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Woman - A chemical Analysis

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg but known to vary from 40 to 200kg.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Surface usually covered with painted film.

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

5. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

1. Highly dangerous, even in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to own more than one (although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other).

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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over a year ago

Affinty to shoes perchance

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Affinty to shoes perchance "

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. "
when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe "

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it. "

Need yer uggs then Femme not flip-flops.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it.

Need yer uggs then Femme not flip-flops. "
bout rightly named them things..UGGly things *shudders*

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it.

Need yer uggs then Femme not flip-flops. bout rightly named them things..UGGly things *shudders* "

dont you start laine,it's flip flops.

it's traditional.the fab swinger,who wins,the flip flop award.always wears the flip flops,on there avatar.

it's a tradition,as old,as the fab swinger awards themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it.

Need yer uggs then Femme not flip-flops. bout rightly named them things..UGGly things *shudders*

dont you start laine,it's flip flops.

it's traditional.the fab swinger,who wins,the flip flop award.always wears the flip flops,on there avatar.

it's a tradition,as old,as the fab swinger awards themselves. "

You can get Ugg flip-flops too!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Affinty to shoes perchance

some of us,are still waiting for,the flip flop avatar. when its a cold day in hades ...maybe

hades forecast for next week.

snow and ice,wrap up warm.

can you believe it.

Need yer uggs then Femme not flip-flops. bout rightly named them things..UGGly things *shudders*

dont you start laine,it's flip flops.

it's traditional.the fab swinger,who wins,the flip flop award.always wears the flip flops,on there avatar.

it's a tradition,as old,as the fab swinger awards themselves.

You can get Ugg flip-flops too!"

lol

is this heaven.ugg flip flops,they sound classy.

get the camera ready,femmes new avatar is on it's way.

classy flip flops femme.mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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