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By *igzag1 OP   Man
over a year ago

hartlepool

Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least they bearback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be more selective I reckon its a real turn on lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you aren't what they are looking for try someone else.it really is that simple.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Oh wow... I meet one or two of those requirements!!!

Message! Message! Message!

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet whingers

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "

Are you just making a general comment, or have you suffered or been rejected for all or some of the above reasons??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very picky people lol strange world ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least they bearback "

Is that unprotected sex with someone really hairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least they bearback

Is that unprotected sex with someone really hairy? "

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of dreamers on here they think it's build a play mate haha. Yeah people have a type or they can't help what they like, but some people are dreamers

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over a year ago

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "

Hey what's wrong with Leo's lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol

Hey what's wrong with Leo's lol !!! "

ive brown and green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the amount of men on here women can afford to be picky , removes all the dickheads. Just frustrating for the men who are more genuine , that will actual meet and are not full of bullshit .

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "

Sorry, you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagine tho the joy if you wanted to meet and ticked all those boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney "

Nope.

Except possibly sometimes people excluded by the preferences of others get arsey about it.

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By *igzag1 OP   Man
over a year ago

hartlepool


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney "

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least they're specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney "

Don't think so. Lots of people mean lots of choice.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx"

Why is it your business and why do you care?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?"

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx"

I know you're bring sarcastic. And I'm being flippant.

I could say I only meet Bradley Cooper. And good luck to me. It doesn't really effect anyone else.

-Courtney

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "

Not if you are male

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male "

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact....do you think Bradley Cooper is on this site?

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "

He's just said he's being sarcastic.

Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with being picky by all means aim for the stars but I get wound up when I see somebody that's extremely picky complaining about the lack of meets, I just think that maybe all the 7'11", all muscles, black guy, accommodating, Ferrari driving, VVVWE, professional, Brad Pitt lookalikes were busy on the one morning you were free

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"In fact....do you think Bradley Cooper is on this site?

-Courtney "

I wish tom hardy was

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male "

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact....do you think Bradley Cooper is on this site?

-Courtney

I wish tom hardy was "

If you see Bradley, let me know. I'll give you a heads-up if I see Tom.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him."

No he isn't

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

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By *igzag1 OP   Man
over a year ago

hartlepool


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx thank you cheeky chops

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was finding this thread quite humorous but as always it's taken too seriously lighten up have a laugh chill relax and take the politically correct police heads off folks enjoy life.

Carry on swinging lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations "

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

People are also entitled to qualify for the Darwin awards

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By *igzag1 OP   Man
over a year ago

hartlepool


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Really you should chill out its a bit of light hearted fun make your wonder how people meet in bars etc some of the rules are just stupid most of the one I have posted I have seen a mean if your bellow 5ft 11 you will be blocked why

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

He's just said he's being sarcastic.

Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though."

I thought no one here was entitled to anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though."

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Really you should chill out its a bit of light hearted fun make your wonder how people meet in bars etc some of the rules are just stupid most of the one I have posted I have seen a mean if your bellow 5ft 11 you will be blocked why

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

He's just said he's being sarcastic.

Another case of someone criticising because others don't run their profiles the way they think they should."

OP, if you respond back, do it outside of the quotes so it's easier to tell what your comment is I block everyone who can't use the quote function correctly. Preferences and all that.

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

I thought no one here was entitled to anything? "

From other people, no. They can have whatever preferences or make any demands they like. It doesn't mean they'll get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't "

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off."

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration."

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration."

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, what if my parents are Joseph and Suzanne? Am I ok, then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point."

I read the opening list and know exactly the kind of profiles he's talking about (and the examples I can think of usually ARE moaning, via status updates and within the profile text). It's obviously just taking the piss, I'm not sure there needs to be a point.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point."

