your love, it fills my aching heart

You turn my legs to jelly

I want to pull out of your clunge

And cum all o'er your belly

(Does anyone have the address for Clinton's Cards? )

Mr.ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hey DG, if I make you some vanilla tablet, will you choose the best one you've got so far and send it to Mrs ddc for me?

Mr.ddc"

Don't worry, I'm pretending some of the nice ones on here are from you.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!!

Whaaaat?

How's about:

Your love, it fills my aching heart

You turn my legs to jelly

I want to pull out of your clunge

And cum all o'er your belly

(Does anyone have the address for Clinton's Cards? )

Mr.ddc"

I wait and wait and wait....

Is this the best you've got.

Maybe one more try, eh?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been good and wrote one

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

[Removed by poster at 12/02/16 08:01:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done 3 up to now,

I like to spread the love

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!!

Whaaaat?

How's about:

Your love, it fills my aching heart

You turn my legs to jelly

I want to pull out of your clunge

And cum all o'er your belly

(Does anyone have the address for Clinton's Cards? )

Mr.ddc

I wait and wait and wait....

Is this the best you've got.

Maybe one more try, eh?

Mrs DDC"

I really hope he's gonna pull something out of the bag for you lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have done 3 up to now,

I like to spread the love

"

Ah you ole romantic you

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have done 3 up to now,

I like to spread the love

Ah you ole romantic you "

You seriously wouldn't believe the romance!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm going to do one tomorrow.

Do we say who its to or do they have to guess?

See the second bullet point in the opening post.

"

ha ha, it was late when I looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger, I need to get my game on.

I've not written a word yet.

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!! "

Are you suggesting that the girls are busy scribes?

Happy days, that'll save me writing one, sending it to you to send back to me.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Valentine's is here once more, and so I've wrote this ditty

So come on dear, be a sport and let us see your titties.

.

And that one goes to......

.

Well, anyone really, we're both a sucker for boobs

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bugger, I need to get my game on.

I've not written a word yet.

Yeah... the boys need to up their game!!!

Are you suggesting that the girls are busy scribes?

Happy days, that'll save me writing one, sending it to you to send back to me. "

If you want to write one for yourself, I won't judge or tell!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can I just say if I don't get one I'm going on shag strike

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can I just say if I don't get one I'm going on shag strike "

Boys!!!

YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Can I just say if I don't get one I'm going on shag strike

Boys!!!

YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME!

"

are we going to play spin the _irtygirl on a spinning bed

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can I just say if I don't get one I'm going on shag strike

Boys!!!

YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME!

are we going to play spin the _irtygirl on a spinning bed "

Um... no?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What time are you putting them up. I needed to be prepared, I shall make a coffee have my fags with me and excited log on to read

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What time are you putting them up. I needed to be prepared, I shall make a coffee have my fags with me and excited log on to read "

I was thinking when I get out my bed tomorrow morning!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You lot are on fire this morning! My inbox has never bulged with so much love before!!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have done 3 up to now,

I like to spread the love

"

I've written quite a number.....

Look, I fancy loads of you OK?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Keep em coming!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*rings bell*

Last orders to all you romantic souls... Cupid is going to sleep at midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*rings bell*

Last orders to all you romantic souls... Cupid is going to sleep at midnight! "

Shouldn't cupid be posting them at midnight?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had mine through the post

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im so excited i dont know how i shall sleep tonight

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*rings bell*

Last orders to all you romantic souls... Cupid is going to sleep at midnight!

Shouldn't cupid be posting them at midnight?"

Cupid has just spent two hours editing them ready to post. Cupid's eyes are very tired. Cupid shall get up early and post them in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cupid has just spent two hours editing them ready to post."

Awww, bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cupid has just spent two hours editing them ready to post.

Awww, bless!"

I don't need mine to be a secret.

Lib! Knows I love him.

He can't escape my lust.

I promised him a blow job.

If he cums across my bust.

Happy Valentines my love.

Your Stalker

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Cupid has just spent two hours editing them ready to post.

Awww, bless!

I don't need mine to be a secret.

Lib! Knows I love him.

He can't escape my lust.

I promised him a blow job.

If he cums across my bust.

Happy Valentines my love.

Your Stalker "

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I lust you. I lust you. I lust you almighty..

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty.

Don't be mistaken, Don't be mislead.

I mean on the clothes line .. not in the bed

You can totally see why I'm single eh lol

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cupid is leaving the building... I'll check for any stragglers in the morning should all you late nighters be inspired through the night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u Cupid

Mwah x

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Slight technical hitch... I am out of bed and on it!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Im not expecting anything today but will be chuffed if i did get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not expecting anything today but will be chuffed if i did get one"

My thoughts exactly

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Im not expecting anything today but will be chuffed if i did get one"

Ditto! lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Im not expecting anything today but will be chuffed if i did get one"

*nodnod*

Same. Heh. But I'm much more interested in seeing the reactions of those I wrote for, tbh.

DG this is such an awesome thing. I've never been this excited about v day.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Slight technical hitch... I am out of bed and on it! "

If you can't have a lie in today, when can you?

No rush. We'll all live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slight technical hitch... I am out of bed and on it!

If you can't have a lie in today, when can you?

No rush. We'll all live."

Have another cuppa & some toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fired.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Slight technical hitch... I am out of bed and on it! "

I can see it mastering much to me so go have anther 40 winks you've earned it xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Are they being posted private or on here. Hope it's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut! Can't get the staff!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are they being posted private or on here. Hope it's here "

I think the plan is for it to be on here.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are they being posted private or on here. Hope it's here

I think the plan is for it to be on here."

Ow nice 1 this should be a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they being posted private or on here. Hope it's here "

Posted on their own thread. I feel like I'm waiting for exam results

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are they being posted private or on here. Hope it's here

I think the plan is for it to be on here.

Ow nice 1 this should be a giggle "

I could be wrong

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm reliably informed the messages will be in a thread and will be available by noon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm reliably informed the messages will be in a thread and will be available by noon."

Can't wait to read these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted on the thread

err I was just having a bit of fun with the ones I sent

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Fab seems to have slowed down a tad. I'm wondering if posting the vast amount of poems crafted for me is doing that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Coffee and fags at the ready

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Fab seems to have slowed down a tad. I'm wondering if posting the vast amount of poems crafted for me is doing that "

Probably

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Phew! I'm done!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Posted on the thread

err I was just having a bit of fun with the ones I sent

"

They'll be anonymous. Unless you say in the poem/message who you are or tell the recipient, they won't know who sent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! I'm done! "

....It's 2 minutes past you know??

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Phew! I'm done! "

Excellent work.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Phew! I'm done! "

Well done

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well done Dirty Girl, you are a fab gem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, well done!!

What fabulous poems ~ there's an idea, copyright it & get it to print.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Well that made for nice reading

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've just deleted my whole inbox!

Happy Valentine's Day cheery people.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks and well done DG magnificent job!!

Happy Valentine's Day x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm going back to bed to sulk and gorge on chocolate and Ben & Jerry's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! I'm done! "

Well done and thank you for posting mine.

Like to know who sent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to know who sent ours, please

-Courtney

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd quite like to know as well. But if the writer doesn't come clean then the forum men I chat to can claim his good work to butter me up. Magnanimity incarnate.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I need the person who sent mine to pm me

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Thank you DirtyGirl for organising this I'm sure youve helped brighten quite a few peoples day

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd quite like to know who/where my husband is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need the person who sent mine to pm me "

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was trying to sell me more than flirt with me!

Thanks Mom.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd really like to know who wrote mine to. Message me!!

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