FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you feel feminine.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I started out dressing like a women as I just lived the feeling. First just lingerie and dresses etc.

I have never found men attractive but in an attempt to go a bit further into finding out what it feels like to be a women I given a blow job and had anal while dressed as a women which was probable about the most nerve racking thing I have done.

I've never actually been with a women dressed but have thought about an trying a escort a few times.

Does anyone have another suggesting of how I can expand my femine horizons? I have no desire to become as TS but love the thought of being made to feel like a women.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Go shopping with a woman maybe? Have your nails done, a pedicure etc.

All the things I'd do if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need practice at saying one thing but meaning another

Relying on a sat nav to get to Asda and back is another good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try being really narky n ratty once a month,,go on snap some poor guys head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try parking really badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try being really narky n ratty once a month,,go on snap some poor guys head off

I was going to say that but thought better of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try being really narky n ratty once a month,,go on snap some poor guys head off

I was going to say that but thought better of it

I don't care I hate everyone at the mo,,,ffs LEAVE ME ALONE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go shopping with a woman maybe? Have your nails done, a pedicure etc.

All the things I'd do if I could

Was thinking something similar. Don't know anyone who I could go with though.lol.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Try screaming your tits off at your partner for one week every month for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an irrational fear of spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Try screaming your tits off at your partner for one week every month for no reason "

you sexist pig,,oh n if youd paid attention you'd see id said that already,,,,ffs men,,really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy 6 lip glosses that are all different brands, but almost the same colour

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ask 'who are the white ones?' when watching Star Wars

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I type slowly when I'm being shouted at

I suppose I'm going to get the silent treatment now! Warm your own feet while you are at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whinge bout yer arse lookin too big in that dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove a tampon up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove a tampon up your bum."

girls don't do that,,ya silly moo.

that's just wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could always wear flannel pj's stuff yer self with chocolate n moan bout how men are all bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,maybe bitch bout how "that fucking tranny looks better than me" its not fair,how come she suits that dress n has better legs than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need practice at saying one thing but meaning another

Relying on a sat nav to get to Asda and back is another good start

I hate the SatNav women, she's a patronising cow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need practice at saying one thing but meaning another

Relying on a sat nav to get to Asda and back is another good start

I hate the SatNav women, she's a patronising cow....

she is really a man

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Go shopping with a woman maybe? Have your nails done, a pedicure etc.

All the things I'd do if I could

Was thinking something similar. Don't know anyone who I could go with though.lol."

I'll go with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go shopping with a woman maybe? Have your nails done, a pedicure etc.

All the things I'd do if I could

Was thinking something similar. Don't know anyone who I could go with though.lol.

I'll go with you

no no no,,,i,ll go,,i have taste

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Have an irrational fear of spiders. "

It's not irrational - they are monsters

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

and you sport a bushy moustache,,,hmmmmm me wonders

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

and you sport a bushy moustache,,,hmmmmm me wonders

Sshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

and you sport a bushy moustache,,,hmmmmm me wonders

Sshhhh

ok,,as long as you sssshhhhhh bout me

,XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refuse point blank to grasp the off side rule, despite repeatedly having it explained to you....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Who stole all the chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove a tampon up your bum.

girls don't do that,,ya silly moo.

that's just wierd

Well I have read many posts from girls on a well known TV website, that say putting a tampon up their bottom makes them feel more girly

I'm merely passing the information on to the op, it's for her to decide whether or not she wishes to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend the day hoovering,doing the laundry and washing windows. Go shopping for the big shop. Cook a meal for a man,wash up after. Go back in the lounge to find him snoring and farting on the sofa. Go to bed alone and star fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove a tampon up your bum.

girls don't do that,,ya silly moo.

that's just wierd

Well I have read many posts from girls on a well known TV website, that say putting a tampon up their bottom makes them feel more girly

I'm merely passing the information on to the op, it's for her to decide whether or not she wishes to try it

That would be a cock luvvy,not a tampon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove a tampon up your bum.

girls don't do that,,ya silly moo.

that's just wierd

Well I have read many posts from girls on a well known TV website, that say putting a tampon up their bottom makes them feel more girly

