FabSwingers.com forum: Google is not always your friend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello all you Fab, Fabbed and Fabulous Peeps.

I'm very fond of Google and often say "Google is my friend" however I have recently discovered (largely based on a thread yesterday) that this is not always true.

I'm starting a list of things that you should NOT Google and would appreciate your contribution so I'll know what to avoid whilst Googling.

1. Two kids in a sandbox

2. Blue Waffle

3. Spider Porn

Now lovely people should you choose not to heed my warning beware there are things that once seen cannot be unseen.

Love and hugs Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon Party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goatse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubgirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trypophobia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubgirl. "

Beat me to it lol

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Two girls and a cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meatspin made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eel girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The BME pain olympics thing.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

I googled firehouse kit in an internet cafe once never again

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Munting

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm resisting the temptation. Some things you can't un-see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just done the first one...

Never again

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm resisting the temptation. Some things you can't un-see. "

Me too but you know at some point you'll look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just done the first one...

Never again

I did say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm resisting the temptation. Some things you can't un-see.

Me too but you know at some point you'll look

Don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 girls fingerpainting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just done the first one...

Never again

I did say

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I don't even like watching casualty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Vardy's goal against Liverpool tonight,, oh the pain.

Interesting places doctors have found Lego bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls and a cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo what's the name of that cat with no face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo what's the name of that cat with no face?"

Chase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm resisting the temptation. Some things you can't un-see.

Me too but you know at some point you'll look

I looked last time the blue waffle was mentioned....

says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch "Ask A Porn Star: What Was Your Grossest On Set Experience" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/-XA5j6PBe2s

Funny. But from 8:08 is hilarious. Rocco tries to kill you with his dick...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Two girls and a cup?

It's mostly faked...A while back there was an interview with the director...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Could some kind soul add some extra information upon these, as it does create an open question upon what they are, once you've seen the stuff not to search upon. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you I'm not looking at any of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could some kind soul add some extra information upon these, as it does create an open question upon what they are, once you've seen the stuff not to search upon. Thanks."

Blue waffle, well what can I say...when vaginas go baaaaaaad...!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I'm resisting the temptation. Some things you can't un-see.

Me too but you know at some point you'll look

I looked last time the blue waffle was mentioned....

says it all

Yes that was nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there's a youtube video called .ten things you should never google". One maniac one ice pick should be avoided.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I wont look ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Could some kind soul add some extra information upon these, as it does create an open question upon what they are, once you've seen the stuff not to search upon. Thanks.

Blue waffle, well what can I say...when vaginas go baaaaaaad...!!

Thanks - it was the one I'd heard of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like this thread is a test of will power

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like this thread is a test of will power"

Because strong my friend even soapy water won't remove the imagery from your brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blue waffle...and only looked it up because 13 yr old in the household asked if me or his mum had ever had it....we hadnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and of course, i just looked up tubgirl....yes, ok, thanks for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard about most of these but never been able to find them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"heard about most of these but never been able to find them "

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like feeling spooked i always enjoy "the rake"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will avoid thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not Google "Vajankle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look up Salad Fingers!

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

Some of the profile names you should not Google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish people wouldn't post reaction videos!

Gets in the way of me finding the originals

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By *verReadyAndMinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

And I was just gonna sign off........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just went down the list and looked up everything you said not to...

...someone, hold me....

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

My friend cliched a link on facebook that showed up on one of her friend feeds (it was hosted on facebook so she assumed it was vetted and safe!!)

It turned out to be one of those grizzly Mexican drug cartel shot out Vids.. Yuck, she was vomiting and wrenching for days at the slightest wiff of taco / burritos..

Shocking facebook had anything like that hosted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just went down the list and looked up everything you said not to...

...someone, hold me....

Try to find a happy place dear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just went down the list and looked up everything you said not to...

...someone, hold me....

Try to find a happy place dear..

Strangely enough it's the trypophobia that's etched into my brain...

Crumpets are soooo going in the bin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just went down the list and looked up everything you said not to...

...someone, hold me....

Try to find a happy place dear..

Strangely enough it's the trypophobia that's etched into my brain...

Crumpets are soooo going in the bin...."

Is it pics of old moldy crumpets what have got creepy crawlies in it? Oooer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even...just...I....just Google it...

You might want to enlist the services of a mental health professional first though....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

One man one jar.

And of course his follow up one man one screwdriver - yup it's the same guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even...just...I....just Google it...

You might want to enlist the services of a mental health professional first though...."

I just did..w....t....f!

...fikened in my tummy..nnnnnnnnnngggggggg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even...just...I....just Google it...

You might want to enlist the services of a mental health professional first though....

I just did..w....t....f!

...fikened in my tummy..nnnnnnnnnngggggggg!

I know...I'm sorry but there's no way to describe it,.is there? You understand about the crumpets now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even...just...I....just Google it...

You might want to enlist the services of a mental health professional first though....

I just did..w....t....f!

...fikened in my tummy..nnnnnnnnnngggggggg!

I know...I'm sorry but there's no way to describe it,.is there? You understand about the crumpets now?"

yes (shivering with fright)...never buying them again..or swiss cheese..or Aeros..buggering OP. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The goat with a face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye bleach anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look up Salad Fingers!"

