FabSwingers.com forum: Foul language and farting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What puts you off more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Farting. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.

What she fucking said!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Farting. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.

What she fucking said!

Dit-fucking-to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting is Fucking hilarious though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foul language isn't natural or necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**PTHhhpth**

Fuck.

-Courtney

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Both I'm afraid

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Gobble, gobble.

Chirpy, chirpy.

Cheep cheep.

Twitter.

Fowl language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting is Fucking hilarious though....

Least I'm not the only one that thinks this lol. Also shows there comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about fanny farts

Easy solved by changing gear.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Foul language for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about fanny farts

Yep. They're hilarious too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about fanny farts

Funny as fuck!!

. I dare anyone to deny it!! Same aa farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ruby woo, you are stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ruby woo, you are stunning

Is that a vote for foul language or farts??

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think they are both funny

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Farting is Fucking hilarious though....

Tee hee

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This is me to a tee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez,farting has to be one of the most naturally funny things ever..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Farting is useful as the best way to win a tickle fight. But swearing wins because it is big and clever. And fucking creative at times.

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 02/02/16 23:30:00]

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Farts don't bother me, they can be funny and break the ice / tension.

Provided the guy isn't too crude with it.. Lol.

I really hate guys that rely on expletives to bulk out their conversation.. Total turn off. Xx.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Farting is Fucking hilarious though....

And can be quite tuneful, livening up those dull moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My older brother has been a massive farter all his life. He has it down to what he might call an artform, because somehow he manages to make it the most dusgusting it can be. You know, just by the whole act, the expression and then figuratively rubbing your face in it?!

Now me, I at least try to make it musical...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are both funny

Yep , with you on that

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

N London

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

N London

"what about fanny farts

Yep. They're hilarious too

Well you'd better laugh when I do a fart into your fanny then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one hurts you most if you don't let it out...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither im 30 in a few months farts are still funny....when someone else doea it of course...i dont fart, i dont know any fucking swear words either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing a chicken fart ...... That would be fowl in any language

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Neither im 30 in a few months farts are still funny....when someone else doea it of course...i dont fart, i dont know any fucking swear words either

Fucking bullshit

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By *ightboy69Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Do the woman commenting on here saying farting is disgusting not fart then!!!

Get a grip ladies

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sounds like a good meet to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is farting while being rimmed a reverse blow job?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is farting while being rimmed a reverse blow job?"

Only if she's playing the rusty trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is farting while being rimmed a reverse blow job?

Only if she's playing the rusty trombone

Rusty Trombone - Mike Schatz

http://youtu.be/6ib221mvrK4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends - when I'm liking pussy I'd much rather hear "oh fuck" than a fart....in just about every other situation a fast is funny though

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think both are very funny.....I love farts and even though I don't swear I do get a naughty little wiggle in my tummy when other people do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think farting is funny. Yet hot women farting are strangely attractive to me, not the best fetish to admit to

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do fanny farts count?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Do fanny farts count?"

They are funniest of all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potty mouth's and smelly arse's are not the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snore - loudly!

I trump - abundantly!

I swear only occasionally!

Well - I have to do SOMETHING in moderation!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Potty mouth's and smelly arse's are not the future

Awwwwwwwww that's me all sad now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potty mouth's and smelly arse's are not the future

I thought that literal potty mouths were being discussed on another thread

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"I think farting is funny. Yet hot women farting are strangely attractive to me, not the best fetish to admit to

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there a man who drinks in our local, when he farts it not funny he clears the pub, people head for the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger you fucker...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I think farting is funny. Yet hot women farting are strangely attractive to me, not the best fetish to admit to

there a man who drinks in our local, when he farts it not funny he clears the pub, people head for the door."

Apparently it's the only way to guarantee a seat

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