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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was nice in the past few years

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*wailing*

Brighton Steve,

Why don't you leave,

The seat up when you piss?

It's always down

Like a sad clown

So when I go, I miss

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah you can write messages to yourself if you must Steve!

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By *uv a sukMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To anyone on the forums or just who posted on this thread

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"To anyone on the forums or just who posted on this thread

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Anyone you like!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I like this idea. Going to go and get my thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DG you're a saint in yourself just for taking this on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is jolly , thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've given yourself a mammoth task, but what a cool idea.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"This was nice in the past few years "

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shit I'm not stepping on anyone's toes am I?

Does someone do this already?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Shit I'm not stepping on anyone's toes am I?

Does someone do this already? "

Nah

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Shit I'm not stepping on anyone's toes am I?

Does someone do this already? "
don't worry the person who usually does them is mia due to being all loved up

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Phew!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'll have to have a think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds awesome! Now what rhymes with Thx118?? x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

"

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Just carry on OP

.....I wait my admirers ...lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yeah you can write messages to yourself if you must Steve! "

I didn't not want to get one

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I will have a think and see what I can come up with!! I've got a victim in mind

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?"

I'll sprinkle some bacon bits with the rose petals just for you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'll be good at this. I know some wonderful poetry.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your socks are smelly,

And so are you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?

I'll sprinkle some bacon bits with the rose petals just for you. "

Thanks, I think food smells will work much better for luring...er attracting men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww what a lovely idea.

I suspect I will be spending valetines weekend with my PT and my boyfriend the squat rack....even though I have a long weekend off work x

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Sounds like fun ill have a think

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Awww what a lovely idea.

I suspect I will be spending valetines weekend with my PT and my boyfriend the squat rack....even though I have a long weekend off work x"

I'm spending mine doing costume changes with 11 boys cubs aged 8-10.5!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pretend you're a cripple

For me to bath and sexually abuse you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww what a lovely idea.

I suspect I will be spending valetines weekend with my PT and my boyfriend the squat rack....even though I have a long weekend off work x

I'm spending mine doing costume changes with 11 boys cubs aged 8-10.5!!! "

Rather you than me sounds like it's going to be hectic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a wee poem last year and lacked the imagination to reciprocate...I might try to this year!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Awww what a lovely idea.

I suspect I will be spending valetines weekend with my PT and my boyfriend the squat rack....even though I have a long weekend off work x

I'm spending mine doing costume changes with 11 boys cubs aged 8-10.5!!!

Rather you than me sounds like it's going to be hectic x"

5th time of doing it!! It's mad but they love it!! Maybe I could get 1 of them to write a poem for me??

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Getting my inner Shakespeare on.... or my inner shitspear...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I fuck her low,

I fuck her high,

I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,

And when she's dead and long forgotten,

I will dig her up, and fuck her rotten

.

Sorry, it made me laugh. It's a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a wee poem last year and lacked the imagination to reciprocate...I might try to this year! "

Into water sports ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a wee poem last year and lacked the imagination to reciprocate...I might try to this year!

Into water sports ? "

Just channelling my inner Scot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?

"

Me. It makes me feel queasy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question, OP - will the submissions remain confidential or is there bribery and coercion that can be applied to find out who wrote them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe I've got a victim in mind too...and a filthy poem!!

Op..so when you post the thread it will just have the message and who it's for? !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pretend you're a cripple

For me to bath and sexually abuse you. "

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Question, OP - will the submissions remain confidential or is there bribery and coercion that can be applied to find out who wrote them?"

It will remain totally confidential... I cannot be bribed.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere


"Question, OP - will the submissions remain confidential or is there bribery and coercion that can be applied to find out who wrote them?

It will remain totally confidential... I cannot be bribed. "

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Is it just for the men??

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is it just for the men??"

Certainly not! I'm an equal opportunities romantic!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I like this idea - haven't written poetry for years but I'm tempted to give it a try - there are one or two that I have in mind.

There was a lady from Ealing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah DG, you ole romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are such a romantic, OP.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, I get to send my poem to Marc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww shit, I just gave it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a couple of silly ones last year... I can't remember if I eventually told the people who I did them for

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?

I'll sprinkle some bacon bits with the rose petals just for you.

