FabSwingers.com forum: Being an idiot

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh my God!!!! Why is the sink not filling? Is it because the sink is broken? (Yes I genuinely thought that).... No it's because I forgot to put the plug in.

What silly think have you done lately?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Started a Top Trump craze the crashed my inbox and meant I had to hide my profile.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Today has been a disaster and is getting worse with every moment

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Today has been a disaster and is getting worse with every moment "

Having a Chernobyl day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was staring at my coffee table for ages wondering why there was a carton of milk on it. Then I went to the fridge, took out my cup of coffee and put the milk back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the prime company out to cure a beeping on my phone when it wasn't in use, the changed the line outside the house, did some work at the local exchange and it must have cost hundreds in cable, parts and man hours, still the fucking thing was beeping, until my little sister came round and pointed out it was the battery in the smoke alarm right above the phone that was dying, I changed the battery, and it was fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today has been a disaster and is getting worse with every moment

Having a Chernobyl day?"

Given another thread it was probably sabotage. He will be executed later by a zealous commissar.

My stupid thing? Putting toothpaste on my face at 5am instead of shaving gel.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I could crash the forum if I even began listing the daft things I've done lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to pull the curtain rail down in my bedroom yesterday so I have no curtains up at the moment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't actually think I've done anything today, but it comes so naturally I don't realize half the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining fab??

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Started a Top Trump craze the crashed my inbox and meant I had to hide my profile.

He's hidden it in an Hatton Garden deposit box

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Cracked the screen on my phone. Getting my bag Ready for work, tossed a can of deodorant across the room on to the bed and it landed on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started a Top Trump craze the crashed my inbox and meant I had to hide my profile.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed to pull the curtain rail down in my bedroom yesterday so I have no curtains up at the moment

Have a word with Granny. She's the great authority on curtains now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my phone on charge for 10 min while I went to get electric. Couldn't work out why it hadn't charged at all when I got back.... electric had gone before I went out. X

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Dropped a make-up powder compact, expensive mess...

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