FabSwingers.com forum: bumba clart

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being of Caribbean decent, there is nothing more satisfying than letting out a hearty "bumba clart" to reset the equilibrium, its sooooo liberating, especially being as I avoid speaking patois as much as I do, well, one has to have a little foot hold in ones culture, don't you think?

I do however balance my curseing out by using fecking ejit to represent my Irish heritage.

What curse words do.you use from your culture if back ground

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Nothing to do with culture but quite like using twunt every now and then.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

See you, Jimmy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing to do with culture but quite like using twunt every now and then."

Now I like that one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

None I can think of based on culture or background.

My swearing is pretty run of the mill stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dunderheed x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

* Wotless bumba clot

Was, I thought, the preferred nomenclature?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See you, Jimmy!

Worked with a Scottish guy once and I couldn't work out who the fuck this "ken" guy was

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

batman vs spiderman Jamaican dumplin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3d5aLLcsb0

Weeeeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would advocate the C word in an extreme swearing emergency.

Clears the air and senses

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I use eejit. Not for any cultural reasons but because I like it.

I picked up douchenozzle, douchecanoe and twatwaffle from a well known fet site. They make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use eejit. Not for any cultural reasons but because I like it.

I picked up douchenozzle, douchecanoe and twatwaffle from a well known fet site. They make me laugh."

I picked up the word fucktard from that same get site is it the one with k&p?

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"twll dyn bob saes" is a frequently used one round our way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pouges ma hoone

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I use eejit. Not for any cultural reasons but because I like it.

I picked up douchenozzle, douchecanoe and twatwaffle from a well known fet site. They make me laugh.

I picked up the word fucktard from that same get site is it the one with k&p?"

That's the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look out for butler of kink, he's regarded by some as a nice guy, but I think he's a fecking ejit lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Look out for butler of kink, he's regarded by some as a nice guy, but I think he's a fecking ejit lol

Ok, I've not logged on there for a while but next time I'm on.

I'll pm you my username if that's ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My entire repertoire of swear words

Cheese and rice

Sugar

Fiddlesticks

Son of a mother trucker (rarely use)

Gosh

Shut the front door

Fraggle rock

Crap

Oh for goodness sake

Excuse my language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to work with a jamacian guy and he explained the origins of the bludclart and bumbaclarts i heard so often

was an eye opener

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look out for butler of kink, he's regarded by some as a nice guy, but I think he's a fecking ejit lol

Ok, I've not logged on there for a while but next time I'm on.

I'll pm you my username if that's ok?"
yeah absolutely, pm away

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bomba clart is a great word when spelt properly. Even greater when the meaning of said word is known.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bomba clart is a great word when spelt properly. Even greater when the meaning of said word is known. "

Ohhhh yes.

Not nice.

*sucks teeth*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Raass clot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to go for amalgamations

Fucktard being a favourite

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fucktard being an abbreviation of fucking retard. Fuckwit being a similar amalgamation of fucking halfwit.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You slaaaaaggg

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fucktard being an abbreviation of fucking retard. Fuckwit being a similar amalgamation of fucking halfwit. "

I think you'll find a fucktard is something else :o

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bomba clart is a great word when spelt properly. Even greater when the meaning of said word is known.

Ohhhh yes.

Not nice.

*sucks teeth*"

Have you got chicken stuck in your teeth ? (my aunts favorite come back for sucking teeth )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raass clot!

Blood clart (spelt as said, in case you wondered)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bomba clart is a great word when spelt properly. Even greater when the meaning of said word is known.

Ohhhh yes.

Not nice.

*sucks teeth*

Have you got chicken stuck in your teeth ? (my aunts favorite come back for sucking teeth )

With rice n' peas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bomba clart is a great word when spelt properly. Even greater when the meaning of said word is known.

Ohhhh yes.

Not nice.

*sucks teeth*

Have you got chicken stuck in your teeth ? (my aunts favorite come back for sucking teeth )

With rice n' peas?

