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When your balls deep and she farts on your balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Think you need help or go out more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll keep that in mind

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not speaking from experience then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't say I am

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Is that what they mean by a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that what they mean by a blow job "

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must never, ever, fart directly on someone's balls

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Was taking a woman doggy ways hard and fast when she farted, she turned round all giggly playfully slapping my side as if it was me that farted, I just pulled her back in to position and started taking her again (always the hero lol)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can't beat a good pleasure fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Fanny farts. "
this definitely wasn't a fanny fart ??

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have been known to reverse up to my husband and fart on him. I also sit on his knee and do it sometimes - he says it rattles his man buts I think it is very funny but I haven't done it during sex - I do have some decorum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this has been an eye-opening/eye-watering read

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

In 20 years together this has never ever happened. I imagine it could be very, very painful if she let a huge one rip, lol. My appologies Mrs N if you happen to read this.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

To be aroused by the act of farting is called eproctophilia. We'll add that to our lists of no no's along with pee and poo.

However, I have accidently farted in my hubby's face as he brought me to orgasm with some very pleasant licking He wasn't laughing to begin with but soon started laughing due to my uncontrollable giggling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must never, ever, fart directly on someone's balls"

I luv this, also some great replys guys, all in the name of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be aroused by the act of farting is called eproctophilia. We'll add that to our lists of no no's along with pee and poo.

However, I have accidently farted in my hubby's face as he brought me to orgasm with some very pleasant licking He wasn't laughing to begin with but soon started laughing due to my uncontrollable giggling!"

I did this with an ex! It was only the second or third time we had slept together but was funny!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I remember being in a chat room once and the conversation went on for about half hour with women saying how they have all rattled balls at one time or another, they all laughed when doing it then farted a bit more while laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than feeling fart pressure coming up to an intense orgasm can spoil the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than feeling fart pressure coming up to an intense orgasm can spoil the moment lol "

Or make it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

That's really gross. Unless of course it's a fanny fart. That's perfectly acceptable.

Anything that gives off the aroma of methane or hydrogen sulphide during playful fun is no go territory for yours truely.

Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The laughing is good but the odour not so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a watch that's waterproof to balls deep. It doesn't trump though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a beautiful moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i imagine it cant be helped - im a belcher not a farter btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts don't smell. I still don't know why.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My farts don't smell. I still don't know why. "

No doubt your shit don't smell either

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

Wait! Women fart? When did THAT start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My farts don't smell. I still don't know why. "

How do u know you have farted ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I luv girl farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My farts don't smell. I still don't know why.

No doubt your shit don't smell either "

Nope,funny enough my granddaughter said that to me this evening when we were talking about farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My farts don't smell. I still don't know why.

How do u know you have farted ?? "

I can feel and hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all good,I'd just laugh n carry on pumping away

It'd be a different story if she followed through though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better a fart on your balls than on your neck, I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better a fart on your balls than on your neck, I'd say."

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??"

I wish...

About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??

I wish...

About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :* "

Haha was like a little pooem. Was an awesome story tho

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Has this happened to anyone here before and how did u both react, I imagine it would tickle a little bit ??

I wish...

About 16 years ago I started seeing this guy...things developed slowly (if I knew then what I knew now...) and we eventually made arrangements for our 'fist time'... we didn't even make it up to the bedroom, just got down & dirty on the front room floor! I was really giving it some, squeezing my foof muscles as hard as I could to try and make it nice and tight for him, but I ended up squeezing so hard that I accidentally let rip with the loudest, most ground-shaking, ball-blowing fart I had ever done, before or since. He screamed in pain (that'll give you some idea of how forceful it was!), I screamed with a mixture of laughter and shame, and neither of us came... :*

Haha was like a little pooem. Was an awesome story tho"

All true my dear, though I wish it wasn't! But we're still friends to this day, so it's all good

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