Thanks, I think food smells will work much better for luring...er attracting men "

Could murder bacon sarnie now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely idea! I'll have a ponder!

Oh - just realised I didn't get one last year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww shit, I just gave it away. "

Don't worry, I won't tell him

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely idea! I'll have a ponder!

Oh - just realised I didn't get one last year! "

Me either

I suggest we be each other's back ups

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Roses can be red

Violets aren't really blue

My cocks not ten inches

Will that do. ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely idea! I'll have a ponder!

Oh - just realised I didn't get one last year!

Me either

I suggest we be each other's back ups "

Excellent plan!

Don't be too amazed if you get an uninspired but grammatically perfect poem from a secret admirer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely idea! I'll have a ponder!

Oh - just realised I didn't get one last year!

Me either

I suggest we be each other's back ups

Excellent plan!

Don't be too amazed if you get an uninspired but grammatically perfect poem from a secret admirer! "

Works for me

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Deep are my thoughts as I quest for your love

Wide are my eyes as I gaze upon your beauty

Sound is my heart as it beats to your tune

For just this moment in time can I not dream and see love eternal within my grasp .....

I got you chocolate btw

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Last year's. Just to remind me I must do better this time round.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/357889

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I can't think of a woman on here I know well enough to send a Valentine to, so I'll have to stick with my traditional Valentine's Day activity of throwing rocks at happy people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly I can't think of a woman on here I know well enough to send a Valentine to, so I'll have to stick with my traditional Valentine's Day activity of throwing rocks at happy people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last year's. Just to remind me I must do better this time round.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/357889"

Brilliant, thanks for that. Some good inspiration there

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos


"Sadly I can't think of a woman on here I know well enough to send a Valentine to, so I'll have to stick with my traditional Valentine's Day activity of throwing rocks at happy people.

"

A www so sad I'm sure you'll find one by the 14 th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot about this. I got one last year.

Might try doing one this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly I can't think of a woman on here I know well enough to send a Valentine to, so I'll have to stick with my traditional Valentine's Day activity of throwing rocks at happy people."

It's an alternative

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sounds fun, best hit the card shops for some inspiration

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah DG, you ole romantic

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I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a go at this in the past but they were pretty shit. Being poetic is not a strength, just comes out as bollocks

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've had a go at this in the past but they were pretty shit. Being poetic is not a strength, just comes out as bollocks "

Well you have a couple of weeks to perfect it!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

OP this is such an awesome idea!!

Question: do we have to pick only one Valentine, or can we send multiple? Don't want to inundate you with more stuff than you'll already have!

xxx

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"OP this is such an awesome idea!!

Question: do we have to pick only one Valentine, or can we send multiple? Don't want to inundate you with more stuff than you'll already have!

xxx"

You can send as many as you like... I don't think we're exclusive here are we?!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

In box cleared

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"In box cleared "

Pssst... they get sent to me and I post them in a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a go at this in the past but they were pretty shit. Being poetic is not a strength, just comes out as bollocks

Well you have a couple of weeks to perfect it! "

I'll practise on you.

Oh, Dirty Girl with the handlebar muzzy,

Your smiling face makes my mind go fuzzy.

Perhaps it's the nipple hiding under your hat

Making me write shit poems, like a lovesick Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Bacon is red

Poems are hard

Bacon

3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit I'm not stepping on anyone's toes am I?

Does someone do this already? "

Think BlondeCaz did it last year if I remember rightly but she is conspicuous by her absence this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean to brag or anything but mine is sorted already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

"

I had some lovely poems last year

Such a lovely idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be for friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Bacon is red

Poems are hard

Bacon

3 "

Makes me laugh every time.

I got one last year and its led to a proper friendship type thing so ill give it a whirl again

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"In box cleared

Pssst... they get sent to me and I post them in a thread. "

Really?!?!?! Buggger shows you how many I got last year lol

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can it be for friends? "

It can be for whomever you like!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've had a go at this in the past but they were pretty shit. Being poetic is not a strength, just comes out as bollocks

Well you have a couple of weeks to perfect it!

I'll practise on you.

Oh, Dirty Girl with the handlebar muzzy,

Your smiling face makes my mind go fuzzy.

Perhaps it's the nipple hiding under your hat

Making me write shit poems, like a lovesick Twat.

