FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel the need for a little cheering up

My favourite joke is....

Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He got pulled under by a strong current

Tell me yours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend accused me of being a tranny .

So I'm packing her things and leaving

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I met my wife at Kestrels. I thought she was at home with the kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My girlfriend accused me of being a tranny .

So I'm packing her things and leaving"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I met my wife at Kestrels. I thought she was at home with the kids."

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A student walks into a bar with a toad sitting on his head.

The barmen asks:"How did you come by that?"

The toad replies:"Well, it started off as a boil on my arse..."

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By *odyorCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Bono & The Edge walk into a bar, and the barman says " oh no not U2 again".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two old women sitting in the park when a suspicious guy in a long coat approaches. Suddenly he opens his coat & he's naked underneath!

One of the old ladies had a stroke!

But the other one couldn't reach

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By *8ddCouple
over a year ago

horley

Whats the first sign of madness snuggs walking up the path

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby get home to tell his wife he got the sack at the deli.

"What for?" she asks.

"I put my cock in the cucumber slicer" he says.

"Oh my are you ok" she replies

"Yes fine" he says.

"So what happened to the cucumber slicer?" She asks.

"She got the sack as well!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife got into bed there, naked. She leaned over and said "what would you like to do to my body?"

It turns out that "Identify IT" wasn't the right answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After doing the conga at the Christmas party, I was sacked on the spot.

Luckily I hated working at the zoo.

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By *asinoLuckyMan
over a year ago

cardiff

My sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend was in a good mood, and told me that she was willing to fulfill one of my deeper sexual fantasies. I told her that I wanted to try anal.

She was taken aback.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I went to the local record store, and asked the manager

'Have you got anything by the Dors'

His reply was,

'Theres two Alsatian dogs, security cameras, and three security guards'

No feck of you blk bastard!

(I can laugh at myself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who's there

Big ish

Big who

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I just messed up my own joke! Supposed to be big ish who!

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks in to the doctors naked and wrapped in cling film.

Dr says. " ah, I can clearly see your nuts".

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Type A

It goes over a lot of lot people's heads, but I really like this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copyright to Tony Cowards:

What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Type A

It goes over a lot of lot people's heads, but I really like this one.

Don't worry if they don't get it, just b positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a doctors surgery and says "I keep thinking I'm a moth ",

Doctor says "I think you need to see the psychiatrist down the road

The man says. "I know ', I was on my way there but saw your light on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copyright to Tony Cowards:

What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Type A

It goes over a lot of lot people's heads, but I really like this one.

Don't worry if they don't get it, just b positive.

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst waiting at the bus stop a lady nudge me on the shoulder and asked how long the next bus will be I replied same length as the last one thicko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While Yoda was giving me a blow job, he looked up and said, "Big is you."

I said, "No way, I never buy magazines off foreigners."

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By *asinoLuckyMan
over a year ago

cardiff

What's the difference between a fridge and a pussy?

The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Does a radio active cat have 18 half lives?

Hmmm?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Does a radio active cat have 18 half lives?

Hmmm?"

You've done what Einstein couldn't do - fucked Schrodinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I just messed up my own joke! Supposed to be big ish who!

I'll get my coat "

Best so far snd unintentional

they say that women who ruin their own jokes are the best in bed.... I wonder if thats true?? Lol

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

A man goes to the doctors with a steering wheel attached to his willy."whats wrong says the doctor"? man replies "i dont know but its driving me nuts"

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