FabSwingers.com forum: Niche Valentine's Cards

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Yesterday in Sainsburys I saw a card with the following on the front

"Happy Valentines, Husband"

Now, bearing in mind the idea is to be anonymous, how many wives must a man have before he's unsure who sent him the card?

(Apparently polygamy is illegal, the penalty is multiple mothers-in-law)

Mr ddc

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think that's less 'niche' and more 'well I suppose I should get him something, or he might sulk'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".

Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in Sainsburys I saw a card with the following on the front

"Happy Valentines, Husband"

Now, bearing in mind the idea is to be anonymous, how many wives must a man have before he's unsure who sent him the card?

(Apparently polygamy is illegal, the penalty is multiple mothers-in-law)

Mr ddc"
why does it have to be anonymous ? Surely the point is they know who its from

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".

Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.

I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.

Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".

Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.

I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.

Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...

You might think I'm a tad long suffering. But my poor colleague's wife has to put up with being given the same card every year ("I paid good money for that")

Anonymity?

More like, romance?

Mrs DDC

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Yesterday in Sainsburys I saw a card with the following on the front

"Happy Valentines, Husband"

Now, bearing in mind the idea is to be anonymous, how many wives must a man have before he's unsure who sent him the card?

(Apparently polygamy is illegal, the penalty is multiple mothers-in-law)

Mr ddc why does it have to be anonymous ? Surely the point is they know who its from

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traditionally valentines cards are from an annonimous admirer. When we where younger the fun of valentines day was sending a card to someome you fancied. Also hoping that you received one to. It's not treated now it used to be anymore, obviously jay knows the card is from me but I never sign my name

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"How many wives...

I wife and 1 husband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Well, I've hunted high and low amongst the "for my lovely boyfriend" "to my amazing husband" and "my darling fiancé" cards. I can't find a single "to my mind blowingly filthy fuck buddy" card anywhere. Heh Ho. "

I think they keep those under the counter so as not to give the old colonel a coronary. You have to go up and ask the young lad at customer services for them....

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If you look at Juicy Lucy Designs they have some naughty ones.

There's another company called Coffee Stain Cards... they also have naughty ones.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr ddc why does it have to be anonymous ? Surely the point is they know who its from

Not sure, but I do know that if you time it right, you can save the money and take credit for someone else's

(and if it turns out they didn't get one, just blame the post 'again')

Btw, to all the women who get poems sent by DG, you're welcome

(too early?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look at Juicy Lucy Designs they have some naughty ones.

There's another company called Coffee Stain Cards... they also have naughty ones.

Love Layla on Facebook have some great ones too.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"How many wives...

I wife and 1 husband?"

No. He asked how many wives. So I'm saying 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd find it more weirder if it said "Happy Valentine's Wife".

Everyone knows that men don't buy cards.

I'm rather hoping Mrs ddc will pass me something to sign like with most cards.

Though why she hasn't learnt my signature by now I don't know...

You might think I'm a tad long suffering. But my poor colleague's wife has to put up with being given the same card every year ("I paid good money for that")

Anonymity?

More like, romance?

Mrs DDC"

That's a great idea. Saves money.

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