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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Instead of putting a receipt in the right place... with all the others, I put it in a 'safe place' because I knew I may need it.

Just how frikin' safe did I think I needed to keep it?

In my search for this 'safe place' I have found a new Radley purse (I had bought in November as a crimbo prezzie for myself), a cheque from the Inland Revenue (woohooo!), 3 books of 12 first class stamps.... but no frikin' receipt!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Welcome to my world... I have too many safe places. Currently my passport is in one of them. I have no idea where that is.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Where was the last place you saw it?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Where was the last place you saw it? "

In my hand, just before it went to the 'safe place'.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Shall I pop round and help you look?

(Can't believe this line hasn't been used already - come on chaps, it's been 4 minutes now...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked in the freezer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be in the last place you look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the bit I hate is after you give up looking for it, the next time you are looking for something else up pops the first thing you were looking for

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Where was the last place you saw it?

In my hand, just before it went to the 'safe place'."

Well have you looked there then??? Christ do I have to walk you through this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was your hand at the time ?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

gave up on safe places.. i lost to much stuff..

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Back track your actual steps....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I pop round and help you look?

(Can't believe this line hasn't been used already - come on chaps, it's been 4 minutes now...)"

Oh yeah good idea, use your cock in the same way as a metal detector

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It turned out the safe place was on the kitchen notice board under the same magnet as the taxi cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad you found it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My passport is currently in a safe place too.....shit shit fuck fuckety fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When jo looses something I'll say to her "have you checked xxxxx place?". She reply that it won't be there..... So surely if she knows where it ISN'T then she should know where it IS? Womens logic I will never understand!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When jo looses something I'll say to her "have you checked xxxxx place?". She reply that it won't be there..... So surely if she knows where it ISN'T then she should know where it IS? Womens logic I will never understand!

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the dont even try i know exactly what she means

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"It'll be in the last place you look... "

Duh!!! Of course its in the last place you look.... you dont find what you are looking for and then think "I know, I'll keep looking!!"

( With apologies to Lee Evans!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birth certificate is buried somewhere in the garage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to my world... I have too many safe places. Currently my passport is in one of them. I have no idea where that is. "

ah...now my passport was in a 'safe place'...and eventually i found it and decided it was actually a rather good safe place after all so left it there...just wish i could remember where that good place was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay Pearl, Parchment keeps pretty well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's okay Pearl, Parchment keeps pretty well xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's okay Pearl, Parchment keeps pretty well xx"

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I need it in order to get one of those special card that enables me to go in and out of China without the need to get a visa and use the passport, which is a right pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's okay Pearl, Parchment keeps pretty well xx

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I need it in order to get one of those special card that enables me to go in and out of China without the need to get a visa and use the passport, which is a right pain! "

New Year next Thursday x

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