FabSwingers.com forum: Help a zombie virus is talking over the world

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We must fight back !!!!

The item immediately on your right hand side is your only weapon to fight them off

What have you got?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A red pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's it talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife. They're toast!

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

My hurling stick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We must fight back !!!!

The item immediately on your right hand side is your only weapon to fight them off

What have you got?"

well it's either a carved wooden walking stick of a fan heater. yup, i'm screwed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of Malbec and a comfy cushion.... Result!

V xxx

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"My hurling stick !"

Mmmmmm. Xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I see, a packet of tissues, I'm fucked!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

We have some goos stuff here, don't lose faith.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My in and out paperwork tray... I'm so screwed

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

A dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Evian, I'm fucked

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

porcelain figurines..

guess unless the zombies who attack us here are all fans of antique road show one is cattle trucked..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"My in and out paperwork tray... I'm so screwed

not really, make sharp pointy paper planes..

may work?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

An empty box of holiday fudge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a small pair of scissors.......help!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got my sky remote control, unless they want me to measure their zombie dicks I'm fucked to !!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've got my sky remote control, unless they want me to measure their zombie dicks I'm fucked to !!!"

doddle..

just tune in to MUFC and they'll all leg it elsewhere..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plastic bottle and its too late there already at my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn on the telly any afternoon or evening, the zombies won years ago

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By *rown_cock_edinMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

My cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie repellent spray

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Turn on the telly any afternoon or evening, the zombies won years ago

Very good, that's why I don't have one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Zombie repellent spray"

Oooo, can I sit with you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of ginger beer. Maybe I could throw it in their eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn on the telly any afternoon or evening, the zombies won years ago

Very good, that's why I don't have one

I do, but just for the occasional old game or movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zombie repellent spray

Oooo, can I sit with you then?

Sure, there's a spare seat on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my answer here is...

A halogen desk lamp...

Well, fuck!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Zombie repellent spray

Oooo, can I sit with you then?

Sure, there's a spare seat on my face "

Thank you

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"A cushion

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"oh no not the cushion thats worse than a comfy chair "

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

To late they are already in my head

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

oh and i have a door so thats remaining firmly shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chainsaw Mhwahaha Mhwahaha Mhwahaha MHWAHAHA!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

The cat ..... she is good with her claws ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty juice bottle...

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Car door..awesome shield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of 16oz boxing gloves and a speed rope. Let's do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pillow.....suffocation,I'm tooled up and ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chainsaw Mhwahaha Mhwahaha Mhwahaha MHWAHAHA! "

Im with u then!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daim mikado. Guess I can bribe with chocolate. Do zombies eat chocolate? Or wine. I have wine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Thorntons toffees. Hopefully they're diabetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand axe, I win. GG zombie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pillow.....suffocation,I'm tooled up and ready!!!"

I have a pillow too - those zombies don't stand a chance

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh crap... My son but he is in a foul mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of coors, I,ll get the zombie d*unk !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair spray. How fucked am I :/

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

A wet towel.....

That ought to be capable of some stinging damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My black lab. I think I'm good.

-Courtney

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

A soft fleece blanket...I could hide under it...

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"A dog

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and another dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Evian, I'm fucked

We can just run and hide - they are always desperate for wAter later on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of energy drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's a kid with a school bag,doing her homework.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Are zombies allergic to hairspray by any chance?

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By *igger777Couple
over a year ago

rosyth

Bag of empty bad of crisps. I'm fuckt

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

A cornetto...don't worry my mate has his vinyl collection.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A choice of a tv remote (not sky) a hair clip (metal with teeth and a hinge) or my thermal mug (empty of scalding hot liquids).

None of the above are great weapons so I think my next meal will be brains!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Are zombies allergic to hairspray by any chance?"

If you have a lighter you've got a flamethrower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm nail varnish

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

A tin of soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a pillow.....suffocation,I'm tooled up and ready!!!

I have a pillow too - those zombies don't stand a chance

what a team!!!!

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"Are zombies allergic to hairspray by any chance?

If you have a lighter you've got a flamethrower!

Yipeeee fried zombie ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have I never got a machete next to me when someone asks this question?

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

errrrrrrr, my mouse

am totally so fucked. may as well start moaning now

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

I Have a Voddy & Coke..

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By *ames-victoriaCouple
over a year ago

Paignton

Lucky i keep my shotgun right next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cubed bean bag...I'm sure that will keep them at bay!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

A brightly glowing cup of Russian tea

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

My socks...

I think I'd be better off as a zombie anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo the Cat.

Don't worry people, we'll be just fine

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The bath room door, built in features is that is a fire door as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lamp"

I LOVE LAMP!

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

Nail polish remover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sony Bridge camera....are they allergic to bright flashes?.....or is that just vampires in Terry Pratchett books?

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