100% wrong imo

It would be the height of irony if they were affronted, the OP is pointing out the absurdity of putting too many blocks in the way of potential meets

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have you had a bump on the head or were you dropped as a child it was a bit of light hearted fun wow you don't half go on prose key board warrior"

I'm responding to responses to me. And everyone who knows me knows I won't say anything here I wouldn't say to anyone's face.

I've also, you'll note, not been rude to you so there's no need for personal comments. That says far more about you than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you had a bump on the head or were you dropped as a child it was a bit of light hearted fun wow you don't half go on prose key board warrior"

I saw your humour very tongue in cheek and very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm white but not British white. How about that?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point.100% wrong imo

It would be the height of irony if they were affronted, the OP is pointing out the absurdity of putting too many blocks in the way of potential meets"

It's up to them. If people want to block everyone on the site individually they can.

It may make no sense to anyone else but it's their right to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm white but not British white. How about that?"

God no we've got to have some standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm white but not British white. How about that?

God no we've got to have some standards!"

I thought I found my "in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him."

I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.

Maybe I'm wrong.

There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.

I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.

Maybe I'm wrong.

There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.

I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want. "

Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.

Maybe I'm wrong.

There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.

I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want. "

I wonder it too but there's no need to take the piss out of people for being very specific about what they want.

^above somewhere the OP criticises someone for saying men under 5' 11" will be blocked because he doesn't understand it. Not wanting to meet or chat with anyone under 5' 11" is hardly being overly demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.

Maybe I'm wrong.

There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.

I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want.

Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol "

I think there's an element of truth in that.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've seen profiles that have made me go . Some of them are really rude in the way they phrase their demands. That includes men, women and couples.

I let them jog on their merry way. If they don't get meets, it's up to them. Now, if they moan about not getting meets, that's a different matter. But the OP is taking the piss out of having lots of rules, not those with lots of rules moaning about not getting meets.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuckin hell thats all I'm saying....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

I suspect I've taken the post in the spirit it was intended.

Maybe I'm wrong.

There is nothing wrong with spelling out what you're looking for in your profile, that's it's purpose. I bet we've all seen profiles that have a list of demands and specifics a mile long.

I often wonder how they find anyone that fits precisely what they want.

Some people put the barriers there coz they don't want to meet they like the idea of swinging not the practicalities lol

I think there's an element of truth in that. "

But some people are here to fulfil fantasies and their fantasies happen to be quite specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point."

You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.

OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.

I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.

Don't like what I said? Bite me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckin hell thats all I'm saying.... "

I agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Monday everyone!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, I used to wonder why there were so many pointless kiss, snog, avoid posts.

its the only type of post that doesn't degenerate into a slanging match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet if you don't invite me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Monday everyone!

-Courtney "

Happy Monday to you too!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Happy Monday everyone!

-Courtney "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened to a sense of humour it seems to have gone into melt down on here

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him."

He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point.

You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.

OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.

I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.

Don't like what I said? Bite me. "

Ah another bitter man who hates women find it easier to get meets on here.

Funny, you criticise me because this "isn't my concern" yet the OP is about something that isn't his concern i.e. other people's preferences. And the OP had been insulting to me when I haven't been to him.

Men are just as free to have unrealistic expectations too. And many do. Like they'll sign up and be knee deep in fanny by dinner time. When they aren't, they get bitter like this. The women and their privilege are so mean, they won't shag us, we have feelings too.

The problem is you're used to male privilege and don't like it when you aren't in the position of power. You say things like "they wouldn't get this attention in the real world" to try to belittle the women and get the power back. If the real world is so much better for you, you know the way.

And this is actually a build a bear shop for fantasies, if that's what someone wants it to be. Everyone is free to use the site as they want and look for what they want. Without having the piss taken.

You don't care if I don't like what you say? Ditto.

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By *igzag1 OP   Man
over a year ago

hartlepool


"

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point.your my hero

You must be real popular here on Fab then. You're one of those women on here who seems to talk as though her gender gives her the right to be act all defensive about something that isn't your concern but you still want to butt in anyway because of female privilege on Fab to be able to make ridiculous requests and get away with it.

