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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "
single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe. "

Just trying to make you smile op

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

He messaged you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Just trying to make you smile op "

You certainly did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys. "

No they really arent cause rhey get blocked by most people pretty quickly. Makes the rest look good if anything x

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "
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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe. "

Ah! Dual standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass "

Ooooh suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys. "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sensing some angst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys. "

Of course they are

Or if you look at it more positively,they are making things easier for the "good guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

He messaged you too "

Thats my line all the guys nick ot but they just cant pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do it to everyone. I wouldn't take it personally. Block them and they will never bother you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear patronising couples who feel the need to lecture all and sundry but mainly men....kindly address those who bother you,not the masses.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your find single guys then why the need to allow them to message you? Block single guys....simple

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

have you tried using your filters...

saves all the ranting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards!"
not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

have you tried using your filters...

saves all the ranting "

Filters are on. We've left single males off as we DO want to speak to them, but only those who've got a brain in their head rather than only in there cock... and there's no filter for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

M or f posting???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit different from the usual look at me threads but good point well executed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards! not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky. "

Im a unicorn im a unicorn

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys.

No they really arent cause rhey get blocked by most people pretty quickly. Makes the rest look good if anything x"

Agreed. Makes the good ones stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

*checks calender.....

Nope, definately not Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They do it to everyone. I wouldn't take it personally. Block them and they will never bother you again."

We'd be blocking 99% if the site if we did that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TL:DR.

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards! not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky. "

It was meant as a joke, but never mind. As others have said, if you don't want to meet ANY men, or people outside a certain age range, you can use message filters to do that. Or you have to block people one by one, like you did to me a while back.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards! not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky. "

You can also set up your filters to block single males...

Then you can keep your blood pressure under control .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

M or f posting???"
both. Surprised?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No."

Ah g'wan g'wan g'wan, I triple dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards! not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky.

It was meant as a joke, but never mind. As others have said, if you don't want to meet ANY men, or people outside a certain age range, you can use message filters to do that. Or you have to block people one by one, like you did to me a while back."

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys. "

Not in my book, I think they're making it easier for you to stand out and shine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should say some, don't think all men would message, typical couple generalisation yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

have you tried using your filters...

saves all the ranting

Filters are on. We've left single males off as we DO want to speak to them, but only those who've got a brain in their head rather than only in there cock... and there's no filter for that! "

then I suggest you put the filter ON and then you can contact THEM...simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck? oh yes time and place? Come on let's get realistic has that ever worked? it's not really respectable is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys.

Not in my book, I think they're making it easier for you to stand out and shine! "
agreed I think the bad guys make the good guys stand out more

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys. "

Quite the opposite - they make the 'good' guys stand out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys.

Not in my book, I think they're making it easier for you to stand out and shine! agreed I think the bad guys make the good guys stand out more "

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

M or f posting??? both. Surprised? "

Of course it is lol

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I just use it as yet another filter on who to bother with and who to ignore. Those get ignored with a C&P of the lovely message they sent popped into the private notes on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

have you tried using your filters...

saves all the ranting

Filters are on. We've left single males off as we DO want to speak to them, but only those who've got a brain in their head rather than only in there cock... and there's no filter for that!

then I suggest you put the filter ON and then you can contact THEM...simples "

IMO if you haven't taken steps to eradicate the problem you don't really have a leg to stand on

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

have you tried using your filters...

saves all the ranting

Filters are on. We've left single males off as we DO want to speak to them, but only those who've got a brain in their head rather than only in there cock... and there's no filter for that!

then I suggest you put the filter ON and then you can contact THEM...simples "

good god no..... that means couples would have to get off their asses and actually have to do their research....

and have no one else to blame if they pick badly.......

after all...... blameless is the best position.... right!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would "

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I know a couple from Alton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

Nah you're not really my type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. Knickers? Twisted? Much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? oh yes time and place? Come on let's get realistic has that ever worked? it's not really respectable is it "

Yes I've had 3 today and I'm exhausted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

Maybe change the opening of your profile then....the part about your find single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

Do many of those kind of men message you? There are lots on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy sending the initial message would just get deleted as your seek out guys yourselves and would then initiate initial contact.

So if you block single guys from messaging you, doesn't the problem go away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? oh yes time and place? Come on let's get realistic has that ever worked? it's not really respectable is it

Yes I've had 3 today and I'm exhausted "
good girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious "

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock. "

It is the m posting then lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Any guy sending the initial message would just get deleted as your seek out guys yourselves and would then initiate initial contact.

So if you block single guys from messaging you, doesn't the problem go away?"

