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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pull Shapes by The Pippets has just been playing on the iPod and I found myself having a little jig around the printer, turned round to find two of the directors watching me

Bet that can't be topped.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wanna bet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna bet?"

Fire away

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wanna bet?"

There was this *one time* at a work Xmas party some years ago when I was being made redundant and this new wanker-banker had come on board as our CEO.

I got d*unk at the party and, because I was peeved and had nothing to lose, gave him both barrels of the shotgun in front of the congregation.

"WTF do you think you are, coming in here with yr bleedin' heart and an MBA, think you understand an organisation like this?!"

Rant rant.

Went home, felt much better.

The next day I received a phone call offering me a new job at the same organisation...

Ooooohh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me, it REALLY can.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Wanna bet?

There was this *one time* at a work Xmas party some years ago when I was being made redundant and this new wanker-banker had come on board as our CEO.

I got d*unk at the party and, because I was peeved and had nothing to lose, gave him both barrels of the shotgun in front of the congregation.

"WTF do you think you are, coming in here with yr bleedin' heart and an MBA, think you understand an organisation like this?!"

Rant rant.

Went home, felt much better.

The next day I received a phone call offering me a new job at the same organisation...

Ooooohh..."

So a few years after that I was researching the history of said organisation for our 50th and was interviewing past heads.

Got round to our current CEO and, amongst the stock questions was one, "What was your most difficult moment in the job?"

He said to me, "There was this *one time* a the staff Xmas party, just after I joined when..."

As I said, oh well, I was wrong. You're not a complete arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

American Pie popped into my head ha

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Not sure embarrassing but sure as hell funny.

Playing sunday morning football and only 1 driver turns up. Has one of them escort vans. So I jump in the front with the driver seat right upto the window. 9 players in the back plus kit (3 was meeting us there)

Go down the back roads so not to get spotted, 2 miles from the ground old bill goes past us, 200 yards later n they are behind us OOHHHHHH SHIT !!!!!! So they pull us over, me n driver jump out hoping to spin some shit but the copper was not having it n open the back door, he was pissing him self laughing counting the players out.

Then offers to give 4 of them a lift to the ground.

Quality, arrive 10 minutes late for Kick Off in a Police Car.

Headlines in the local rag read "Now that's what you call a squad car " lol

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