"

Fabulous! I think you were fibbing earlier!!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't mean to brag or anything but mine is sorted already. "

Don't mean to piss in your chips but I've already been sent three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading everyone's efforts even if I'm not involved. Some of you are quite clever with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mean to brag or anything but mine is sorted already.

Don't mean to piss in your chips but I've already been sent three! "

Pfft, that's just a bit desperate.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The people I'd want to send them to don't use the fora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like reading everyone's efforts even if I'm not involved. Some of you are quite clever with words "

Oh there's a lady we all know

Goes under the name of Scarlet

Her photos cause Fab's cocks to grow

She can be such a naughty harlot

But to our dismay,

she'll only play.

With black bi guys from

Wiltshire and Dorset

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Here's an ode to ye old witch doc

Who likes to suck the occasional cock

He also likes to lick a pussy

No matter who's as he is not fussy

He is a gent of simple pleasures

Every score he greatly treasures

Ps. I got you chocolate too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's an ode to ye old witch doc

Who likes to suck the occasional cock

He also likes to lick a pussy

No matter who's as he is not fussy

He is a gent of simple pleasures

Every score he greatly treasures

Ps. I got you chocolate too

"

Thank you. My first ever

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Thank you, I'm in. Now just got to write my list of victims and start writing poetry xx

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I know who I'm sending mine too. Wonder how many I will receive

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My poetry skills are shockingly bad

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I fuck her low,

I fuck her high,

I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,

And when she's dead and long forgotten,

I will dig her up, and fuck her rotten

.

Sorry, it made me laugh. It's a great idea.

"

That's so romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

"

Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if I can find someone send a valentines day ditty to in the next 15 days.

Actually I think narrowing it down to one will be the challenge.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

What a lovely idea. Better find my Inner poet......or Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like reading everyone's efforts even if I'm not involved. Some of you are quite clever with words

Oh there's a lady we all know

Goes under the name of Scarlet

Her photos cause Fab's cocks to grow

She can be such a naughty harlot

But to our dismay,

she'll only play.

With black bi guys from

Wiltshire and Dorset"

Aww I've only just noticed this....thank you!!

I'm touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

"
roses are red violets are blue

,I've had two pints and need the loo

,oh damn it didn't make it the liquid is now in my shoe,

its ok though I know what to do ,

I'll get into bed with that harlot you know who ,

hope her sense of smells not groovy ,when she puts her head under the duvet,she's giving me head in dads bed,

so at least from her nothing will be said ,its valentines soon a day for love,

some guys definitely need a shove ,

in the right direction I hear you say ,

but us guys are romantic at least for one day ,

so this year I plump for a beauty ,

she's a little forum cutie ,

she has some nips and sexy lips ,

and very very sexy hips ,

I hope one day to get a date but let me wish its not too late ,

for many men are after her and with them I concur ,

she's everything a man could wish for ,let's hope she's knocking at my door

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Your not so dirty

Your really cute

I wish I had a parachute

I'd drop on you for just a kiss

Being so sure I would not miss

I'd bring you flowers from the gardens of Babylon

And Perfume that would give me a hard on

I'd shower you with precious stones

iPads and even iPhones

So many things I'd like to say

But alas it is only for one day

I hope you like this ode of mine

Will you be my valentine

Anyone guess who that's for

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No idea!

They're rolling in now though... seems I'm not the only romantic!

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos


"No idea!

They're rolling in now though... seems I'm not the only romantic! "

im practicing for the big one xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Will someone send me an alert if i get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have to advise the OP who mine was for

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh I have to advise the OP who mine was for "

You're meant to send me the poem numpty chops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this was fun last year....I received some lovely ones. Will have a think and see if I can send any

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I remember this from last time. Makes you feel all warm and gooey. Thinking cap firmly on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undecided if I want to send a nice one or naughty ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna start writing my own then so it doesnt look like im a loner..

cute n sassy u give amazing head

i wish that ever night youd be in my bed

my lust for you is more than i have for 'the hoobs'

and its down to the fact youve massive boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting my thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a little chuckle to myself while thinking of some. I will send some to be passes on, in a humorous manner. hopefully brighten someone's day. When do we send them Dirty?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whenever you like... my inbox is open.

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By *exybum_30Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they?

