FabSwingers.com forum: So... Who can't dance

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm in a pub with our lass, and she's on the dance floor... Well the stage. I'm sat here, nodding my head to the music.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not that I can't... I just don't.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can dance like a dancing diva. At home, in private.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Always have a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my kitchen....when something I like comes on the radio....im a disco diva!

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm now tapping my foot to YMCA

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

white folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a quote on my lounge wall that sayes " dance like nobody's watching" so rather like a d*unk octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now tapping my foot to YMCA

Now ya talkin get on that dance floor boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a foot tapping head nodder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant...i also really have no interest in music...but get me d*unk enuff and I'm a great fun dancer...but my ulterior motive is to lick any women dancers pies.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I can just about do a basic ballroom jive.

I can do no other dance whatsoever, apart from the "walk around slowly dance".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing with Peter kay tomorrow in Bournemouth for cancer research for a 4 hour dance-a-thon....

And i can't dance for toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Michael Jackson song comes on, I'll bust some moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing is too painful for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I wish i had that 'dance' gene...I'm more a carlton(fresh pronce of bell air) when it comes to it..

there are only a couple somgs i really like when out, body rockers I like the way you move...it just makes me wanna spitroast a hot woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil Collins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy throwing a few shapes on the dance floor, especially after a drink or two. However I'd like to learn to dance properly, so at some stage I'm going to do learn Ballroom and Latin and I intend to get some lessons. It's all about getting round to it really.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Used to like dancing to Northern Soul, even went to Wigan Casino a couple of times years ago. When ma arthritis isn't too bad, I sometimes pop along to a local bar and am picking up Cuban Salsa

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'm in a pub with our lass, and she's on the dance floor... Well the stage. I'm sat here, nodding my head to the music.

One of my favourite sayings is,

Life isn't about,

waiting for the storm to pass

It's about learning

to dance in the rain.

If your too cool to dance,

your not really that cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't dance? Drink some shots.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"I cant...i also really have no interest in music...but get me d*unk enuff and I'm a great fun dancer...but my ulterior motive is to lick any women dancers pies."

You must go to some liberal clubs as ours don't allow drinks on the dancefloor let alone pies.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I cant...i also really have no interest in music...but get me d*unk enuff and I'm a great fun dancer...but my ulterior motive is to lick any women dancers pies.

You must go to some liberal clubs as ours don't allow drinks on the dancefloor let alone pies.

Genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant...i also really have no interest in music...but get me d*unk enuff and I'm a great fun dancer...but my ulterior motive is to lick any women dancers pies.

You must go to some liberal clubs as ours don't allow drinks on the dancefloor let alone pies.

they callem swing clubs lol

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I'm an awesome dancer, for some reason Frisky doesn't see it...

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Ohh yes, I can boogie, boogie woogie

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

Costa Del Littlehampton

Nope. This body was not made for dancing or free movement.

Damned dna.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Latest song, 5 6 7 8, Steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it can't dance, don't know what to do or don't like...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance like your Dad at a 1970's wedding reception so I rarely try unless I have alcoholic persuasion beforehand

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I can dance and love to dance but these knackered knees won't let me anymore. I miss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cam do one soul spin

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm an awesome dancer, for some reason Frisky doesn't see it...

I think Tosh once said something similar....

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

I can dance..

just that people don't appreciate robot dance anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance. Ballroom, Latin, rock n roll, disco train for 20 years. Who wants to boogie? x

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown (Swinton)

"Dancing is too painful for me now

I'm with you on this one

I used to be out dancing 3-4 times a week in my youth. I really miss it.

However, I did dance at a party at Christmas and paid for it for the following week! The best form of exercise for me now is Sexercise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do ballet and tap, always forgot to take my tap shoes out clubbing though.....

If it's music I really like my hips get a mind of their own, I generally need a choreographer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest song, 5 6 7 8, Steps"
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Your threads are awesome.. That's why I voted for yer

Follow the institutions even if you don't understand them...

You are not as bad as you imagine!

And if people laugh, laugh with them, if they mock them fuck em.. Life's to short not to dance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our efforts at 'dancing' tends to receive some very strange glances from folk

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a pub with our lass, and she's on the dance floor... Well the stage. I'm sat here, nodding my head to the music.

I love dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest song, 5 6 7 8, Steps"

Where were you head nodding as I think they have kidnapped my iTunes library.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance, I can't talk.

Only thing about me is the way I walk.

I can't dance, I can't sing

I'm just standing here selling everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a pub with our lass, and she's on the dance floor... Well the stage. I'm sat here, nodding my head to the music.

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I think I can dance but everything is a matter of opinion xx

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I can do the dad dance, even in heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the dad dance, even in heels."
are you a dad ?

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