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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a recent entry for the top 10

'I'm gonna glaze you like a danish'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your not quite as good as your dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your not as good as my dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister does it better

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Just get off me, I'll do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o alan!!! whos alan??

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh dear... it didn't grow much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sniff sniff , is there a problem with your drains ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ohhhhh, now I remember why I hadn't been in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that it x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When I look into your eyes they remind me.... I've got some spuds which need using up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops I'll go get a tissue

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ok... neither a shower or a grower then..

we best make do..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have your mother's eyes... ya fanny's not as tight though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I've just put one out,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on while you finish off

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh you're so naughty teasing me like this, come on, give me your hard throbbing cock, put it in, put it in me...... ooops my bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

echo echo echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it supposed to look like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooohhh don't you think you should get some cream for that rash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Herpes..I thought your user name was Heroes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me , i need a new pair of wellies

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"That reminds me , i need a new pair of wellies"

One decent one would be a start.... ooops you said wellies didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that scratch and sniff

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Don't cry, it will all be over soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that "roadkill"?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does your arse always bleed this much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do remind me of your dad when you do it like that, but he was better at it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is now ,sorry i'll wipe it up

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

ive got aids

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I really do hope that's chocolate lube on your cock.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"ive got aids"

That's handy son... you'd better take one coz you're going soft again.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have always wanted to shag a fat bird..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have always wanted to shag a fat bird.."

If your cock was long you might be able to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does'nt smell like Nutella , are you sure it's edible ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*longer

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Sorry I must have dozed off, did I miss anything?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Sorry I must have dozed off, did I miss anything?

No dear... and don't worry, the dog came in a cleaned up the mess.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I have always wanted to shag a fat bird..

If your cock was long you might be able to."

ffs, breath in then and give me chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I must have dozed off, did I miss anything?

Honestly ? err no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everything a joke to you.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have always wanted to shag a fat bird..

If your cock was long you might be able to.

ffs, breath in then and give me chance"

I doubt I can breath in THAT much.

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

of course i love you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I have always wanted to shag a fat bird..

If your cock was long you might be able to.

ffs, breath in then and give me chance

I doubt I can breath in THAT much."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform to you ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Will you promise to verify me after so I can meet some fit birds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( knock knock )..."Good evening Sir"...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Haaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... sorry... *snigger*.... ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha.... sorry but haaaaaa ha ha ha ha.... *snigger*.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha.... *snigger*.... ha ha ha heeeee heee haaaaaaaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you promise to verify me after so I can meet some fit birds?"

and lie that i was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't sweat much considering the amount of wait your carrying

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By *uxsmanMan
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

that was amazing....and guess what, the tea is still hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me sir, i'm going to have to ask you to stop doing that

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Hi honey . I'm home. The meeting was canceled !

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That's not it..... neither is that.... nor that... nope that's not it either.... nope still not it.... no not there.... that's definately not it.... not it..... still not it.... nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not it..... neither is that.... nor that... nope that's not it either.... nope still not it.... no not there.... that's definately not it.... not it..... still not it.... nope

oops , too late

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ok... I have dressed up as Beckham, danced to Kylie and you keep fingering my ass not my fanny.

Are you sure yur str8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love the way your fat wobbles as I shag you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No you haven't made me gush.... I just pissed in your bed.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Have you seen my car keys? (as your wiping your cock on the curtains)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know where it is.... It was on there when I put it in !!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the warts on my cock works much better than ribbed condoms... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as you fuck my friend"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you hurry up ...I`ve double booked"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where do i put this then ?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ive actually had a guy say "excuse me a sec i have to check footy score " .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The worst ive heard said to a guy was excuse me but do you mind hurrying up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, "Would you like to use the bathroom and freshen up?

Him " No,I am ok thanks"

Me " Sorry but toilet roll on the end of your cock doesn't work for me, thanks but time you should go"

Honest

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ive actually had a guy say "excuse me a sec i have to check footy score " .

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and whats wrong with that? lol, i think ive said it to a guy before now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take your knee outta my bag as its full...Put me off I can tell you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, i'm used to bigger

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By *ugbyunionMan
over a year ago

good old yorkshire Sheffield

My mate oh neil oh neil oh neil for godsake take your boots off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

jiggle it about a bit will ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one minute"

he says when hearing wailing willy calling them to prayer.

Starts praying..stops..then carries on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgot this and it's true...can you take your wig of my face! lol ,god would rather forget that lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me when youve cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ...oh hang on...ive just cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you set the alarm for the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get back to this later the footballs started

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"forgot this and it's true...can you take your wig of my face! lol ,god would rather forget that lol lol"
you wear a wig on your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`ve just come on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only once...not by choice! lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"only once...not by choice! lol"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww right! lol, why would anyone be pleased with somone's wig drop on and decorate them in midst of......ermm lol passion? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been there done that boringgggggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wig dropped on you too? repulsive huh? lol

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By *inkysparklesWoman
over a year ago

on my bed

fuck ..... forgot to feed the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/01/11 01:35:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't mind the dog licking your balls do you

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By *lytheWoman
over a year ago

stoke on trent

I'M NOT THAT TIGHT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do it without a condom - it's alright, I'm a doctor.

??????????????

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By *inkysparklesWoman
over a year ago

on my bed

that reminds me i need to buy some chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you smell smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you smell smoke"

that's quite nice ... "ooooo when we touch .... oooooh - f i r e!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you want me to get you a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her: kiss me where it smells

him: im not taking you to france at this time i got work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you be paying by cash or cheque for this

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

being called the wrong name!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I often think of you when I am with other women... it helps me delay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you seen the cobwebs on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember when we Oh no that wasn't you

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I can't tell if I need a shit or if it's just a fart.... oops, that answers that question then

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Was sent a lovely email and he wrote "Whilst I was fucking you I was thinking of my wife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don`t worry !!........SHIT !!........No I can`t get it out !.........shit !!..............PUSH !...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

12 down, 6 letters, metal or shade of blue..... second letter 'o' if 10 across is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its gone soft again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had crabs last week......

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Am I supposed to be this close to the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you put on weight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's only 2 bad line's during sex.

the first is the classic "is it in yet" and the second is if it echo's

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