Brain cells, Prof.....brain cells

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

But I know from personal experience that you have blocked at least one genuine, articulate, understanding male who did not send you one of those messages but a polite request to be considered for a meet. Given your contributions on here so far, it looks like he dodged a bullet.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Always good to see the angries loosing control and forum ranting. Coooorrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any guy sending the initial message would just get deleted as your seek out guys yourselves and would then initiate initial contact.

So if you block single guys from messaging you, doesn't the problem go away?"

You would think so...drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

But that's NOT what your profile states at the bottom, is it? It says you find them.

So the ones with brains don't message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here.

But I know from personal experience that you have blocked at least one genuine, articulate, understanding male who did not send you one of those messages but a polite request to be considered for a meet. Given your contributions on here so far, it looks like he dodged a bullet."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Do many of those kind of men message you? There are lots on here"

Actually, amongst the 100s of messages we've had today, a handful of them ARE from seemingly genuine males happy to message back and forth more than a few times, and nine have yet asked to meet or fuck tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock. "

That didn't really answer my question

..

Also your opening line is.... Single male we will find you.... So put filters on and fond them.. Simple... No?

.. Genuinely confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "
yes please ,see it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here.

as I said if you cannot be bothered to actually try searching yourself, there isn't much point in you ranting away in here.....you need to get your priorities right...

stressing over unsuitable males messaging you or browsing in the search menu and finding exactly what you are looking for! #nobrainer "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock.

That didn't really answer my question

..

Also your opening line is.... Single male we will find you.... So put filters on and fond them.. Simple... No?

.. Genuinely confused "

see.... thats too sensible....

take that elsewhere!!!!!!!!

that means no drama and no ways to say "oh lookie at me.... oh... maybe no.... no don't lookie at me..... we will find you... so don't contact us... but contact us!!!!"

drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

I'm always looking to chat first and see if we click. This maybe an adult site, but it's really still like dating. Plus I really enjoy the banter and the "thrill of the hunt".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100's - lucky you

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock.

That didn't really answer my question

..

Also your opening line is.... Single male we will find you.... So put filters on and fond them.. Simple... No?

.. Genuinely confused

see.... thats too sensible....

take that elsewhere!!!!!!!!

that means no drama and no ways to say "oh lookie at me.... oh... maybe no.... no don't lookie at me..... we will find you... so don't contact us... but contact us!!!!"

drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fabio, I do believe this is the first time that you and I are in agreement about something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always looking to chat first and see if we click. This maybe an adult site, but it's really still like dating. Plus I really enjoy the banter and the "thrill of the hunt". "

Good Lord. It's nothing like Dating for me!....nothing would scare me off quicker than someone thinking this is anything like Dating!!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

I do like this thread very much. I love it for a very different reason. In fact, this is the first time I have seen a certain someone stick out their neck and said it like it is. Fuck me!

If you think you can work out who it is, inbox me and I will publish your name on here for getting it right.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't message or reply to profiles with spelling mistakes in them. It's a self filtering mechanism because they do it without any effort on my part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So filters are not just for coffee? Glad to have learned something tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP.. Serious question... If a single female messaged in the same way as these 'select' males... Would you rant the same?

Genuine.. Not being funny.. Just very curious

Most of the single women here are, so fast as we've seen, genuine and happy to message back and forth a few times, then maybe a social or two before even bringing up sex or asking if she liked thick hard cock.

That didn't really answer my question

..

Also your opening line is.... Single male we will find you.... So put filters on and fond them.. Simple... No?

.. Genuinely confused

see.... thats too sensible....

take that elsewhere!!!!!!!!

that means no drama and no ways to say "oh lookie at me.... oh... maybe no.... no don't lookie at me..... we will find you... so don't contact us... but contact us!!!!"

drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I thought I was being simple not understanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always looking to chat first and see if we click. This maybe an adult site, but it's really still like dating. Plus I really enjoy the banter and the "thrill of the hunt". "

it really isn't like dating at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always looking to chat first and see if we click. This maybe an adult site, but it's really still like dating. Plus I really enjoy the banter and the "thrill of the hunt".

Good Lord. It's nothing like Dating for me!....nothing would scare me off quicker than someone thinking this is anything like Dating!! "

Ditto

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't give a fig about dates.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Now back to the actual subject matter.

Fancy a fuck still works. If it didn't, those who use it would have stopped loooooong ago.

How I wish someone would ask me that; if even for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Dear patronising couples who feel the need to lecture all and sundry but mainly men....kindly address those who bother you,not the masses.

Thank you "

And let's face it, the guys sending crap messages don't tend to frequent forum!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"100's - lucky you "

...wish we had 100's of messages... probably should put out a meet for couples or single guys .... just like the OP ..... then I could start a thread ranting about the messages from single guys ..... self inflicted there me thinks xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn't for the single men on here I would leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

Phew , hope you feel better now !

