FabSwingers.com forum: irrelevant insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fanny

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fanny"
spider spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to sort out your proprioceptive neuromuscular facilitation. It's shit.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your mother sells fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoof wanking bungle cunt

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

[Removed by poster at 30/01/16 23:33:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fannyspider spunk

toxiplasmotic fuckwench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother sells fish"

er but this is true

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You're selfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoof wanking bungle cunt

sample stealing twat usurper

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oooops

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fannyspider spunk

toxiplasmotic fuckwench "

Nice - lard Arse! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're selfish

YOU CANT HANDLE MY BABE RUTH xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fannyspider spunk

toxiplasmotic fuckwench

Nice - lard Arse! Xx"

lick my arselard...you anal animal fat tongue frolliper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother and sister are good at plow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mother and sister are good at plow"

snow joke!

anyway after not looking at your profile I have concluded it might be shit..I might have a look though as I wanna be open minded.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fannyspider spunk

toxiplasmotic fuckwench

Nice - lard Arse! Xx

lick my arselard...you anal animal fat tongue frolliper"

Is that the best you can do?

I've been insulted by experts, I have 2 grown up sons !!!! So blow it up your Arse lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to the one above..or specify whom

you have a maggots fannyspider spunk

toxiplasmotic fuckwench

Nice - lard Arse! Xx

lick my arselard...you anal animal fat tongue frolliper

Is that the best you can do?

I've been insulted by experts, I have 2 grown up sons !!!! So blow it up your Arse lol xxx"

lol...whatever...your the one making a meal of a molehill...ya chud fudder.

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Ya fat and ya nose is bloody huge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya fat and ya nose is bloody huge."

well ur nose is huge and u are fat..at least I use originality!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I no longer respect your further existence on this planet

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Spar fart... No idea what it means, recall my uncles using it playfully in reference to guys that had fallen out of their.. Good graces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I no longer respect your further existence on this planet"

pluto isnt a planet..so get it right frankensherlock

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Ya fat and ya nose is bloody huge.

well ur nose is huge and u are fat..at least I use originality!"

Oops sorry those are elephant insults, a miscommunication dilemma.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya fat and ya nose is bloody huge.

well ur nose is huge and u are fat..at least I use originality!

Oops sorry those are elephant insults, a miscommunication dilemma.

my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!"

Never had an original idea in his life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

Never had an original idea in his life"

secretly likes chitty chitty bang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

Never had an original idea in his life

secretly likes chitty chitty bang bang"

You look like you pick your nose and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

Never had an original idea in his life

secretly likes chitty chitty bang bang

You look like you pick your nose and eat it."

Cunting fuck weasle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

Never had an original idea in his life

secretly likes chitty chitty bang bang

You look like you pick your nose and eat it.

Cunting fuck weasle."

Illiterate nobhead hahaha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Illiterate nobhead hahaha"

Tedious in the extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my elephantiasis is lost on you..I'll remember this forever!

Never had an original idea in his life

secretly likes chitty chitty bang bang

You look like you pick your nose and eat it.

Cunting fuck weasle.

Illiterate nobhead hahaha"

Scooby snack crack sack.

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Cunt carwash... From curb your enthusiasm.. ...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cunt carwash... From curb your enthusiasm.. ...

Donkey raping shit eater

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Cunt carwash... From curb your enthusiasm.. ...

Donkey raping shit eater "

Substitute chemistry teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt carwash... From curb your enthusiasm.. ...

Donkey raping shit eater

Substitute chemistry teacher"

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If I told you to act your age, you'd die

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Cunt carwash... From curb your enthusiasm.. ...

Donkey raping shit eater

Substitute chemistry teacher

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude!"

FUCKING YES!!

You nearsighted gynecologist

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Goddamn communist cheese munching surrender monkey sonofabitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

face splat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoof wanking bungle cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politician!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Politician!"

Miserable sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in an infinite amount of universes..you dont matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in an infinite amount of universes..you dont matter"

Your cruel

lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"in an infinite amount of universes..you dont matter"

Nice.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable tub of Goo, that should have been a swallow or a lazy wank

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Miserable tub of Goo, that should have been a swallow or a lazy wank"

Jesus might love you but everyone else thinks you're a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you blowdry ur dangleberries

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"you blowdry ur dangleberries"

Wot?

What kind of an insult is that, even?

Simpleton! Fool! Mooncalf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

aye you, ya crusty leopard skimmer!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"aye you, ya crusty leopard skimmer!"

Just what the hell is that on your neck...?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"aye you, ya crusty leopard skimmer!

Just what the hell is that on your neck...?!"

Oh, it's yr head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you blowdry ur dangleberries

Wot?

What kind of an insult is that, even?

Simpleton! Fool! Mooncalf! "

Diamonds my precious - when I look at you Gollom springs to mind.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You have a gift for sex - it's usually diamonds

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You have a gift for sex - it's usually diamonds

:P"

Doesn't know when to stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a gift for sex - it's usually diamonds

Doesn't know when to stop!"

From the shallow end of the gene pool and still couldn't swim

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You still think you're hot shit.

Well, you're half right.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[Removed by poster at 31/01/16 13:28:54]

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your birth certificate is a apology letter from god..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"your birth certificate is a apology letter from god.."

You're dark and handsome - when it's dark, you're handsome

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"your birth certificate is a apology letter from god..

You're dark and handsome - when it's dark, you're handsome

Diamonds are carbon carbon is coal and you have the darkness deep in your soul

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamonds are carbon carbon is coal and you have the darkness deep in your soul

Call that an insult? I'm touched!

Run along now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high"

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your birth certificate is a apology letter from god..

You're dark and handsome - when it's dark, you're handsome

Diamonds are carbon carbon is coal and you have the darkness deep in your soul

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

What like I'm sitting down, and a guy is standing in front if me? Theoretically yeah, but I don't suck Dick, no.matter how much yo mamma recommends it, you sir are number two on the looser list, why not number 1? Because your such a fucking LOSER!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

Yo mama?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yo mama?"

Yo mama's soooo fat that when Dracula bit her he got diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will never be the man your mother is.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Yo mama?

Yo mama's soooo fat that when Dracula bit her he got diabetes

Yo mama's so fat last time she saw 90210 was on a weighing scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

Yo mama?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

Yo mama?"

Yo mama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know hoe tall you are but I didn't know they could stack shit that high

I bet you could give a blow job without having to stand up

Yo mama?

Yo mama

You have poor taste in music.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You have poor taste in music."

You have shit taste in avatars :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother and sister are good at plow

snow joke!

anyway after not looking at your profile I have concluded it might be shit..I might have a look though as I wanna be open minded."

Has nothing to do with snow, so i guess youre not too keen. Have you ever seen Borat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother was better than you paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your brother was better than you paddy

he said the same thing about me, ya twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reading through some of this was good..the guy who started it made a meal of u all..in small bites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut it you piss kidney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you maniac fart

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"you maniac fart"

It was you wasn't it?

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that makes as much sense as your stickleback back

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