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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slenderman.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Far too many to mention, but I generally point people to snopes which has so many urban myths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell there's literally thousands!.

I do like the one where climate change deniers state... C02 is perfectly natural, were made of carbon, trees eat carbon, c02 naturally occurs!

They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness.

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Illuminati

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The story about NASA developing a space pen while the Russians used a pencil isn’t true. NASA also used pencils.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There's a myth, with pictures, saying I've got a big cock

(I've said it, so you don't have to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Blueberry waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Bythedoors,

"They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness."

all 0.05% of it in the earth's atmosphere.

And how much of that is due to burning fossil fuels, less than 10% is the figures I've seen quoted.

Alec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle."

Haunted by that image... not enough eye bleach in the world

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Hello Bythedoors,

"They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness."

all 0.05% of it in the earth's atmosphere.

And how much of that is due to burning fossil fuels, less than 10% is the figures I've seen quoted.

Alec"

Bollocks. Utter pish.

Volumes have increased vastly in the last 100 years. The concentration in our air is higher. It is a low percentage but still high enough to cause trouble. Same with other worse gasses.

We are at the point now where we can continue with the "head in the sand" horseshit people like you wheel out, or we can actually look and see what reality is and act to save our species.

Would you rather have an easy life and fuck everyone over in the future? Fucking selfish.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

2 minutes to go until download/installation is complete.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That a duck's quack doesn't echo.

FFS.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fact. There are some troubling people on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Bythedoors,

"They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness."

all 0.05% of it in the earth's atmosphere.

And how much of that is due to burning fossil fuels, less than 10% is the figures I've seen quoted.

Alec"
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Hello Alec.

Yes your correct it's a trace gas in the atmosphere!. However what we know through scientific examination and have done for about 130 years since Tyndall and then Arrhenius is that the trace gases like c02, methane and water vapour are climate forces, now since the industrial revolution we've increased that c02 by about 33% , we know that the higher we get the c02 concentrations, the warmer it will get! This is NOT a conspiracy, it's held true by every scientist, it's just factual!... Now climate is very very complicated there's lots of positive reinforcers like the methane clathrates, tree die off, Arctic and Antarctic ice melt etc etc and theres lots of negative feedbacks like sulphate aerosols put out by shipping...

However to deny the science of C02 and its climate effects is akin to denying I can get free porn on my laptop and wank.... There's a direct correlation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climate change is a natural process. That's my science for today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for bullshit I say

CHEMTRAILS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Climate change is a natural process. That's my science for today lol"
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So is wanking (see above)... The more porn I see the more wanking I do (see above)....

Natural processes often have unnatural forces(xhamster) which speed the natural forces along(I'm a perv)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flatworlders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Climate change is a natural process. That's my science for today lol.

So is wanking (see above)... The more porn I see the more wanking I do (see above)....

Natural processes often have unnatural forces(xhamster) which speed the natural forces along(I'm a perv)"

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As for bullshit I say

CHEMTRAILS

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Funnily enough... Sulphate aerosol (see above) are negative feedbacks .. If you wanted to try and slow the positive feedbacks... That would be a place to start!

Personally I think it would be a little like pissing into the wind but when your cloggs leak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flatworlders.

Are you serious? As technology improves people get dumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women turning me down on Fab.

As if.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to read about flatworlders. Preparing to be dumbstruck and bukakke'd by stupid

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Bloody hell there's literally thousands!.

I do like the one where climate change deniers state... C02 is perfectly natural, were made of carbon, trees eat carbon, c02 naturally occurs!

They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness.

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

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you do know that humans only creat 4% of the co2 emmisions so our efforts to cut back out co2 outputs will have very little effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell there's literally thousands!.

I do like the one where climate change deniers state... C02 is perfectly natural, were made of carbon, trees eat carbon, c02 naturally occurs!

They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness.

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

you do know that humans only creat 4% of the co2 emmisions so our efforts to cut back out co2 outputs will have very little effect "
. were currently putting out 2500 tonnes per second... I think it's possible we might be able to cut that back a bit!...

Of course a bit is pointless were need to reduce that by 90% by a minimum of 2050 but preferably by 2030 just 14 years time to negate the worst of what awaits us!.

That's the modest thought!...

There's a whole bunch of climate scientists who think that by 2030 it will be to late to stop anyway and that once we bring in enough positive reinforcement effects like the diminishing ice, the methane clathrates, Siberian permafrost methane... Well the evidence suggests it runs it own agenda then and c02 becomes a sideshow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell there's literally thousands!.

