FabSwingers.com forum: Complimets on your performance;-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my best was from a soldier I had been seeing for years..."When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't really understand your statement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it either!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What?"
I understood it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?I understood it"

Translate for those who don't please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think he means whats best compliment youve ever had after sex/oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?I understood it"

Bloody hell...one of you explain then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whats the best/funniest compliment you have had on your sexual prowess???!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he is a bi guy and his wife does not know i could be wrong.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"think he means whats best compliment youve ever had after sex/oral"

Yeah... I get the title.

I just don't get the example... or maybe he taught the wife of soldier how to suck cock... not sure how it's a compliment.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol, i understood it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?I understood it

Bloody hell...one of you explain then

no can do...dun geddit. i'm just a poor northern flat cpa wearing gal and it all sounded backwards to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he does a hell of a BJ and his soldier friend let it slip to his wife when she was giving him a BJ by calling her David when of course her name is Derek...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think he means whats best compliment youve ever had after sex/oral

Yeah... I get the title.

I just don't get the example... or maybe he taught the wife of soldier how to suck cock... not sure how it's a compliment.

tis the bit had me flumoxed too.

did the soldier compliment his cock...and did his wife remind him of 'dave'....if so, is that c ompliment?! and to whom?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh...so a thread called 'I give good blow jobs' would have done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

ohh a i give good bjs thread.

Well both Sir and kev say i give the best ever,and that's enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

missed the point of the thread then!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"missed the point of the thread then!

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Thats what i thought lol, i have never been complimented as im a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my best was from a soldier I had been seeing for years..."When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!"

I like the analogy and sure if you had said that she would have taken it as a complement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tried missionary then? heh heh

....runs for hills lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohh a i give good bjs thread.

Well both Sir and kev say i give the best ever,and that's enough for me

bet they say that to all the girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol yes but not sure she would have liked being called David during /after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"missed the point of the thread then!

whoa the boat mister!

your thread said "best compliment" and opened with "my best was from..."

you didn't say bj...so we all thought you meant compliment! as that was the theme of the thread.

too much effort required sometimes....tut!

i can't be expected to think so hard at this time of night....i'm more of a do'er than a thinker...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ermm thinkn you missed the point that I male...........

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"ermm thinkn you missed the point that I male..........."

She called you mister... I think she gets that you're male!

*runs away*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

compliment on your performance...where's the comprehension problem? late as it is some have understood it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ermm thinkn you missed the point that I male..........."

ok...well, there's planty asked you to clarify and still...you haven't1

perhaps you missed your own point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"compliment on your performance...where's the comprehension problem? late as it is some have understood it

your best what though?!

ffs!

*throws hands in air*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol ok it's late I missed the two letters :- but come back I like wit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heavens above ...read the OP for a clue! shrugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heavens above ...read the OP for a clue! shrugs"

Maybe we all assumed we must be missing something...and that, surely, that wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heavens above ...read the OP for a clue! shrugs"

if you cant even clarify it then i'm sure i cant...however, i don't enough...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im still a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

which part escapes you? "When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol join the not so fab fab swinger whingers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"which part escapes you? "When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

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Doesnt he know you well enough to call you dave? lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"which part escapes you? "When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

Lol its not hard to understand. Maybe your being too clever with your play with words for some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and thats a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"which part escapes you? "When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

sounds like it could have been a compliment to her though!

unless, what he was saying is that you had finally got to be as good as her...and was he then saying all the other times you weren't great?!

what he seems to have done is compared you to his wife and if she is crap at bj's...it's not actually a compliment at all!

what would have been a compliment is if he had said you were the best he'd ever had.....

confused.com!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol thanks glad some understand...best part of course was I couldn't speak....shhh I hope am nopt asked to explain that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is david?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol bit too "heady" for the forumI think

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who is david?"
victorias husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

don't worry there's a lot that are

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol bit too "heady" for the forumI think

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oi , bend over and take 10 of the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is david?"

the wife...keep up bertie.....please!

i'm a one paddle boat here.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol bit too "heady" for the forumI think

You can say that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*scratches head*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*scratches head*"
watch for splinters now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*scratches head*watch for splinters now

That may well be true but it's mean to say it. I have feelings you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooh best offer had in years, not seen 10 inches since.....long time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah good to hear...splinterswill make you realise you are alive

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oooh best offer had in years, not seen 10 inches since.....long time lol"
man inches or woman inches ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

real ones...he got a ruler out lol, he was very proud

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"real ones...he got a ruler out lol, he was very proud

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and I was very happy he measured up, even happier he didn't la st one minute and four seconds...but think that would be another thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"which part escapes you? "When my wife was sucking me the other day I almost said thank you David"!

surely that is an "almost" compliment not a compliment as such as it was not delivered and could not then be taken as a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it straight away but didn't think it was that much of a compliment. Just means solider boy has two people sucking his knob: his wife and David. In the throes of passion he momentarily forgot who was polishing his knob!

No different to if you've been with someone a long time and meet someone new you catch yourself about to call them the exes name!

Hardly a compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stepped into room, looked about, got lost, stepped out again without saying anything

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I got it straight away but didn't think it was that much of a compliment. Just means solider boy has two people sucking his knob: his wife and David. In the throes of passion he momentarily forgot who was polishing his knob!

No different to if you've been with someone a long time and meet someone new you catch yourself about to call them the exes name!

Hardly a compliment!

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stop laughing here.

Cracking compliment "David".

Brilliant.......

Good job he bit his tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different to if you've been with someone a long time and meet someone new you catch yourself about to call them the exes name!

Hardly a compliment!

but i heard a few local guys commenting on how good a cock sucker the soldiers wife was.......so this david must be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different to if you've been with someone a long time and meet someone new you catch yourself about to call them the exes name!

Hardly a compliment!

but i heard a few local guys commenting on how good a cock sucker the soldiers wife was.......so this david must be good

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