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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My mate knew someone who worked in a hospital & got them to put his arm in plaster. Got him 3 weeks in the pub!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a GIRL in the office saying she had problems with her prostrate!!!!!! I think she got rumbled pmsl

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not technically a sickie but a someone once rang in to say she culdnt come in cos her cat pissed on her trousers and she only had one pair of work trouser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it, never will!

And I will report anyone working with/for me whom I know is trying it on!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a girl I managed called in to say she wouldn't be in as her hamster had died.

she was 23.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a girl I managed called in to say she wouldn't be in as her hamster had died.

she was 23.

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A pet is part of the family, and she could be very attached to her hamster, so I can understand.

If something happens to my cat or dog, I too would be very upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"not technically a sickie but a someone once rang in to say she culdnt come in cos her cat pissed on her trousers and she only had one pair of work trouser "

Thats made me chuckle

Someone once rang in sick because her husbands snoring had kept her awake and she could'nt possibly come in as she was too tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not technically a sickie but a someone once rang in to say she culdnt come in cos her cat pissed on her trousers and she only had one pair of work trouser

Thats made me chuckle

Someone once rang in sick because her husbands snoring had kept her awake and she could'nt possibly come in as she was too tired"

That's me sorted for tomorrow then

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I rang in sick once.....

My boss said, "how sick are you?"

I said...

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... "I'm in bed with my sister!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate knew someone who worked in a hospital & got them to put his arm in plaster. Got him 3 weeks in the pub!"

How does that work??

YOu have to submit a sick note after five days ?

Does he have a doc for a mate too ?

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My mate knew someone who worked in a hospital & got them to put his arm in plaster. Got him 3 weeks in the pub!

How does that work??

YOu have to submit a sick note after five days ?

Does he have a doc for a mate too ?"

Think it's taken as read that you're unfit for work with an arm in plaster, especially on a building site!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I think that it's technically stealing from your employers but everyone must have done this at least once or twice in their lives! It's not something I need to do as if I'm feeling a bit under the weather I just work from home! A chap I worked with many years ago got a week off as hig granny had died - e was spotted in town with her a few months later - doh! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got to thank you guys as the MD of my company I can see profits going up and labour cost going down

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Just got to thank you guys as the MD of my company I can see profits going up and labour cost going down "

eh? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a goodey two shoes/ am boring

ive never pulled a sickie

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

I once called in sick with Anal Blindness.

When my boss enquired "err whats that?"

I replied

"Well I just cant see my arse getting out of bed today!"

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I didnt come to work yesterday as the voices in my head told me to stay at home and clean my guns.....

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