I'm merely passing the information on to the op, it's for her to decide whether or not she wishes to try it

That would be a cock luvvy,not a tampon

Trust me, some do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just changed my main bedroom wall from teal to dusty pink - walls are very pale green - new bedding and cushions and wow its v feminine -

-- actually jut getting new bedding and towels can do this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me just hair, makeup, perfume, nails and nice lingerie xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

I can park. I do have a go at men but not just once a month. I don't wear flannel pjs. I do eat chocolate (when I'm not dieting). I'm not scared of spiders. I know who the white ones in Star Wars are. I don't have a moustache. I do have boobs and a fanny.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

Clearly you need to change your gender to tv/ts and start applying your sanitary protection to your bum.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

Clearly you need to change your gender to tv/ts and start applying your sanitary protection to your bum.

That'll be messy at the TOTM

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

Clearly you need to change your gender to tv/ts and start applying your sanitary protection to your bum.

That'll be messy at the TOTM

It's always messy at TOTM!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

Clearly you need to change your gender to tv/ts and start applying your sanitary protection to your bum.

That'll be messy at the TOTM

It's always messy at TOTM!

Not as messy as it would be with my tampon up the wrong hole.

And knowing my luck it would migrate up my intestines and I'd have to explain it to A&E.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Buy 6 lip glosses that are all different brands, but almost the same colour

yep, repeat for shoes, bags etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a light perfume if I ever go out in the evening. It is the one item which makes me feel more feminine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair, make up , nails , clothes and the right sassy attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick and painted nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a watermelon inside you and then get it out in one piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have another suggesting of how I can expand my femine horizons? I have no desire to become as TS but love the thought of being made to feel like a women."

Have you thought about putting yourself in situations where you're sexuality objectified while doing something everyday, or perhaps being treated as if you don't know anything when you're actually an expert in the subject?

I hear that's a really quick way to feel like a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading this makes me wonder if I am a man

I can park, I don't scream at men, I don't wear flannel pj's or eat chocolate

I'm just really confused.

Clearly you need to change your gender to tv/ts and start applying your sanitary protection to your bum.

That'll be messy at the TOTM

It's always messy at TOTM!

Not as messy as it would be with my tampon up the wrong hole.

And knowing my luck it would migrate up my intestines and I'd have to explain it to A&E."

Well you could always say you were very, very, d*unk. I'm not sure what excuse a tv could use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to hold someone's handbag and wait outside while they just go look at something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need practice at saying one thing but meaning another

Relying on a sat nav to get to Asda and back is another good start

I don't have a sat nav.... Maybe that's why I keep on ending up at Aldi.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married

Get divorced

Financially fleece the bastard for every penny you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't spit. Swallow

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Girly night in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very sexy and somewhat bitter comments here boys...

Women run the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Refuse point blank to grasp the off side rule, despite repeatedly having it explained to you...."

Hey now... I can explain the offside rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Refuse point blank to grasp the off side rule, despite repeatedly having it explained to you....

Hey now... I can explain the offside rule

Are you in the kitchen making me a sammich? No, then you're offside.....

For those easily offended I would like to distance myself from my previous comments, thank you for your understanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try parking really badly

You know we only park badly as we've been lied to, by men, about how big 8 inches is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Refuse point blank to grasp the off side rule, despite repeatedly having it explained to you....

Hey now... I can explain the offside rule

Are you in the kitchen making me a sammich? No, then you're offside.....

For those easily offended I would like to distance myself from my previous comments, thank you for your understanding. "

I also make a bloody good sammich!

I reckon I could make it while explaining the offside rule... Check me out with my multitaskings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Given you choice when it comes to anal which one do you thing is going to be more sensual.

Being fucked by a guy (which I've tried) who's obviously got a real cock but doesn't know it feels like to be be fucked like that.

Or an experienced women (like an escort or a very willing volunteer) with a strapon who knows what your going though, wearing that tight lingerie and being taken.

Thanks for thought provoking comments so far.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails in tip-top shape.

Make up on point.

Hair done tidy.

Smell gorgeous.

Heels heels heels!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Being asked to hold someone's handbag and wait outside while they just go look at something

That should make one feel manly

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