FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest place you've had sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably been covered a million times, but I'm sure you kinky Fabbers have some hilarious answers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wheat field. Not that strange I suppose, but I did get a wheat-patterned rash on my upper back which was difficult to explain away.

Her xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In an ancient old graveyard and I got crucified for disrespecting the dead.

I'm going to hell for worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disabled toilet with a date after we we're told it would be a 15 minute wait for a free bowling alley

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Swimming pool cubicle!!!!

Don't ask! But think twice next time you use one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swimming pool cubicle!!!!

Don't ask! But think twice next time you use one!

We tried this but the baby changing unit collapsed haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olde stone bridge over a stream and waterfall in the countryside; horizontal rain lashing our naked bodies and my 26 incher quenching the fire the burned within her. And, a farmer called the police something to do with our fire or she was witch and I warlock

True I say….albeit I may have rounded up to the nearest 26 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belgium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife. She's strange.

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

In the back of a old ambulance in a scrapyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming pool (it was private!) or a graveyard is probably

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading train station in the photoboth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time, it was my own bed. I'm dull, now

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In a grotto

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

At a National Trust property

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Half way up a ladder

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...and my personal fav, the headmaster's bed at Lycee Française, South Kensington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of a fire station in Shropshire but that's pretty normal compared to some replies here ??

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Double glazing showroom

Wd40 mrs

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

In a barn on top of straw..was quite strange as i had a red bum after Lol

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By *af90Man
over a year ago

Anywhere in the South West

Bacup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex was leaning out of upstairs window talking to my mum who was in the garden.. so I went for it from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trampoline, back garden, then realised we were being watched lol

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

on the cricket square in the dark after a snow storm !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you guys have me creased laughing here xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nowhere that weird unless you count fucking against a tree in a wood when it's raining. Or a blowjob at the top of a stairwell in a busy hotel or in a glass lift. Sometimes it's just too tempting not to.

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

B and Q...diy shop ....... short and sweet and very heart racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a barn on top of straw..was quite strange as i had a red bum after Lol

This, but I wasn't the one with red bum

I'll add not with this lady... Unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg you guys have me creased laughing here xx"

The majority have put me to shame! I've been in stitches reading this, fair play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a shop in the back door way. Oh and someone saw us. Funilly he walked past twice.

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By *ierced-cockMan
over a year ago

pontardawe

Drive Inn cinema and carpark in full daylight

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A thatched bus stop style shelter opposite the crown bowling green in the town park in December 92 - it was gone midnight & freezing!! We climbed over a ridiculously high fence when d*unk on students night.

McDonalds. In the staff room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a church choir pew

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"In a church choir pew"

You'll go to hell for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably go to hell for much worse. Though it was rather fun knowing the door was wide open at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head. Not a place stranger.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Army tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being taken from behind at laser quest (fire lasers at each other in pitch black) then finding out it was not hubby behind me but a stranger !!!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Play house in pub garden

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Various car parks during day

In my office

On a train

At industrial estate whilst filmed on cctv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interview room of an army recruitment office...cubicle in a tanning salon...fire station...in the middle of a field with the farmer mowing the next one

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Lost virginity at the back of a church, in a call centre, at the side of a laundry shed in butlins, took from behind whilst leaning out of a window

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Some of the above but my all time favourite was in a snowy forest on a starlit night with a Swedish au-pair

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

We were bale carting last year,so we arranged some big bales around in a circle and had sex in there in the middle of a field.

Also some years ago in a tractor.

Last June on the beach at Cap D Agde while we were watched.

In a barn full of straw.Oil Seed Rape straw is awfully prickly on your bum !!

(see photos ) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the 3rd green at Houghton golf course around 2am. We were in full swing (get it) until we saw torch light. Legged it.

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

There are some really naughty people on here !! Hee Hee. We loved reading.x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Take your pick. It was either the charity shop or the old people's home, one of the residents. Then again, the top of a car park stairs in the centre of Cardiff on a busy Saturday afternoon with Christmas shoppers was memorable for its location. If I think harder, there's bound to be more though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this post certainly lived up to expectation, you filthy bunch

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Medical lab :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a church choir pew

You'll go to hell for that!!

Yes but at that moment they were in heaven??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of an ambulance as my mate drove around the airfield were we worked, then swapped over and I drove

And yes I did find a few bumps to annoy him in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the bum.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disabled toilets with member of staff when pub open and behind the bar but pub closed at time!!

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By *orrado76Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Family changing room cubicle on a busy Saturday afternoon at the local swimming pool. Ladies toilets at a mates engagement party, girlfriend at the time was bouncing on me that hard we broke the toilet lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a desk in a Police station.

In the staff room at a hospital.

Scarborough castle.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Walt Disney film studios.........I know I know creepy.

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By *nddyoneMan
over a year ago

bicester

in a barn with the farmer wife

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

As answered before...

