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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im thinking of having my own banana. Can anyone tell me the best place to buy one from please ? Not too expensive but not tatty cheap either.

Thanks xxx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I have a spare one you can have, only a few brown marks on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a spare one you can have, only a few brown marks on it."

Thanks can you ship it over or should i sent a banana courier ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one not quite ripe for plucking yet, still a bit green round the edge....entirely new and yours if you wish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most kind Elaine.......most kind. I truly wanted one of curved perfection, bright yellow with a waxy unblemished sheen.

Rugby offered me one her dog had chewed on. My manner didn't permit me to refuse. A bit when like the vicar tries for sex....... .

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Yes I am bored but im going in five to make a cuppa tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of chai for me please, one sugar and milk. Thank you Granny. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cup of chai for me please, one sugar and milk. Thank you Granny. xx"

I have milk today. I don't usually.

One with one and one it is then.....

Bring the banana

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

are you people speaking in tongues..

it is ju ju speak

I is lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you! "

oi no banana ever gets BEHIND me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you!

oi no banana ever gets BEHIND me.

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Open Vide View...and take ze banana like a good boy ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right im off for pork , veg n a cuppa .....

Tra xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"pssssssst avabanana View....watch out..... behind you!

oi no banana ever gets BEHIND me.

Open Vide View...and take ze banana like a good boy ...... "

No No.............. I am straight in banana terms

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Right im off for pork , veg n a cuppa .....

Tra xx "

njoy x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I have a spare one you can have, only a few brown marks on it.

Thanks can you ship it over or should i sent a banana courier ?"

Send the courier...a humky one please

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I have a spare one you can have, only a few brown marks on it.

Thanks can you ship it over or should i sent a banana courier ?

Send the courier...a humky one please "

i'm on my way.

(you'll have to use,your imagination for the hunky bit)

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

yes we have no banannas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a Freudian slip the other day. I tripped on a banana skin and fucked my mum.

This is a joke that works on all levels...

The Guardian Reader will sit back and think, "Ah, very clever."

The Average Daily Sport reader

will think, "Ha-ha, fucked his mum."

And the American will think, "Ha - banana skin."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh very clever

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