FabSwingers.com forum: Rant away!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it's Thursday, here's your chance to rant

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

"As it's Thursday, here's your chance to rant

Why not. Everyone else has been this week.......

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No rants here, I'm full of the joys of this bright and bracing day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No rants here, love my little world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HMRC.

Oxygen thieves delivering the worst 'customer' service, make Ryanair look good. Just answer the fucking phone for once. You've fucked up my records so badly I can't use your poxy online service, I need to speak to an actual person.

Fuck Google, Starbucks, boots et al, I will forgive you all that if you just answer the bloody phone. You can hear it bleeping on your console, put down your cretinous soduko and overpriced coffee and just pick the fucking phone up.

And, relax.......

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've had a new sofa delivered this morning except it's the wrong sofa. Well it's the right sofa in the wrong colour but I much prefer the new colour. I was an eejit though and went out and brought accessories to match the original colour. I'm annoyed that they have delivered the wrong sofa and taunted me with a more preferable colour.

Bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids and parents that walk into road without looking .teach them some road sense it ain't difficult .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy wanting to have an mmf with the Mrs and me, isn't confirming, but keeps coming online and ignoring my message, probably waiting to see if he gets a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a new sofa delivered this morning except it's the wrong sofa. Well it's the right sofa in the wrong colour but I much prefer the new colour. I was an eejit though and went out and brought accessories to match the original colour. I'm annoyed that they have delivered the wrong sofa and taunted me with a more preferable colour.

Bastards! "
i have nothing to rant about so will help u those damn bastards X

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I haven't ranted on here for years

it's a great place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed to rant. I have nothing rant worthy anyway. I'll just bimble along as normal if that's ok?

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By *verReadyGirthMan
over a year ago

city centre

"Guy wanting to have an mmf with the Mrs and me, isn't confirming, but keeps coming online and ignoring my message, probably waiting to see if he gets a better offer

Sack it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney "

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about..all happy in my little bubble that's life plus a great weekend to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not much of a rant but I have a cold and I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself

that's all I can manage...sorry its a bit feeble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum's that turn up at the school gates whilst wearing their nightwear. Probably haven't even showered and will stew in those pj's all day, probably all night again too. Gross. Takes less then 5 minutes to pull on a pair of leggings and a top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem.."

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranting about waking with a horrible persistent cough. Bleugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

Bit tricky as shattered from very little sleep and prone to nosebleeds that have lasted up to 25 mins. Having to rinse out my nose with warm salt water 4 times a day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's good to be alive, so won't find us ranting! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

Are you going anywhere nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking bing bunny, you whinny little cunt, i'm fucking sick of you bitching you ungreatful, self important, smug little cunt, i fucking swear if i got my hands on you it'll be rabbit stew for dinner.

cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah I'm not in a ranty mood ,pretty chilled n happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

Bit tricky as shattered from very little sleep and prone to nosebleeds that have lasted up to 25 mins. Having to rinse out my nose with warm salt water 4 times a day too

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oh not nice X hope your nose gets better quickly X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking bing bunny, you whinny little cunt, i'm fucking sick of you bitching you ungreatful, self important, smug little cunt, i fucking swear if i got my hands on you it'll be rabbit stew for dinner.

cunt."

Do you feel better now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little rant. Why the fuck do supermarkets sell products for Christmas and Easter so damn early?

The supermarkets always say its to help customers beat the rush by giving them more time to get what they need for Christmas or Easter and all that crap but I'm sure many of us know that it's all about the money. It's gonna get to the point where people are gonna be sick of seeing it all in the shops or maybe it already has. Whats next? Halloween costumes in the middle of Summer?

I will admit that I love Easter and I love Christmas but seriously, the supermarkets need to cut the crap and sell the products at more appropriate times

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cunt.

Do you feel better now?

Somewhat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How serious the forums are at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy wanting to have an mmf with the Mrs and me, isn't confirming, but keeps coming online and ignoring my message, probably waiting to see if he gets a better offer

Or just fake,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

Are you going anywhere nice?

