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Suddenly, the shop keeper appears.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As if by magic, not suddenly!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"As if by magic, not suddenly! "

I know, but couldn't edit the title

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance. "

And smelling distance

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Usually happens when I get my phone out and it's got naked pics on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if by magic, there were only 14 episodes, could have sworn I watched it every week when I was a child... naturally I would apologise, pop into the changing room and appear somewhere else laing the fart behind

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance. "

I'd blame the shopkeeper

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet "

I thought it was Jill talking

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet

I thought it was Jill talking "

It was, Jill does have a habit of referring to herself in the third person. It's only her second most annoying habit.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.

I'd blame the shopkeeper "

So a strange bloke with dodgy hat says that you should accompany him to the quiet little room at the back of his 'shop' even though you have no intention of buying anything. Sounds like he was working at the BBC in the 1970's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet

I thought it was Jill talking

It was, Jill does have a habit of referring to herself in the third person. It's only her second most annoying habit."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance.

I'd blame the shopkeeper

So a strange bloke with dodgy hat says that you should accompany him to the quiet little room at the back of his 'shop' even though you have no intention of buying anything. Sounds like he was working at the BBC in the 1970's...."
he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://youtu.be/YqpHnrm5dik

1 minute 42 seconds

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"I've just cleared Asda's checkout with a silent but very violent dead rat up my arse fart nearly made me sick Jill was not impressed ,but on a good note I made it home to the toilet

I thought it was Jill talking

It was, Jill does have a habit of referring to herself in the third person. It's only her second most annoying habit."
Yes it was Jill trying to blame me John

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

when I was I teenage, I dropped one in the men's fashion of a big department store when I thought I was on my own The poor shop assistant walked straight into the fog cloud and nearly fainted.

I made a sharp exit

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

How is old 'trumper' these days, John?

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"(Yes I am quoting Mr Benn)

You check around you, no one is there, you let rip a loud fart, and suddenly someone is within hearing distance. "

Was she called Tubbs?

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