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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Your Mum taught you well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

difficult enough for men to wash their hands after a toilet visit never mind doing it before....ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially if you were chopping chillies just before you went for a piss, or worse again, buggering about wth the car battery - a drop of that sulphuric acid on the old bell end ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Chilli balls can't be very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Mum taught you well "

My mum taught me by numbers

1 , take down zip

2 , take out willie

3 , pull skin back

4 , do pee

5 , shake twice

6 , pull skin forward

7 , put away

8 , wash hands

9 , flush

mind she got a fright the day she heard me in the bathroom saying 3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your Mum taught you well

My mum taught me by numbers

1 , take down zip

2 , take out willie

3 , pull skin back

4 , do pee

5 , shake twice

6 , pull skin forward

7 , put away

8 , wash hands

9 , flush

mind she got a fright the day she heard me in the bathroom saying 3,6,3,6,3,6,3,6 ! "

lmfao........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i thought this was another name n shame thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

"
they give me a numb mouth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth "

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought this was another name n shame thread "

Lol me too, or I expect the words "who wants to suck mine" in the opening thread. I really did not expect it to be about handwashing though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol "
ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol ouch!!!! "
No..... fun

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after "

how many little accidents have u had in yer pants lol.........burstin 4 a pee and goin to turn tap on to wash yer hands before ......running water and bursting for pee dont mix well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol "

Prefer wasabi myself!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol

Prefer wasabi myself! "
now thats just sadistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But she's sooooo much fun

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"But she's sooooo much fun "
you try putting wasabi on ya ring piece n tell me if its fun then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be better than a ginger root up his arse and some vicks down his japs eye.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Has to be better than a ginger root up his arse and some vicks down his japs eye. "
Ginger root up the bottom is actually quite pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be better than a ginger root up his arse and some vicks down his japs eye. Ginger root up the bottom is actually quite pleasant "

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that one.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Has to be better than a ginger root up his arse and some vicks down his japs eye. Ginger root up the bottom is actually quite pleasant

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that one. "
its a warm sensation but kinda nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But she's sooooo much fun you try putting wasabi on ya ring piece n tell me if its fun then lol "

That's their job..... not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after "

awww that's lovely.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

always wash my hands after the loo..

just think its normal hygiene..

amazed how many dirty bastards dont..

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it! "

ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!

ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh?"

thats funny.. i wash my hands leave them wet until im out of the toilet and dry them on my jeans.. even more wierd x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wash my hands but I use my sleeve to open the door afterwards cause so many of the dirty fookers I work with seem to forget to do it!

ha ha when I am out I wash the tap head if I have to touch it before I turn it off. wierd eh?

thats funny.. i wash my hands leave them wet until im out of the toilet and dry them on my jeans.. even more wierd x"

I do that too, if there's no paper towels. Can't be faffed with those blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone that rubbed chilli's on their valve caps on their car wheels because they kept getting stolen outside her house. After she rubbed chilli's on them, that set got stolen but no more after that! Haha. Result! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol

Prefer wasabi myself! now thats just sadistic "

Nah...foreplay! Sadistic is shaving the balls, having brandy in your mouth and sucking them into your mouth then smearing wasabi around the arse!

Hmmmm...they usually buck and groan a lot, but hey, nothing a cock gag and good restraints can't take care off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't be faffed with those blow jobs."

damn i was just about to message you until i read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol

Prefer wasabi myself! now thats just sadistic

Nah...foreplay! Sadistic is shaving the balls, having brandy in your mouth and sucking them into your mouth then smearing wasabi around the arse!

Hmmmm...they usually buck and groan a lot, but hey, nothing a cock gag and good restraints can't take care off! "

if the brandy is iced then even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men wash there hands after going to wee. Talking bout wee not the other.You should wash hands before you handle the tool, as hands been touching money other things all day. Then touch, your precious tool.If had a shower etc,it is clean anyway. Its hands that are dirty so wash hands before,an after "

you sound just like my mum and it still haunts me but good advice.

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Can't be faffed with those blow jobs.

That's not something you read every day on here! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli balls can't be very nice!

they give me a numb mouth

Ive smeared crushed chilli round a guys arse lol "
ouch, you wicked woman you

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I always thought that funny brush next to the toilet was for holding your knob when you wee.

Have I been doing it wrong then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought that funny brush next to the toilet was for holding your knob when you wee.

Have I been doing it wrong then? "

Fook i thought that was fa ya teeth xx

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