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bruce wayne is an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He spends millions of dollars, just so he can beat up people with mental health issues.

Something needs to.be done about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He spends millions of dollars, just so he can beat up people with mental health issues.

Something needs to.be done about him"

I think that's what superman had plans for him

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

just give him ian duncan smiths jobs with the qualifications you've listed there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He spends millions of dollars, just so he can beat up people with mental health issues.

Something needs to.be done about him

I think that's what superman had plans for him "

Don't get me.started on superman LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa hang on OP you should cut the guy some slack Gotham is a tough gig with the asylum and everything. Plus he is suffering from ptsd and don't even get me started on Commissioner Gordon ffs (excuse my language). I mean Supermans just strolling around metropolis, Spidy and the Avengers are all over NYC although Asgard but then Thor is a God. I'm just saying Batman needs a little love Alfred tries his best but there is only so much he can do.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Someone should give him a belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,645 people made the 2014 billionaire list.

Not one of them has chosen to be Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called "care in the community".

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Spare a thought for daredevil, it can't be easy not knowing if the collars and cuffs don't match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,645 people made the 2014 billionaire list.

Not one of them has chosen to be Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,645 people made the 2014 billionaire list.

Not one of them has chosen to be Batman.

"

Could you send me that list

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Don't fcuk with Batman lol xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"1,645 people made the 2014 billionaire list.

Not one of them has chosen to be Batman.

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That you know of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He spends millions of dollars, just so he can beat up people with mental health issues.

Something needs to.be done about him"

Oh! I don't know! Sounds perfectly reasons to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suicide squad ! X can't wait X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, he's a privileged wealthy recluse who dresses like Batfink after his parents were murdered. Whose mental health problems are we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude, he's a privileged wealthy recluse who dresses like Batfink after his parents were murdered. Whose mental health problems are we talking about? "

There is a theory that Bruce Wayne is actually an inmate at arkham asylum, and all if the super villains are medical staff at the facility, Dr Joe King, (the joker) nurse Harley Quinn, and so on and so forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that theory yeah. Thatd be the M Night Shyamalan adaptation lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love to see a quinten tarentino take on the dark.night LOL

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to see a quinten tarentino take on the dark.night LOL"

Lol that would go beyond Batman's comfort zone, heads exploding and Samuel L Jackson gettin tired of these motherfuckin supervillains in this motherfuckin Gotham.

I think Affleck's will actually be closer to the comics than anything yet.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

By RuthTVDerbys TV/TS

just this minute! 

Derby

Equally they have Iron Man. Hulk. Thor et al. Not one has offered to help out the troops in the Middle East yet more than happy to take in £££s at the cinema. So much for "Ooh. Look at me, I'm Tony Stark. .. I'm a millionaire!." Yeah. Cheers mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By RuthTVDerbys TV/TS

just this minute! 

Derby

Equally they have Iron Man. Hulk. Thor et al. Not one has offered to help out the troops in the Middle East yet more than happy to take in £££s at the cinema. So much for "Ooh. Look at me, I'm Tony Stark. .. I'm a millionaire!." Yeah. Cheers mate.

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One of the perks of being a Punisher fan. He's hated by Marvel writers and superhero fans alike and adored by the armed forces. Chris Kyle (American Sniper) and his team painted the skull on everything and there are military patches you can buy that Marvel refuses to get legal over because of the patriotic issues.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


" Marvel refuses to get legal over because of the patriotic issues."

So much so when I wrote to the Whitehouse suggesting they actually get these so-called superheroes involved they came back with the pathetic excuse that the characters are set in the near future. Not the present day. Er. Hello? James Bond. Honestly. They'll palm you off with anything to keep you quiet. I'd get a Facebook petition going were it not for the fact I'm not even.on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Marvel refuses to get legal over because of the patriotic issues.

So much so when I wrote to the Whitehouse suggesting they actually get these so-called superheroes involved they came back with the pathetic excuse that the characters are set in the near future. Not the present day. Er. Hello? James Bond. Honestly. They'll palm you off with anything to keep you quiet. I'd get a Facebook petition going were it not for the fact I'm not even.on Facebook.

"

Lol the Whitehouse still shit at fact-finding I see. That must be down to all the so called security experts who think Birmingham is a Sharia no whites zone.

But the Avengers will be fighting a purple Greek from Jupiter, they can't possibly send a Hulk or a Norse God to go sort out ISIS. Even if they'd do it for free...

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

But the Avengers will be fighting a purple Greek from Jupiter, they can't possibly send a Hulk or a Norse God to go sort out ISIS. Even if they'd do it for free..."

