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Maths formula for swingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you plus me, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefered yours though laine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanna come do some maths homework with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly i have a phobia of pussy, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not to worry, some of my best friends are guys, they are not averse to mixed studying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does 25% off mean there was a no show in a foursome then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In some cases it means they are circumcised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha love it!

why do women find circumsized men irresistable???

cos we cant resist anything with 15% off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In some cases it means they are circumcised "

damm you beat me too it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice one Justin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Laine Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you

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