I wouldn't call the south "nice"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

MY RANT:

No one and I do literally mean NO ONE!!!! is messaging or winking me!

Rant over - and relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in an awesome mood. I have the day off tomorrow so today is actually Friday in my head. It's wonderful to have a Friday on a Thursday and to have two Saturdays to look forward too!

Can that count as a happy rant?

-Courtney

Thats awesome

I have been signed off for a week so being bored out of my tiny mind splitting my time between 80s cartoons, food and general mayhem..

We're going on a trip. You should do something fun with your time off

Are you going anywhere nice?

I wouldn't call the south "nice"

Bloody cheek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MY RANT:

No one and I do literally mean NO ONE!!!! is messaging or winking me!

Rant over - and relax

Rant no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastards! "

We had that last week !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to have a rant. Kept typing out lots of things then deleting. (Mainly as I didn't want a ban)

But I've decided ,no , I'm not going to let any silly tarts wind me up. They don't interfere with my life so jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate parking fines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to have a rant. Kept typing out lots of things then deleting. (Mainly as I didn't want a ban)

But I've decided ,no , I'm not going to let any silly tarts wind me up. They don't interfere with my life so jog on

Who you calling a tart

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

"I was going to have a rant. Kept typing out lots of things then deleting. (Mainly as I didn't want a ban)

But I've decided ,no , I'm not going to let any silly tarts wind me up. They don't interfere with my life so jog on

Who you calling a tart

Which tart are you calling silly?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I was going to have a rant. Kept typing out lots of things then deleting. (Mainly as I didn't want a ban)

But I've decided ,no , I'm not going to let any silly tarts wind me up. They don't interfere with my life so jog on

Who you calling a tart

Which tart are you calling silly?"

A jam and tuna fish tart - now that is silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to have a rant. Kept typing out lots of things then deleting. (Mainly as I didn't want a ban)

But I've decided ,no , I'm not going to let any silly tarts wind me up. They don't interfere with my life so jog on

Who you calling a tart

Which tart are you calling silly?"

No names allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell what I want to rant about.

Rant threads that get closed down!!!!!!!

I'd also like to rant about the selfish bastards who filled my morning with trivia, prohibiting me from opening rant day on time.

I'd like to thank the op for taking the baton. Official rant day 2IC status confirmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always rain on me??? Was it because I lied when I was seventeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to rant on here. I'm going to write a strongly worded letter.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm actually feeling pretty good today so I'm struggling to get up the anger for a decent rant...

However...one thing that's really struck me these last few days is how some people are such miserable fuckers. The sort of people you'd ideally want to avoid like the plague. This is particularly noticeable on Fab but it's also seen in everyday life plenty. It looks like you can now get humour bypasses for free on the NHS. Ffs chill out! You can laugh at something that's not seen as politically correct or right on! It doesn't make you a bad person. You don't have to take great offence just because someone doesn't share your opinion on something. You can't open up your mind to every conceivable point of _iew. You just can't. The term "chill out" has been going through my mind way too much these last few days. Some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it's Thursday, here's your chance to rant

I'm happy In my own little bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually feeling pretty good today so I'm struggling to get up the anger for a decent rant...

So true, that's why I'm not giving a monkeys anymore. never going to meet these people.(if I ever do ,there's always the wet kipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did see a thread moaning about people moaning.

Some people eh? Pfffffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres one dude on the forums - anonymous because naming and shaming is a dick move - who really boils my potatoes...

He's just a snide, elitist, xenophobic nob and he's never nice to anyone.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there ever be any women from penge that will join fab? Dont think so lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres one dude on the forums - anonymous because naming and shaming is a dick move - who really boils my potatoes...

He's just a snide, elitist, xenophobic nob and he's never nice to anyone.

Rant over. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there ever be any women from penge that will join fab? Dont think so lol

We all feel your pain Shag

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

cunt.

Do you feel better now?

Somewhat... "

And i thought I was pissed off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there ever be any women from penge that will join fab? Dont think so lol

We all feel your pain Shag

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Yes ty. I think one day lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing to rant about today so far

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I wasn't aware it was Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I'm feeling blue. So I can't be arsed.

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