FabSwingers.com forum: The common misconception

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It appears the world is full of misconception. This is true on Fab also. For example :

A slighter older lady must be desperate for younger men.

All fireman look like calendar pinups.

Uniform=instant sex

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Being online late at night = gagging for a meet with someone you've never even spoken to before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All single men are bastards

Single man who can't accomodate = cheating scum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being online late at night = gagging for a meet with someone you've never even spoken to before!

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But I logged on horny. ...why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a common misconception that you lose more heat from your head than other body parts, this isn't true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90 yr olds do not have sex.

My fellow bus traveller this morning told me is medication is affecting his knees,shoulders,erections and sperm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Larger ladies being desperate, and up for anything.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Forum ladies can issue some sort of Fatwa to people and they will never ever get a shag on Fabswingers..... Never ever ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't that just make you want to say, hi yes it's midnight but I'd love to meet up with a mass murderer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It appears the world is full of misconception. This is true on Fab also. For example :

A slighter older lady must be desperate for younger men.

All fireman look like calendar pinups.

Uniform=instant sex

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

Some slighter older women arent just as slight as they think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

Men who enjoy watching their wife have sex must be Bi.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Forum ladies can issue some sort of Fatwa to people and they will never ever get a shag on Fabswingers..... Never ever ever again "

a death sentence? Surely not

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Swingers are liberated thinking people.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Forum ladies can issue some sort of Fatwa to people and they will never ever get a shag on Fabswingers..... Never ever ever again

a death sentence? Surely not "

Some sort... As in a ruling

But if you want to take it to an extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet smokers. Because smokers must smell have yellow teeth stained finger nails and a damaged erection.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Won't meet smokers. Because smokers must smell have yellow teeth stained finger nails and a damaged erection. "

Tis true. I look like Marge Simpson and haven't had an erection in ages!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

" It appears the world is full of misconception. This is true on Fab also. For example :

A slighter older lady must be desperate for younger men.

All fireman look like calendar pinups.

Uniform=instant sex

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

Some slighter older women arent just as slight as they think

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Swingers are liberated thinking people....."

And

again.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

" It appears the world is full of misconception. This is true on Fab also. For example :

A slighter older lady must be desperate for younger men.

All fireman look like calendar pinups.

Uniform=instant sex

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

That genuine single females rarely exist on here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can slap your arse, so I must be a Dom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People without face pics on profile have something to hide.

Men will meet anyone

Large people are desperate

If you ain't got a verification your a time waster and lots more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That being verified means you can't be a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant MSG = instant sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a big cock therefore I must be a bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black guys have biggest cocks

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Every one looooves receiving oral sex.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Professionals look their nose down on the unfortunates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are desperate for a shag because they are on fab.

Jeez there is so many

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There are no Judgey McJudgersons here!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like cock, I like every cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok to lie on your profile because everybody does it....and anyway if you're only lying to protect the emotional stability of your relationships with family, friends an work colleagues it almost like your providing a public kindness.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love cock pics

Women will definitely meet with fancy a shag message(not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples are never pushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no Judgey McJudgersons here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no actually means no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tall women must be dommes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Online means I'm always online...come on that's obvious

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Swingers are liberated thinking people....."

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Sydney university has a whole college scrolling through the profiles daily to see what we are up to so they can publish it

unless we ask them not too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tall women must be dommes

Or that petite women must be sub

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

All single men are polite and non predatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody classing themselves as a sub loves being talked to like shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university has a whole college scrolling through the profiles daily to see what we are up to so they can publish it

unless we ask them not too"

Oh yeah

what the hell is it with Sydney university

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That us men are pic collectors

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Having an opinion that other people share = being a clique

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having an opinion that other people share = being a clique

Also if not everyone agrees or responds to your forum post you're being ignored by a clique

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Having an opinion that other people share = being a clique

Also if not everyone agrees or responds to your forum post you're being ignored by a clique "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't meet smokers. Because smokers must smell have yellow teeth stained finger nails and a damaged erection. "

Not the reason at all. Female personally hates the smell of smoke. And WILL NOT kiss a smoker. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking, straight males who don't have veris are fakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get jumped on for having a different opinion to the majority/cliques

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There is no clique

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anybody classing themselves as a sub loves being talked to like shit"

Oooooh, pet hate!

That if I have a veri from someone you believe to be less attractive/ have a smaller cock than you, then there can't be any reason I won't meet you.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That older men are shit fucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/01/16 13:22:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no clique "

OMG.

is there then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no clique

OMG.

is there then ? "

Shhh first rule of clique club is don't talk about clique club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who list themselves as 'professional' are actually that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a one line profile with no pics -

Ok "let the fun begin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers are liberated thinking people....."