I do like the one where climate change deniers state... C02 is perfectly natural, were made of carbon, trees eat carbon, c02 naturally occurs!

They just don't seem to get it's dosage that kills not it's naturally occurringness.

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

you do know that humans only creat 4% of the co2 emmisions so our efforts to cut back out co2 outputs will have very little effect "
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I should also have added that the natural carbon cycle of input/output is being degraded by just our way of life (industrialisation)... So that 4% figure is a bit misleading, carbon is being leached from soils at ever greater rates, ocean acidification is at 3 million year levels... Nature has literally absorbed our excesses for decades and now looks to have decided... Fuck you, I can't take anymore attitude!

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

"So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented."

What happens if your pin is the same backwards as it is forward?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Deodorant gives you cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's 42 Horny milfs within 5 miles who want to fuck me right now.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That there's 42 Horny milfs within 5 miles who want to fuck me right now. "

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented."

I always thought that was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Lib"

More a legend than a myth

Loads, really. Hoaxslayer and Snopes are the best sites to dispel them, not that anyone has yet thanked me for telling them that they are sharing rubbish

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented.

What happens if your pin is the same backwards as it is forward?"
You can always look at it upside down..

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

"So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented."

What happens if ur pins something like 2662????

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"So what have you seen on the tinterwebs, that is a lie, but just won't go away?

Someone told me, (whilst at work, and I work for a bank), that entering your pin number backwards alerts the authorities.... This has been on the web since 2006 and has never implemented.

What happens if ur pins something like 2662????"

You change it by switching the outer numbers for the inner numbers and then enter backwards. So, 2662 becomes 6226. Personally, is find difficulty entering it backwards anyway. How do you read the screen and reach round to enter, if you're backwards? One option would be to ask the next person to enter it for you, whilst facing backwards from the cash point.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[13:14:20 61\20\70 ta retsop yb devomeR]"

esrveinu lellarap a ni evil eW

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

The elevator game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite was a story about a soldier being refused service at a Telco store in London because he was wearing his uniform. This didn't sound right so before passing judgment on the whole chain and switching to Asda, I did a little research, not only did the incident not happen, but there is no Tesco store in the location mentioned in the "story",

And another story about an illegal immigrant that escaped a hospital and was running around on the lose infecting people, that one even had nhs banners on it and did look like it had been issued by the nhs, but when it described the man as "the black immigrant" I thought it odd that the normally very pc would use that particular phase, so I dug a bit deeper, and yes it was bullshit,

So I cam only gather that these people are not putting "britan first" but I could be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I cam only gather that these people are not putting "britan first" but I could be wrong.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Somebody seems to share at least one, clearly without checking it first, on Facebook on a daily basis.

The most recent I've seen were about thieves wedging pennies in car door handles and criminals using drug impregnated business cards to render people unconscious. Both stories have been doing the rounds for ages and are bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted this quote a couple if months back.

This country can't move forward if we believe everything we read on the internet, just because it appears to be written by a trusted source or celebrity

Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

I wouldn't say he was clever but he was a raging alcoholic which explains some of his behaviour. Some of his best quotes were made up by lefties too. He never said "most of our imports come from other counties" for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle.

Haunted by that image... not enough eye bleach in the world"

Ok, can't hold off any longer, im gonna google it.

E x

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"The story about NASA developing a space pen while the Russians used a pencil isn’t true. NASA also used pencils."

I was at NASA a few months ago and in their gift shop they were selling space pens, seemingly they could write anywhere including underwater. Didn't bother buying one though, what do I need with a space pen, I'll just use a pencil the same as everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

Good friends with the Bin Laden family to.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I read that many sites have secret 'Platinum' membership that comes with special features and secret abilities, if you pay extra.

Of course us Palladium members know this is nonsense, that Palladium membership is by invite only, and the mere mention of it gets you black-balled...

Oh buggar

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

Good friends with the Bin Laden family to."

Some of them. It's a big family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle.

Haunted by that image... not enough eye bleach in the world

Ok, can't hold off any longer, im gonna google it.

E x"

Just keep in mind: "it's not real"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

Good friends with the Bin Laden family to.

Some of them. It's a big family. "

Yes. The first flight allowed out of the states after 911 were the Bin Laden family returning to saudi.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

That pushing 0 while on hold will bypass the endless automated menus an take you straight to an adviser.

That you get 10% before a speed camera will trigger (although we cling on to this one because we know it's above the exact limit but no one knows for sure by how much)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle? I'm off to get some blue food colouring, and my waffle iron out now, and chuckle to myself while eating them, the photos ate a but horrible though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zurg rush on Google is not a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is important, and serious, the cone shape thing under the pedestrian crossing control, if you twist it, it will not make the light change faster, it us not a control to change the lights frequency, it is an aid for the visually impaired, when the lights change it rotates, alerting them that it is safe to cross, if they keep getting twisted by impatient pedestrians they are going to break,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle.