Half naked in a sit harness (with a very willing and cooperative lady) hanging under the overhang of 'the sloth' suspended by 3 bongs on the upper tier of the Roaches.

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

Allens West train station waiting for the train to go to club f lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Wetherspoons cellar during a busy Saturday night...was only changing a barrel...lol

In a b&b...not odd...at all.... Until you add the 20 guys piled into the room watching and chatting to youre gf of the time... My mates were mucking about and all got locked out of their rooms and all crashed in mine... I got my porno on that night with a performance that even rocco would have been proud of

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By *haliamarimarCouple (MM)
over a year ago

nuneaton

Oasis swimming pool in Swindon while the wave machine was on or on a footbridge over the A34 while the traffic was passing underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train sleeper carriage with with two strangers (hopefully) sleeping in the bunks below.

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Medical lab :p"

Gosh you must have been brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office block car park. The building was condemned to be demolished and the car park was full of dusty, cobweb-y old furniture. Was quite, atmospheric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balcony in Spain... In someone's garden late at nite, toilet. Changing rooms,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a hospital with a naughty nurse

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By *iberatedPairCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk

Many years ago. When mr was single. I fucked a colleague in a walk in freezer -21 old boy didn't stay to hard to long

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Up against a garage door, just after midnight on New Years Eve and it was snowing xx

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

In her armpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a waltzer car whan the fare whas open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hole 8 crazy golf course ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol bet that lad stil kicks himself lol but stil smiles

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'm just waiting for someone to say they've done it in a funeral home or similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Side of a cliff on a ledge ....

middle of a river in outback Australia

....in the surf

....leaning out a church house window in Brussles....

On a yacht..... Naked at the helm ....

Side of a steep

Mountain.... Now that was hard to keep a grip.....

In a restaurant with long white table clothes ..... Not full

Play .... Great though ...lovely memory X

Nice memories X

Many adventures ....and more to come X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a giant safe at work...with the main boss.

Had to get to the toilets without being seen with cum dripping off my chin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol bet that lad stil kicks himself lol but stil smiles

That is bad been lookin at my pa like that lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and on the back row of a cinema in Zimbabwe, which was showing A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Interesting when the film stopped suddenly, the lights came on and then several Africans came running in to ask for bribes of sex and money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and on the back row of a cinema in Zimbabwe, which was showing A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Interesting when the film stopped suddenly, the lights came on and then several Africans came running in to ask for bribes of sex and money! "

Creasing up ! That shit happens to me too

Can't take me no wear l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the frozen peas In tesco 2am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and on the back row of a cinema in Zimbabwe, which was showing A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Interesting when the film stopped suddenly, the lights came on and then several Africans came running in to ask for bribes of sex and money!

Creasing up ! That shit happens to me too

Can't take me no wear l"

I must point out we were the only two people in the cinema during the actual shagging!

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No where interesting. Always been in a bed.

Women I find don't like to have fun unless it's in my room or theirs. Sad Panda.

Oral

1 time got oral in a packed cinema [AvP2] with lass sucking me off with loud teenagers sitting next too me. The funny thing is as they were kicked out, one of the cinema managers came to get them out, saw and and did not clock on.

Another time head in the cinema [X-Men3], packed cinema.... So sad, missed Xaviers death scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahah you guys are filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once in the States with work and one of the lads asked a girl who was from the deep south where the strangest place she had had sex was and her answer was 'in the butt'......got to love the inhabitants of the most powerful nation on earth.....

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Side of a cliff on a ledge ..."

Was that you? Couldn't have been I was under the ledge!

"middle of a river in outback Australia

....in the surf

....leaning out a church house window in Brussles....

On a yacht..... Naked at the helm ..."
Been there too... with the same girl... Is your name Fiona?

"Side of a steep

Mountain.... Now that was hard to keep a grip....."

If your Fiona I don't remember you having any problem gripping... You nearly broke my back with your legs!

"In a restaurant with long white table clothes ..... Not full

Play .... Great though ...lovely memory X

Nice memories X

Many adventures ....and more to come X "
Guess your new fella was not as adventurous as me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Side of a cliff on a ledge ...

Was that you? Couldn't have been I was under the ledge!

middle of a river in outback Australia

....in the surf

....leaning out a church house window in Brussles....

On a yacht..... Naked at the helm ... Been there too... with the same girl... Is your name Fiona?

Side of a steep

Mountain.... Now that was hard to keep a grip.....

If your Fiona I don't remember you having any problem gripping... You nearly broke my back with your legs!

In a restaurant with long white table clothes ..... Not full

Play .... Great though ...lovely memory X

Nice memories X

Many adventures ....and more to come X Guess your new fella was not as adventurous as me!

"
m

It wasn't you sweetheart and my life is full of adventures around the world X

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