OP is totally justified to make his first post. This isn't build a bear swinger edition for all you females to try and pull your ultimate fantasies together when some of you wouldn't be able to find someone to satisfy half of them in real life. We are still human beings and have feelings too you know.

I've seen your posts here on the forum quite a lot and frankly your attitude is a put off. I don't expect a reply from you but I'll just put it out there. Be nicer to people and stop having that attitude of yours. Because your snide posts just show how ugly your insides are to complement your exterior look.

Don't like what I said? Bite me. "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"People can look for what they want. Or am I missing something?

-Courtney

I was been sarcastic makes you wonder how any one meets with some of the weird rules xx

Why is it your business and why do you care?

Jesus don't jump down his throat I took the post as a light hearted post where he was simply saying that people put a lot of demands. People are allowed preferences of course.

Not if you are male

It's not men's preferences he's talking about though. We all know that.

He's taking the piss out of people who have preferences that don't suit him.

No he isn't

I've read the list, it writes out 100% of the male population of the planet.

Clearly written with tongue in cheek and an element of humerous frustration.

Exactly. Taking the piss out of people who don't act as he wants and frustrate him.

He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek."

He admits himself he was being sarcastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.

I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.

Happy Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.

I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.

Happy Monday! "

Jesus. Sorry for my happy Monday comment. I didn't realize I was the one you were directing your ire at. I will have a happy Monday, though, thank you.

-Courtney

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"

He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek.

He admits himself he was being sarcastic."

He can be that too if he wants to.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.

I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.

Happy Monday! "

Yeah, I need fab to get laid

At least I'm not bitter because I don't meet anyone's build a bear criteria!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Zigzag can you post outside of the quotes so we all know what is yours

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok drop it now please and stop being personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He admits himself he was being sarcastic."

Got a problem with people being sarcastic? If this was a thread attacking male checklists for ideal female meets would you still respond the way you did? Seems to me you only chose to respond because boo fucking hoo, he was being sarcastic about over the top checklists females make for men.

Get a grip for goodness sake.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

He can if he wants to but most of us saw it as tongue in cheek.

He admits himself he was being sarcastic.

He can be that too if he wants to. "

Fair enough. I don't have to like it. And within the rules of the fora, I think I'm allowed to say so.

If you look back, I asked him why other people's preferences are his business and why he cares. They're questions, fair enough, I think. I didn't lay into him. Other people started on me.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

He admits himself he was being sarcastic.

Got a problem with people being sarcastic? If this was a thread attacking male checklists for ideal female meets would you still respond the way you did? Seems to me you only chose to respond because boo fucking hoo, he was being sarcastic about over the top checklists females make for men.

Get a grip for goodness sake. "

Yes, I'd point out blokes can have whatever preferences they like too.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Within the rules of the forum is fine, disrupting light hearted threads and carrying on when the mod has asked for it to be dropped is not so good.

.

Right, lets get back to the OP please.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I manage quite well with my preferences thanks op....so i am one less person to be worried about....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "

I'm gonna add to the list lol

You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol

I'm gonna add to the list lol

You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.

"

Bugger, I didn't get the elvish script upgrade on my keyboard

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"He's taking the piss out of unreasonable expectations

People are entitled to have unreasonable expectations though.

They are - but they also shouldn't be affronted if they're not met, or if others think they're a bit unreasonable. If I thought someone had unreasonable expectations presented in a rude manner, even if I met every single one of them I suspect it would still put me off.

Who says the people he's being sarcastic about are affronted though?

He has a problem with them. It's not them moaning.

If it were, I'd see the point.

I read the opening list and know exactly the kind of profiles he's talking about (and the examples I can think of usually ARE moaning, via status updates and within the profile text). It's obviously just taking the piss, I'm not sure there needs to be a point."

that is now I read it, there is some profiles with over the top demands that then wjimge that they don't get meets. People can have as many demands as they like but if they exclude 90% of the male population how!can they complain they don't get meets.