Haunted by that image... not enough eye bleach in the world

Ok, can't hold off any longer, im gonna google it.

E x

Just keep in mind: "it's not real""

Thank crunchy for that, still, put me off my toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh he made plenty of real gaffs indeed! On the serious side he made a Freudian slip talking about rejecting Iranian influence when he meant to say Iraq. Although my favourite was "our enemies never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we". He was to the left what Mr Corbyn is to the right; comedy gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although his "if you aid or harbour a terrorist" speech effectively killed the IRA. Seeing as the Americans were funding them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencils can't be used in space as the graphite can break, floating into electrical circuitry to cause problems.

So anything non conductive is needed.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Pencils can't be used in space as the graphite can break, floating into electrical circuitry to cause problems.

So anything non conductive is needed."

Like a metal space-pen?

I've always assumed the reason I'm only allowed crayons is because I'm secretly training to be an astronaut...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh American right wing politicans are comedy gold above and beyond anything else.

I mean you've got Palin and her creationism's

Bachman and her "ideas" on economics

Bushes invasions which he couldn't even point to on a map

Or there's Ted Cruz, marco rubio, Ben Carson and Donald trump that just flat out denounce climate science... Ted Cruz was actually on the congressional science panel... The other guy on the committee who I can't even remember flat out denied evolution.. And there on the friggin science committee!

Just what the fuck... How an earth are we gonna fix big problems when the politicans that chair them think the earth is 6000 years old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the presidental candidates are terrifying. They havve the finger on the Button but seem dim as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh American right wing politicans are comedy gold above and beyond anything else.

I mean you've got Palin and her creationism's

Bachman and her "ideas" on economics

Bushes invasions which he couldn't even point to on a map

Just what the fuck... How an earth are we gonna fix big problems when the politicans that chair them think the earth is 6000 years old?"

I agree with you other than it seems on par with putting a vegan in charge of farming and the belief that printing money raises living standards.

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By *mwstaffsMan
over a year ago

brownhills

I always thought the nasa pen story was more about the Russians finding something that worked and kept using it rather than americans getting something working and then building something else

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

u want myths type in creepypastas on youtube lol theres loads.

gotta say they why oh why did I google

"blue waffle" its imprinted now and wont go away haha

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh American right wing politicans are comedy gold above and beyond anything else.

I mean you've got Palin and her creationism's

Bachman and her "ideas" on economics

Bushes invasions which he couldn't even point to on a map

Just what the fuck... How an earth are we gonna fix big problems when the politicans that chair them think the earth is 6000 years old?

I agree with you other than it seems on par with putting a vegan in charge of farming and the belief that printing money raises living standards."

I have no time for veganism as it is patently a bad idea. However there is no reason to complain about a vegan being in charge of farming given that all they eat comes from a farm in the same way most of what a normal non-deluded person eats comes from a farm too. It seems silly to draw that distinction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh American right wing politicans are comedy gold above and beyond anything else.

I mean you've got Palin and her creationism's

Bachman and her "ideas" on economics

Bushes invasions which he couldn't even point to on a map

Just what the fuck... How an earth are we gonna fix big problems when the politicans that chair them think the earth is 6000 years old?

I agree with you other than it seems on par with putting a vegan in charge of farming and the belief that printing money raises living standards.

You understand that the person was a self described "militant vegan" who thinks eating meat should be treated and discouraged like smoking?

Can you see why she probably isn't a good representative for the interests of farmers?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If someone says don't look up such and such on Google I don't.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I once read a blog claiming George bush was really clever but just acted the bafoon... That's beyond Oscar material

That's true but my absolute favourite bushism was his rambling that the trouble with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur

Oh American right wing politicans are comedy gold above and beyond anything else.

I mean you've got Palin and her creationism's

Bachman and her "ideas" on economics

Bushes invasions which he couldn't even point to on a map

Just what the fuck... How an earth are we gonna fix big problems when the politicans that chair them think the earth is 6000 years old?

I agree with you other than it seems on par with putting a vegan in charge of farming and the belief that printing money raises living standards.

You understand that the person was a self described "militant vegan" who thinks eating meat should be treated and discouraged like smoking?

Can you see why she probably isn't a good representative for the interests of farmers?"

Organic farming goes against vegan principles

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If someone says don't look up such and such on Google I don't."

Wise plan!

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