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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooooor, I'd fuck the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the icing,can I just have the sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like the icing,can I just have the sponge? "

I'll have your icing

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Change it to banana cake with icing and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope ... just the fuck thanks

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Save me a slice. Will eat it once I have finished with gloswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like the icing,can I just have the sponge?

I'll have your icing

Trying to work out what my icing would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love carrot cake

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Hope the carrot was well scrubbed and peeled before adding to the cake mix. I've heard a few vegetable related tales from some lesbian friends and now look at their vegetable rack with suspicious eyes. LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like the icing,can I just have the sponge?

I'll have your icing

Trying to work out what my icing would be

What I.mean is that I would take the icing off your slice of cake leaving you with the sponge, then I would eat the icing.

Off your pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope the carrot was well scrubbed and peeled before adding to the cake mix. I've heard a few vegetable related tales from some lesbian friends and now look at their vegetable rack with suspicious eyes. LOL.

I'm not a lesbian though, but do proceed with caution if you ask for a ring doughnut lol

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Can i have lemon drizzel please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have lemon drizzel please

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Now there's a man with taste.

Plenty of cakes on my leg too Fancy a nibble anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have jammy donuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cake ...can I just have a green tea please...

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"I don't like cake ...can I just have a green tea please..."

Ok can i have your slice please

and maybe a bit on the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like cake ...can I just have a green tea please..."

There's always one, for gods sake, do you want lemon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U cant beat a good cattot cake

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By *elloyeaMan
over a year ago

southend

just a fuck would be nice if anybody near essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuuuuck, M&S do the best carrot cake ever!

drooling thinking about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like cake ...can I just have a green tea please..."

Everyone loves a bit of cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Ooohhhh carrot cake is one of my favs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I will take the carrot cake if it means the 3 hours sex is guaranteed lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'm not a lesbian though, but do proceed with caution if you ask for a ring doughnut lol"

It's just not the same with a traditional jam doughnut. LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and walnut for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and walnut for me please"

You can't always get what you want

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By *ukepastMan
over a year ago

Newport

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Carrot cake is one of my favourites and I'm told the carrot cake I make is lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL"

Naughty!!

But as I was saying- my Carrot cake Also contains Bananas and Walnuts!

As you were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into carrot cake, but if theres a chocolate eclair going i could be tempted

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Cooooor, I'd fuck the cake "

...and I'd eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and walnut for me please

You can't always get what you want"

That's very true! But as I'm a good girl I usually get what I want

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You bunch of bastards. I am off to the diet buddies thread before I shove something in my mouth I will regret next weigh-in day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please, I would love a fuck.......

and a big fucking piece of cake too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Can I have chocolate instead please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not into carrot cake, but if theres a chocolate eclair going i could be tempted

Now we're talking

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over a year ago

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By *am88Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I want my cake and eat it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like cake ...can I just have a green tea please...

Everyone loves a bit of cake"

I've never known anyone that doesn't like cake

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL"

Can I have just the banana.....or lick the bowl and spoon clean ...I don't like cooked cake xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes please, I would love a fuck.......

and a big fucking piece of cake too!! "
what sort of cake and I'll pop to greggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL

Can I have just the banana.....or lick the bowl and spoon clean ...I don't like cooked cake xxx

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suz you can lick the cream off banana any day baby!!! Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL

Can I have just the banana.....or lick the bowl and spoon clean ...I don't like cooked cake xxx

suz you can lick the cream off my banana any day baby!!! Haha xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a warm apple pie instead??

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"....ing great big slice of carrot cake, who's with me.

Yes but mine has bananas and nuts in too and is covered in cream cheese frosting!

Now my banana loaf is a whole new level of yum, even though I say so myself, I recon I could win the great British bake off with that alone, it would have Mary berry damp LOL

Can I have just the banana.....or lick the bowl and spoon clean ...I don't like cooked cake xxx

suz you can lick the cream off my banana any day baby!!! Haha xx"

Mmmmmm....... and swallow xxxx

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