:o"

Funny story, when I married my first wife, her mother said she would do chicken, rice and peas, I was thrilled, until I sat down to roast chicken, boiled white rice and garden peas, I didn't have the heart to tell her she had made such an effort to welcome me into the family, in the end one of her co workers told her, it was awkward but I loved her all the mire for it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Funny story, when I married my first wife, her mother said she would do chicken, rice and peas, I was thrilled, until I sat down to roast chicken, boiled white rice and garden peas, I didn't have the heart to tell her she had made such an effort to welcome me into the family, in the end one of her co workers told her, it was awkward but I loved her all the mire for it."

One big LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay so I've just Googled (my friend) "Bumba Clart" because I don't know what it means however I'm not further enlightened as I have no idea what CBT or felching are. Feeling clueless

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Okay so I've just Googled (my friend) "Bumba Clart" because I don't know what it means however I'm not further enlightened as I have no idea what CBT or felching are. Feeling clueless

Urban Dictionary is your friend...

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used to wipe ones anal region. However, most Jamaicans use it as a substitute for the word f*ck to express anger or surprise.

Use: "Bumbaclot! Dem tek mi rolex and mi new links!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay wishing I hadn't asked

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Okay wishing I hadn't asked

Well, you did...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wait 'till you get to blud clot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay wishing I hadn't asked

Well, you did..."

I know my naturally curious nature often gets me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucktard being an abbreviation of fucking retard. Fuckwit being a similar amalgamation of fucking halfwit. "

That's not a fucktard. It's someone who is way to fucked beyond the run of the mill tard. I have the urban definition on my profile.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Okay wishing I hadn't asked

Well, you did...

I know my naturally curious nature often gets me in trouble

When I was 10 years old my mum got me a card with a kitten stuck, paws first, in a milk jug with the single word:

Curiosity

Underneath it. Think she knew something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait 'till you get to blud clot

:o"

Blooood claaaart say it with me its fun, BLOOOOD CLAAAART!!! LOL, I'm just funning ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to the odd rasclart and bumba clart also when really furious ...."give me that bumba clart mic"...often shouted haha....also "shit the bed!"....something I've thankfully never done but thats for utter shock when trying not to swear hahah yes I know shits a swear word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay wishing I hadn't asked

Well, you did...

I know my naturally curious nature often gets me in trouble

When I was 10 years old my mum got me a card with a kitten stuck, paws first, in a milk jug with the single word:

Curiosity

Underneath it. Think she knew something?

Haha sounds like she did.

Well against my better judgement I Googled (no longer my friend) felching

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well against my better judgement I Googled (no longer my friend) felching

You didn't know what felching was? :o

I forget quite what she wrote but my boss did a press release one time that I proofed and found the word felched in there.

I was like, uh, I think you mean something else?

"Why? What does it mean?"

I directed the office to look it up on Urban Dictionary... cue titters and gasps from around the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay wishing I hadn't asked

Well, you did...

I know my naturally curious nature often gets me in trouble

When I was 10 years old my mum got me a card with a kitten stuck, paws first, in a milk jug with the single word:

Curiosity

Underneath it. Think she knew something?

Haha sounds like she did.

Well against my better judgement I Googled (no longer my friend) felching

Felching. ..one of those words that always gets varied answers, mostly followed with a screwed up face of varying sorts. Snowballing is another. ...little to cold for my liking.

....I prefer it straight from the spout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be completely honest I consider myself reasonably intelligent however I've spent alot more time on Google since I joined this site

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My heritage pre-1080 is French so I sometimes say 'ooh la la!'

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"Being of Caribbean decent, there is nothing more satisfying than letting out a hearty "bumba clart" to reset the equilibrium, its sooooo liberating, especially being as I avoid speaking patois as much as I do, well, one has to have a little foot hold in ones culture, don't you think?

I do however balance my curseing out by using fecking ejit to represent my Irish heritage.

What curse words do.you use from your culture if back ground"

Bumba chat... Sounds like on of those freemium games... Talk to the Bumba'... Appease the Bumba'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raass clot!

Loool.....im pissing myself, with laughter that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and bludclart is the cloth you mop the blood up with while you is on ya P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and bludclart is the cloth you mop the blood up with while you is on ya P"

Well ain t you a clever bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker is a pretty cmon one

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