If I do this, could you post mine on a bacon scented thread please? It is said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who can resist the smell of cooking bacon?"

I like the smell of bacon.

Don't eat it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking cap on

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ten days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc is writing a poem

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Marc is writing a poem

-Courtney "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marc is writing a poem

-Courtney

"

I know. That's what I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a lovely idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sunflowers are orange

and grass is green

you have the best arse

I've ever seen

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"sunflowers are orange

and grass is green

you have the best arse

I've ever seen "

Awww!! For moi?!

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I brought you a shovel

And now I'm going to bury you x

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Romance man... no-one is ever falling for that shit. Save that for the second date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another...

Anyone can pinch this, if they want...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Awwww someone write me one so I feel special

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww someone write me one so I feel special "

As you wish;

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like to put

My penis in you.

Hope you feel special now.

Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for one

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm still waiting for one "

Um... you know that they won't be posted until Valentine's Day right?

Get writing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for one "

I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

a romantic poem for cheeky chops

a woman on fab who is the tops

She's always cheerful and happy and hot

She starts threads that bring us together a lot

The date thread comes to mind

For swingers to message and a date to find

She works real hard and does long hours

But quite likes to have sex in showers

The guys she likes need a shove

Coz cheeky chops needs some love

So in the spirit of Valentine's day

Let's not offer her a roll in the hay

Take her out and wine and dine her

Make her feel she wants to purr

Give her flowers and choccies too

A date to remember hehe woohoo

......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shall I compare thee

To a summer's day

Fucking hot

But far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for one

I'll give you one. "
oh pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I compare thee

To a summer's day

Fucking hot

But far away

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Bacon is red

Poems are hard

Bacon

Stolen from a bacon poetry site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

.....but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help i need somebody

But not just anybody

Help me if you can I'm feeling sad

But I do appreciate you being bad

Help me get a woman into bed

It's easier when she gives me head

Help I need somebody

Not just anybody

A sexy body

Someone off my hotlist would be great

Let's hope when she arrives she had cake

Help her get her sexy body round

And I will appreciate her being sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help i need somebody

But not just anybody

Help me if you can I'm feeling sad

But I do appreciate you being bad

Help me get a woman into bed

It's easier when she gives me head

Help I need somebody

Not just anybody

A sexy body

Someone off my hotlist would be great

Let's hope when she arrives she had cake

Help her get her sexy body round

And I will appreciate her being sound

"

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Trademark are you getting the point of this thread yet?!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Consider this an apology in advance for anyone who gets one from me. And for DirtyGirl who has to sort through them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Trademark are you getting the point of this thread yet?! "
I know the point yes but I give mine directly to the person you may have noticed I'm not shy xx

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not being shy is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not being shy is good! "
why are you shy? You stay hidden under that top hat and I suspect you are a mod

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Not being shy is good! why are you shy? You stay hidden under that top hat and I suspect you are a mod "

I'm not shy.

I like my top hat and the mod thing isn't a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not being shy is good! why are you shy? You stay hidden under that top hat and I suspect you are a mod

I'm not shy.

I like my top hat and the mod thing isn't a secret. "
why did you say you wernt a mod to me when I asked the other day ?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Not being shy is good! why are you shy? You stay hidden under that top hat and I suspect you are a mod

I'm not shy.

I like my top hat and the mod thing isn't a secret. why did you say you wernt a mod to me when I asked the other day ?"

Um... I didn't. That wasn't the question you asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not being shy is good! why are you shy? You stay hidden under that top hat and I suspect you are a mod

I'm not shy.

I like my top hat and the mod thing isn't a secret. why did you say you wernt a mod to me when I asked the other day ?

Um... I didn't. That wasn't the question you asked. "
I asked if you were a mod I distinctly remember you saying you wernt

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"I'm still waiting for one "

Roses are red and honey is sweet

Hey sexy girl, up for a cheeky meet?

It seems that you have a bit of class

And I cannot stop staring at your arse

And you look so great in lingerie

I'm sure you have all the boys wanting to play

Would have done this sooner had I been bolder

What a shame you prefer your men to be Older

Happy now??

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Roses are red

They're surely not green

Environment'ly, Valentine...

...Day's frankly obscene

From Kenya, Holland or Jersey

Our roses are flown

While 10 litres of water

Each needs to be grown

But don't think that choc'late..