No way! Salad fingers is great! Just an odd cartoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong to want to see them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't look up Salad Fingers!"

Salad fingers is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all you Fab, Fabbed and Fabulous Peeps.

I'm very fond of Google and often say "Google is my friend" however I have recently discovered (largely based on a thread yesterday) that this is not always true.

I'm starting a list of things that you should NOT Google and would appreciate your contribution so I'll know what to avoid whilst Googling.

1. Two kids in a sandbox

2. Blue Waffle

3. Spider Porn

Now lovely people should you choose not to heed my warning beware there are things that once seen cannot be unseen.

Love and hugs Knitter

Theres loads of blue waffle on fab, no need to Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even...just...I....just Google it...

You might want to enlist the services of a mental health professional first though....

I just did..w....t....f!

...fikened in my tummy..nnnnnnnnnngggggggg!

I know...I'm sorry but there's no way to describe it,.is there? You understand about the crumpets now?

yes (shivering with fright)...never buying them again..or swiss cheese..or Aeros..buggering OP. Lol. "

Most of them are photoshopped...most. not all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special fried rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend cliched a link on facebook that showed up on one of her friend feeds (it was hosted on facebook so she assumed it was vetted and safe!!)

It turned out to be one of those grizzly Mexican drug cartel shot out Vids.. Yuck, she was vomiting and wrenching for days at the slightest wiff of taco / burritos..

Shocking facebook had anything like that hosted. "

Yeah I saw that one...pretty grim. Almost made me pause slightly while eating beetroot..

The weirdest thing was the 2 guys were just sat chatting into the camera...obviously knowing what was going to happen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To save your eyes go to urban dictionary and enter what your looking for ...It helps .except didn't take my own advice and watched 1 man and a screwdriver ....wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if your going to google gary oldman DONT forget the letter R

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish people wouldn't post reaction videos!

Gets in the way of me finding the originals

Why are you looking stop stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japanese tentical porn

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"To save your eyes go to urban dictionary and enter what your looking for ...It helps .except didn't take my own advice and watched 1 man and a screwdriver ....wtf

Did you give in to one man one jar yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To save your eyes go to urban dictionary and enter what your looking for ...It helps .except didn't take my own advice and watched 1 man and a screwdriver ....wtf

Did you give in to one man one jar yet?

Yes and trying to erase my memory and bleach eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To save your eyes go to urban dictionary and enter what your looking for ...It helps .except didn't take my own advice and watched 1 man and a screwdriver ....wtf

Did you give in to one man one jar yet?

Yes and trying to erase my memory and bleach eyes

Bleach doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive scrolled right to the end of the thread and im not going to look - so im not tempted to google anything that might ruin my day

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"ive scrolled right to the end of the thread and im not going to look - so im not tempted to google anything that might ruin my day

There's no licking or eating in one man one jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Special fried rice."

Oh that's just nasty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle isn't real - that makes it easier to see it without feeling nauseous.

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By *verReadyAndMinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Is it wrong to want to see them all?"
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spider porn is hilarious.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

try utube Diphallia - Living With Two Penises very useful lol..connie x

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By *urnziMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"The BME pain olympics thing. "

This

Thought I was unshockable..........going for a long sit down in a dark room after viewing those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still not looking

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

knew I shouldn't have peeked

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

One man one glass

One man one screwdriver

Left this one man mentally scarred for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad and chips .com if it is still a site. Used to put on folks computers when they left them unattended at uni

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

2 guys 1 stump could be viewed as an uplifting look upon life for those potentially maimed by warfare, depending upon your outlook on life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 guys 1 stump could be viewed as an uplifting look upon life for those potentially maimed by warfare, depending upon your outlook on life."

Oh dear

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"One man one glass

One man one screwdriver

Left this one man mentally scarred for life!"

The glass was one I didn't watch - until now. SOOOO wish I hadn't OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Imagine the discussion at the casualty Dept lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One man one glass

One man one screwdriver

Left this one man mentally scarred for life!

The glass was one I didn't watch - until now. SOOOO wish I hadn't OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Imagine the discussion at the casualty Dept lol

if its the one ive seen don't worry it was sugar glass

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"One man one glass

One man one screwdriver

Left this one man mentally scarred for life!

The glass was one I didn't watch - until now. SOOOO wish I hadn't OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Imagine the discussion at the casualty Dept lol

if its the one ive seen don't worry it was sugar glass"

I hope so - & I suppose could be why it shattered so easily. Hadn't thought of that - was still buttock clenching in shock lol

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"Hello all you Fab, Fabbed and Fabulous Peeps.

I'm very fond of Google and often say "Google is my friend" however I have recently discovered (largely based on a thread yesterday) that this is not always true.

I'm starting a list of things that you should NOT Google and would appreciate your contribution so I'll know what to avoid whilst Googling.

1. Two kids in a sandbox

2. Blue Waffle

3. Spider Porn

Now lovely people should you choose not to heed my warning beware there are things that once seen cannot be unseen.

Love and hugs Knitter

botteld it at the last min

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I told you not to look

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