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi men will give you AIDS.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Women who like to use strap-ons enjoy it so much that they'll jump at the chance to use one on anyone who asks or says they are interested in trying, just for the love of doing it.

Women love giving bjs so much they'll go out in the early hours of the morning, meet a total stranger in a layby and "empty his balls" for him.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bi men will give you AIDS. "

Wait, this isn't true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't meet smokers. Because smokers must smell have yellow teeth stained finger nails and a damaged erection.

Tis true. I look like Marge Simpson and haven't had an erection in ages! "

Here, have mine.......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bi men will give you AIDS.

Wait, this isn't true?

Oh, and bi men fancy all men and can't control themselves. They will jump any man within reach and cannot be trusted in threesomes or group sex where straight men are present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all the people listed on the site as straight are in fact, straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a topic concerning immigration pops up, the mail is a reputable and trustworthy source

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm turned on taking a pic of my todger so everyone's going to be all over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you post in the forums that you love bbw you will be inundated with offers of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all straight guys really are straight

That because you've see it on a porn film that that's the way everyone likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That possession of a pair of trainers makes your body type "athletic"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that apologising in a thread will stop the pack from keeping on posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That The 11,000th version of kiss, fuck, avoid was a much needed post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that apologising in a thread will stop the pack from keeping on posting "

oh that's a good one....once the pack smells blood you're history. Tough luck if your post was misconstrued! !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

That I'm a self obsessed narcissist.

I did used to be but now I'm perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That The 11,000th version of kiss, fuck, avoid was a much needed post."
Now in fairness they are a good backup plan for no interesting posts. Though as a guy I get fed up typing avoid to the 100 other guys posting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm a self obsessed narcissist.

I did used to be but now I'm perfect.

Avoid..no wait kiss no wait mmmm I'm straight so no avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum ladies can issue some sort of Fatwa to people and they will never ever get a shag on Fabswingers..... Never ever ever again "

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

All women want to be made to squirt.

If a woman's squirting then she must be having the greatest orgasm imaginable.

Classing yourself as a swinger automatically makes you a better, more interesting shagger than non-swingers.

Being a swinger makes you a sex expert.

All cock pics are the work of the devil.

That there's anything wrong with sticking corn on the cob up your jacksy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a self obsessed narcissist.

I did used to be but now I'm perfect.

No, Mark (your friend who is a Ninja) is perfect.

You haven't attained perfection yet, although your bum and lips have

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That I'm a self obsessed narcissist.

I did used to be but now I'm perfect.

No, Mark (your friend who is a Ninja) is perfect.

You haven't attained perfection yet, although your bum and lips have

I'll take that

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

Being on FAB = instantly get laid.

The misconception that you don't need to be a gentleman and that FAB is so much different then meeting a new person on another dating site or in the real world.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Women love giving bjs so much they'll go out in the early hours of the morning, meet a total stranger in a layby and "empty his balls" for him."

So much this!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Being online means you don't need to have any manners or be polite. Because no one has feelings.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

When discussing meeting up, women love to be asked if they have a female friend they can bring. Because they go everywhere in twos.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When discussing meeting up, women love to be asked if they have a female friend they can bring. Because they go everywhere in twos. "

Except when we go to the toilet, where the minimum number in a group is 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt is not urine...

*Runs and hides*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squirt is not urine...

*Runs and hides*"

this could get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many women join to have sex when hubby work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we're thick and won't be able to tell if someone hasn't read our profile! X

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

It's alway the female of the couple reading the messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't meet Bi men you are homophobic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you don't have a green tick you're not worth knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not funny....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Age is just a number "

Ha too right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim men & women arnt intrested in bigger men or women. X

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this is NHS24

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this is NHS24

OK that's bugging me

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is better than sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is NHS24

OK that's bugging me

????"

Medical advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That semen comes from your balls.

That body hair (choose any you like/dislike) means you smell.

That some people don't need deodourant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we're constantly waiting for you to arrive in town on business so we can meet you so have no plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That instant coffee is coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled out at the last second.

That was a misconception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 'straight' men like sucking cock

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I can slap your arse, so I must be a Dom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people will ignore threads that don't apply to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if I fab your pic I'm gagging to meet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whatever the thread topic, it's always appropriate to suck up to someone, as it will endear you to them and likely get an easy shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It appears the world is full of misconception. This is true on Fab also. For example :

A slighter older lady must be desperate for younger men.

All fireman look like calendar pinups.

Uniform=instant sex

So what other misconcenceptions are you aware of?

"
all black guys have big cocks , all women are nymphomaniacs, all guys think with their dicks

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