Anyway op, not everyone has unrealistic demands concentrate on the ones whose criteria you meet.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol

I'm gonna add to the list lol

You must entitle your message "insert random word(s) here" in Elvish.

Bugger, I didn't get the elvish script upgrade on my keyboard "

Then you shall not pass!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

Anyway op, not everyone has unrealistic demands concentrate on the ones whose criteria you meet."

^ this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Looking at your profile op you fit into the criteria of the sort of guy I look for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Jesus. Sorry for my happy Monday comment. I didn't realize I was the one you were directing your ire at. I will have a happy Monday, though, thank you.

-Courtney "

Oh nono I wasn't directing my ire at you!! Sorry to have caused offence or anything. I don't usually go after people who I don't have any issues with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it very funny. I've wondered myself how such people ever meet anyone and often the people they have met aren't to my liking. C'est la vie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Within the rules of the forum is fine, disrupting light hearted threads and carrying on when the mod has asked for it to be dropped is not so good.

.

Right, lets get back to the OP please. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#owned! And about time.

And in other news I saw that the post was nothing more than a humourous observation posted in the lounge.

We are guilty by putting some expectations on our profile and not one fuck was given the day we wrote it and it stands to this day.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

No mention of Wookies I see

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Drop it please....if you goad the mod to ban you don't be surprised if they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your black white Asian (fail)

Bald or have long hair (fail)

Bi straight or gay (fail)

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9 (fail)

Are fat thin or have muscle (fail)

Have tattoos (fail)

Have any body hair (PASS)

Are over 40 (PASS)

We're born on a Monday (PASS)

If your star sign is Leo (fail)

If your parents are called Joe n sue (PASS)

If you don't drink (fail)

If you do drink (pass)

If you take drugs (debatable)

If you drive a blue car (PASS)

If you own a dog or a cat (PASS)

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes (PASS)

Must not live near us (PASS)

Must not live far from us (fail)

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7 (fail)

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner (fail)

Does not like fat woman (debateable)

Or thin woman (fail)

Wears glasses (PASS)

Breathes ( can I get back to you on that 1 lol )

Well I passed on 10 and 2 debatable and 1 can't make my mind up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And we wonder why some people need to be on Fab just to get a shot at getting laid. Probably because they have such a pathological lack of humour and urge to criticise everybody in real life that's why they need to go online and rely on female privilege to get some.

I'd use the same suggestion these people have often dosed out in copious amounts to others back against them here. Don't like what you read? Can't appreciate humour? Then jog on kitty go find something better to read and fantasise.

Happy Monday! "

I love the way you assume that people with an opinion can't get laid offline. That's really nice. Honestly. A great observation. Bravo!

But so far from the truth. Because as is almost always the case on websites like this - those that can get laid offline tend to do well. And those who can't get laid offline... well... they tend to get frustrated. Because if you don't have any personality offline then you don't have any personality online either.

And honestly, the people with the strong opinions are generally not the ones struggling to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your black white Asian

Bald or have long hair

Bi straight or gay

Over 6 ft below 5 ft 9

Are fat thin or have muscle

Have tattoos

Have any body hair

Are over 40

We're born on a Monday

If your star sign is Leo

If your parents are called Joe n sue

If you don't drink

If you do drink

If you take drugs

If you drive a blue car

If you own a dog or a cat

Rabbits are fine

Have green or brown eyes

Must not live near us

Must not live far from us

Must have a penis over 8 inch but not below 7

Did not have turkey for Christmas dinner

Does not like fat woman

Or thin woman

Wears glasses

Breathes

Don't no how people ever got a partner let alone a meet lol "

Yep ,,that covers all bases for the thrill seeking single fems or couples who are really middle aged fat blokes sat alone wanking and looking for cheap thrills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Tuesday everyone

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Ok OP so you've read my profile....now what's your point?

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