...Gifts have no flaw

Obesity and Diabetes

Cost us much more

So instead this Feb

As what counts is the thought

Don't fall for the hype

It's not what you've bought

A poem via DG,

Or a handmade card

Or a gift you have made

That comes from the heart...

...Shows more that you care

To the one that does melt...

...Your heart with desire

(Plus it saves you some gelt)

Mr ddc

Ps. Can someone please tell Mrs ddc that wedding certificates trump Valentine's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a think and try to come up with something.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just to encourage you all... I have a huge pile already!

I'm not the only romantic!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"*wailing*

Brighton Steve,

Why don't you leave,

The seat up when you piss?

It's always down

Like a sad clown

So when I go, I miss "

Great idea Steve.

I'm going to write me one too - three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea op

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Just to encourage you all... I have a huge pile already!

I'm not the only romantic!

"

Would the following hit the right tone?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Gie us a blowie

Then make me a brew.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just to encourage you all... I have a huge pile already!

I'm not the only romantic!

Would the following hit the right tone?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Gie us a blowie

Then make me a brew.

"

Perfect! I think Ruggers would be delighted you're such a romantic!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Perfect! I think Ruggers would be delighted you're such a romantic! "

(Shhhh, it's meant to be a secret )

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Perfect! I think Ruggers would be delighted you're such a romantic!

(Shhhh, it's meant to be a secret )

"

It's only a secret if you send them!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Perfect! I think Ruggers would be delighted you're such a romantic!

(Shhhh, it's meant to be a secret )

It's only a secret if you send them! "

Oi!

Is someone muscling in on my territory??!!

Shove off, it's the best I can expect.

Mrs DDC

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Perfect! I think Ruggers would be delighted you're such a romantic!

(Shhhh, it's meant to be a secret )

It's only a secret if you send them!

Oi!

Is someone muscling in on my territory??!!

Shove off, it's the best I can expect.

Mrs DDC

"

Oh I'm sure you could do better?!

*runs*

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Oh I'm sure you could do better?!

*runs*"

(Fortunately the chain attached to the kitchen sink limits her chances )

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Oh I'm sure you could do better?!

*runs*

(Fortunately the chain attached to the kitchen sink limits her chances )

"

Ooooooo!

Is that what I'm getting for V Day this year....... Kinky!

Mrs DDC

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Crap, I need to be creative to get a shag now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap, I need to be creative to get a shag now? "

Welcome to my world...... My prit stick has gone all hard thru lack of use

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Crap, I need to be creative to get a shag now?

Welcome to my world...... My prit stick has gone all hard thru lack of use "

I'll bring glitter ad sequins to the Sheffield social and you can make your own card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap, I need to be creative to get a shag now?

Welcome to my world...... My prit stick has gone all hard thru lack of use

I'll bring glitter ad sequins to the Sheffield social and you can make your own card. "

Creative corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are blue

Violets are red

Rhyming is tricky

Show us your knob

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Roses are blue

Violets are red

Rhyming is tricky

Show us your knob "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sharing the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sharing the

"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm writing mine now

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"Sadly I can't think of a woman on here I know well enough to send a Valentine to, so I'll have to stick with my traditional Valentine's Day activity of throwing rocks at happy people."

Then maybe you should get to know them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just point out that I would love to get a Valentine's poem - even if you've sent one to a dozen other people and I'm your 13th fave forumite! I'm not proud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just point out that I would love to get a Valentine's poem - even if you've sent one to a dozen other people and I'm your 13th fave forumite! I'm not proud! "

I'll share my received poems with you

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oops, now we've gorn n filled it up with waffle, sorry DG, I'll have to remember to work my magic later in the week to bump it back up again for you.

(Some of you mods still don't have the secret formula...)

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some of us might!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Well it seems to me that some of you need a little help with cupid's arrow so here's the deal...

• Write a poem or a love letter or some sweet nothings or a simple fancy a fuck message.

• Send it to me in a private message with the name of the person it's for and I'll post it in a beautiful rose scented thread on Valentine's Day.

• Then it's up to you to woo the person you'd like to get up close and personal with or for them to guess who sent the message.

Everyone likes a little bit of romantic nonsense don't they? "

Bump!

(and grind)

{snigger}

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