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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. " Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto | |||
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"I have Tiger Balm but no one to rub it in?" Awww rub it on the flange and think of England | |||
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"I have Tiger Balm but no one to rub it in? Awww rub it on the flange and think of England " Or A+E!!!! | |||
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"If I start tonight then I won't stop. I'm off to get a cider. -Courtney " Ohhh have a chaser with it | |||
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"I have Tiger Balm but no one to rub it in?" Waves..... Checks distance. Puts chair on table. Stands on chair. Waves lots more....... | |||
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"I have Tiger Balm but no one to rub it in? Awww rub it on the flange and think of England Or A+E!!!! " Good call there will be some juicy doctors...oh there is a thought shagging a doctor in his scrubs | |||
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"If I start tonight then I won't stop. I'm off to get a cider. -Courtney " Liquid apples. | |||
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"If I start tonight then I won't stop. I'm off to get a cider. -Courtney Liquid apples. " One of her 5 a day | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? " Fuck knows | |||
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"How can I get a six pack like wot shag tonight has without eating meat and not living in a gym? And do ladies prefer a flatter stomach or something with a bit of bounce and bouyancy? " I like a bit of bounce | |||
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"If I start tonight then I won't stop. I'm off to get a cider. -Courtney Liquid apples. One of her 5 a day " Are we still talking apples? | |||
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"If I start tonight then I won't stop. I'm off to get a cider. -Courtney Liquid apples. One of her 5 a day Are we still talking apples? " I think I might have more than one. Of apples and the other | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? " Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double | |||
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"I keep finding loose change in drawers and down the side of the sofa. Is this the spiders in my house actually paying me rent? " Eww you dirty bugger clean ya yard | |||
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"One word: Norwich " Support a better team | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double " I'm going with black | |||
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"And why is it the rule, “There are exceptions to every rule” is the only rule without exception, making itself the exception to the rule. And now my head hurts" Go and stand in the corner and think about your actions | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto " I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double I'm going with black " Well I'd go black so a 50-50 chance between us | |||
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"Bungle off Rainbow used to wear pyjamas for bed but walk round naked during the day , its always bothered me why he did this" Because of zippy the dirty bugger | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? " I guess you're talking to cheeky. | |||
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"Bungle off Rainbow used to wear pyjamas for bed but walk round naked during the day , its always bothered me why he did this Because of zippy the dirty bugger " Always had george down as the " behinid closed doors sexual dynamo " | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? I guess you're talking to cheeky. " Curvygirl, would love to share vodka with you also if you have some | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? I guess you're talking to cheeky. Curvygirl, would love to share vodka with you also if you have some " I've a whole unopened bottle here!! | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double " Are you a farmer? Tell me you are, that'd be cool! | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? I guess you're talking to cheeky. Curvygirl, would love to share vodka with you also if you have some I've a whole unopened bottle here!! " It's calling you both | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? I guess you're talking to cheeky. Curvygirl, would love to share vodka with you also if you have some I've a whole unopened bottle here!! " I'm happy to share with anyone. | |||
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"Oh bless ya hun. I don't think they're strong enough for mine. Have vodka and think fuck it that's my motto I'm out of vodka, can I share yours please? I guess you're talking to cheeky. Curvygirl, would love to share vodka with you also if you have some I've a whole unopened bottle here!! It's calling you both " Vodka party | |||
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"My problem is, is it too late to have a vodka? " No, just an early Friday drink. | |||
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"My problem is, is it too late to have a vodka? " pretend you're in the bahama's and its only like 5.30pm | |||
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"One word: Norwich " It's the quiz of the week! Delia smith pies and a darn good pub by the river | |||
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"My problem is, is it too late to have a vodka? " never too late to have a vodka | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double I'm going with black " Ah, you had a 50/50 chance but ... Wrong! 5(3W + 4B) = 6(2W + 4B) 15W + 20B = 12W + 24B 3W = 4B W = 1.33B White hens lay more | |||
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"One word: Norwich Support a better team " I'm no glory hunter fan | |||
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"Auntie Cheeky, I need a drinking buddy for Saturday 13 Feb. I know its valentines weekend but I've decided I want to go out for drinkies. " Awww well we will see what we can do | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheekychops, I haven't been getting enough sleep for awhile now, Not getting to sleep until after 11-12pm and getting up at 630am, The bags under my eyes are starting to show, Apart from more sleep what advise would you give me for getting rid of them Yours, Mr diddlyumptious" Cold cucumber and some under the eye cream | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheekychops, I haven't been getting enough sleep for awhile now, Not getting to sleep until after 11-12pm and getting up at 630am, The bags under my eyes are starting to show, Apart from more sleep what advise would you give me for getting rid of them Yours, Mr diddlyumptious Cold cucumber and some under the eye cream " | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double I'm going with black Ah, you had a 50/50 chance but ... Wrong! 5(3W + 4B) = 6(2W + 4B) 15W + 20B = 12W + 24B 3W = 4B W = 1.33B White hens lay more " I'm a little turned on by that calculation.. how did that happen.... | |||
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"Ugh... I'm out of guacamole #firstWorldProblems.. .." Use some green tripe instead | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? " The white hens xxxx right Yeh ....Please say yes else I will look a right nuptials xxxx | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? The white hens xxxx right Yeh ....Please say yes else I will look a right nuptials xxxx" Nuptials ?????? WTF ..... meant Numpty | |||
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"Three white hens and four black hens lay as many eggs in five days as two white hens and four black hens lay in six days. Which colour hen lays the greatest number of eggs? Goodness knows and you know what I do for a living so double I'm going with black Ah, you had a 50/50 chance but ... Wrong! 5(3W + 4B) = 6(2W + 4B) 15W + 20B = 12W + 24B 3W = 4B W = 1.33B White hens lay more I'm a little turned on by that calculation.. how did that happen.... " I too love a good equation | |||
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"Ok guys was is 2+2 " A fucking good time xxxxx | |||
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"Ok guys was is 2+2 A fucking good time xxxxx" | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheekychops This is slightly embarrassing so I hope what I tell you is for your eyes only and kept private and confidential, The thing is I haven't been having any luck with the ladies recently and have resorted to wanking a lot And to make it more exciting I have been putting lipstick on my thumb and finger, Do you think I need help Yours Mr ?????" As long as it's a red lippy you should be ok | |||
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"Dear Miss cheekychops.. In looking for a woman to tie me up and tease me while i watch my wife and her well hung lover make love again and again! Occasionally bringing me to ruined orgasm. My poor sperm cascading fruitlessly onto the cold floor, while his establishes itself within her.... Trouble is i can't find the man that comes with the woman! " Buy a extendable dick | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. " Think you need to go to the foul language and farming thread to relieve some expletives. | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. " Spray it with some perfume | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. Think you need to go to the foul language and farming thread to relieve some expletives. " Farming thread | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. Think you need to go to the foul language and farming thread to relieve some expletives. Farming thread " ** farting!! . Ffs. | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. Spray it with some perfume " Pass! | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. Think you need to go to the foul language and farming thread to relieve some expletives. Farming thread ** farting!! . Ffs. " I don't think fabs like animal farm | |||
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"Dear Auntie Cheeky, I have just caught the skin in one of my armpits in my epilator. I now have a small cut, which is hurting like the blazes and a fuck off big bruise. And I know putting deodorant on tomorrow is going to kill. Think you need to go to the foul language and farming thread to relieve some expletives. Farming thread ** farting!! . Ffs. I don't think fabs like animal farm " I forsee a busy day at work tomorrow. ... do you wanna do my shift for me pleaseeee xxxxx | |||
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