Exactly. Until Hawkeye. Spiderman. And even Judge Dredd (who hasn't even got superpowers) get off their arses then it's no more sponsorship through Odeon cinemas from me. Excuses after excuses. They'll be telling us all these characters are fictitious next. Anything to not rock the boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Exactly. Until Hawkeye. Spiderman. And even Judge Dredd (who hasn't even got superpowers) get off their arses then it's no more sponsorship through Odeon cinemas from me. Excuses after excuses. They'll be telling us all these characters are fictitious next. Anything to not rock the boat. "

Well fuck them and the whores they rode in on. What kind of dream world are those privileged hacks living in? They need to get out more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wasn't captain America invented just for propaganda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't captain America invented just for propaganda"

He was conceived in 1940 and gradually used in direct opposition to the Nazis, yes. He was also in the beginning in danger of being called...

I shit you not...

"Super American"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are making me cry. They can't fight all the battles these guys are super busy fighting the battles you don't see. I mean Asgard is a complete mess for starters. Thors up there doing what he can but it's tough. Come on guys even Hero's need some love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys are making me cry. They can't fight all the battles these guys are super busy fighting the battles you don't see. I mean Asgard is a complete mess for starters. Thors up there doing what he can but it's tough. Come on guys even Hero's need some love. "

Oh come on, Asgard has Odin, The Warriors Three, Lady Sif, Hyperion, Valkyrie, Heimdall and they're mates with the Greeks.

They literally have the best dwarves around making invincible weapons too. They can spare a Thor!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"You guys are making me cry. They can't fight all the battles these guys are super busy fighting the battles you don't see. I mean Asgard is a complete mess for starters. Thors up there doing what he can but it's tough. Come on guys even Hero's need some love. "

Fair enough. But there comes a time to deal with your own problems first. Charity begins at home. One of them MUST be available. Rococop maybe? The Mission Impossible Team? Oh no. Too busy at the Oscars eh guys? Yeah. Looks like it an' all!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I love Batman, since the fist time I saw the shitty old programmes.

Robin is a class A jerk though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys are making me cry. They can't fight all the battles these guys are super busy fighting the battles you don't see. I mean Asgard is a complete mess for starters. Thors up there doing what he can but it's tough. Come on guys even Hero's need some love.

Fair enough. But there comes a time to deal with your own problems first. Charity begins at home. One of them MUST be available. Rococop maybe? The Mission Impossible Team? Oh no. Too busy at the Oscars eh guys? Yeah. Looks like it an' all!"

Now your just being silly Ethan Hunt is out solving impossible missions (humph and shakes head)

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Y

Now your just being silly Ethan Hunt is out solving impossible missions (humph and shakes head)"

Ethan Hunt? He's a bit of a c....rafty one he is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y

Now your just being silly Ethan Hunt is out solving impossible missions (humph and shakes head)

Ethan Hunt? He's a bit of a c....rafty one he is!"

It's essential when dealing with the Syndicate

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

It doesn't HAVE to be THE superheroes per se. Surely Stark and Wayne wouldn't miss theor hardware for a few weeks? Ffs. I'll even pay their petrol money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't HAVE to be THE superheroes per se. Surely Stark and Wayne wouldn't miss theor hardware for a few weeks? Ffs. I'll even pay their petrol money!"

You got me who now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well his driving is terrible.. Bad indicator use, speeding.. Etc. Plus would his vehicles pass a vehicle safety inspection? I think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well his driving is terrible.. Bad indicator use, speeding.. Etc. Plus would his vehicles pass a vehicle safety inspection? I think not!"

Really it's not enough to rip the guy apart but the car come on you guys are breaking my heart. Batman if your quietly crying somewhere reading this know that I love you and I'd suggest picking another thread to read perhaps in Swingers Chat they're friendlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but if the superheroes won't help us then we've got to get people we can rely on that can put together a helicopter from a few planks of wood, some staples and a rubberband....no not blue peter.... MacGyver and The A Team need to join forces!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now your talking those guys have plenty of time on their hands these days

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Like Reginald D. Hunter once said about Batman:

"rich dude owns a corporation. Has state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fuck with the person that’s just on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like Reginald D. Hunter once said about Batman:

"rich dude owns a corporation. Has state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fuck with the person that’s just on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman."

Lol"

Oh Happy I thought you loved me.

“He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Like Reginald D. Hunter once said about Batman:

"rich dude owns a corporation. Has state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fuck with the person that’s just on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman."

Lol

Oh Happy I thought you loved me.

“He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

"

Lmao Knitter.

Don't, babe, I can't bear your disappointment.

If I had his technology I'd definitely be hacking into George Osborne's home computer and planting Katie Hopkins sex tapes on there.

But noooo, let's beat up the guy who likes to have a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He spends millions of dollars, just so he can beat up people with mental health issues.

Something needs to.be done about him"

I fucked him last week. See my status for proof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry people now that luke skywalker has been found all will be solved by the end of the year

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