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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Variety is the spice of life, but monotony buys the groceries!

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Dont sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things!

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Everyone pretends not to be listening, until you fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my karma ran over your dogma

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

If you must kiss ass, make sure it's not about to shit on you first.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my karma ran over your dogma "

You are unique, just like everyone else...

- think about it

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By *3thfloorMan
over a year ago

newcastle

'90% of everything is crap' - Capote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is experience something you don't get til just after you needed it?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

Do not argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

if you want a battle of wits, im sorry but i wont fight an un-armed man

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Take an old dirty, hungry, mangy, sick and wet dog and feed him and wash him and nurse him back to health, and he will never turn on you and bite you. This is how man and dog differ.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question, "Yes" is the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't argue with an eejit. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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