Don't worry all you single guys looking for couples who do like fancy a fuck messages , and nice thick hard cocks - we are here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" Dear patronising couples who feel the need to lecture all and sundry but mainly men....kindly address those who bother you,not the masses.

Thank you

And let's face it, the guys sending crap messages don't tend to frequent forum! "

Have you seen the dude wanting to change his name to jolly green giant?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Now back to the actual subject matter.

Fancy a fuck still works. If it didn't, those who use it would have stopped loooooong ago.

How I wish someone would ask me that; if even for a laugh."

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant.

Phew , hope you feel better now !

Don't worry all you single guys looking for couples who do like fancy a fuck messages , and nice thick hard cocks - we are here "

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Now back to the actual subject matter.

Fancy a fuck still works. If it didn't, those who use it would have stopped loooooong ago.

How I wish someone would ask me that; if even for a laugh.

Fancy a fuck? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here.

But that's NOT what your profile states at the bottom, is it? It says you find them.

So the ones with brains don't message!

"

I wish the site would add mail filters and such like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

Couldn't had said it better myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now back to the actual subject matter.

Fancy a fuck still works. If it didn't, those who use it would have stopped loooooong ago.

How I wish someone would ask me that; if even for a laugh.

Fancy a fuck? "

3sum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we get our fair share of messages saying want a fuck, nice tits (I think they refer to the good lady but you never know... ) however we just delete them. Doesn't take long and certainly not something to get upset over.

We're advertising. That's what a profile is, so expect replies. And you have to accept that some replies will be from people that aren't very erudite. That's life.

I just wonder if people get as upset when someone talks to them in real life who they consider not up to their intellectual standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

Nah you're not really my type..."

Really thats freed up another date in my diary then....NEXT

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I'm always looking to chat first and see if we click. This maybe an adult site, but it's really still like dating. Plus I really enjoy the banter and the "thrill of the hunt".

Good Lord. It's nothing like Dating for me!....nothing would scare me off quicker than someone thinking this is anything like Dating!!

Ditto "

Eh eh! Please don't spoil it for mr smooooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like this thread very much. I love it for a very different reason. In fact, this is the first time I have seen a certain someone stick out their neck and said it like it is. Fuck me!

If you think you can work out who it is, inbox me and I will publish your name on here for getting it right. "

It's me isn't It. I think it's me.. If it's not.. Then it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duly noted

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By *av1970Man
over a year ago

Tattershall


" Dear patronising couples who feel the need to lecture all and sundry but mainly men....kindly address those who bother you,not the masses.

Thank you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

As a single man, I;ve never messaged anyone saying 'can we fuck now' or 'does she like thick hard cock', would read your profile and in all honesty be put off by it and certainly wouldn't wank over your pictures

In short. When you say 'all single males', you are making gross sweeping generalisations

Oh and I'm also not sure what makes you decide other people aren't 'real swingers'

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Erudite! That is posh way of saying posh innit bruv?

Aerodynamic count, I hope?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

The first line of your profile is telling single Men you will find the .

So no genuine articulate single male with brain cells would contact you.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"

But they really like the attention otherwise like the many other couples they would

Or maybe we DO want to hear from GENUINE males who are articulate, understanding and have more than a few brain cells. Blocking all males means that THEY can't message us, otherwise we'd spend eternity sifting through the plethora if 'quick fix fuck' males that seem to be the norm here. "

No it doesn't;

If you block all single males; you can still message them ,

And you can't have your cake and eat it; if you want them to message you, then you have to take the risk of being messaged by men you don't want; or you could stop being idle, and go and find them : after all; your profile says " single males- we will find you"

Or are you too bloody lazy to go and look for what you want ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like attracts like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erudite! That is posh way of saying posh innit bruv?

Aerodynamic count, I hope?! "

Nah, it's one of them houses in Hogwarts from that 'Detergents' film, innit.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Well it must have been a few hours since the last single male slaying thread...

Op use It'as a filter delete block move on, or block all single guys and do the searching yourselves, sending a polite introduction and see if you can engage with the intelligent articulate polite guys you're seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like attracts like. "

Is that the same a masturbating in front of the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant.

Couldn't had said it better myself.... "

Hang on.. .. They want someone with brains, genuine, articulate.... These men read profile... See that profile says TWICE... 'single guys we will find you'.... Then moan that genuine articulate guys don't message......

I am genuinely baffled

Plus if females message in same way as these select males they speak of.. Then that's OK.. They have just basically said...

What is the big gripe with All single males?...they are not all the same.. And if you put filters on and take the time to find what you are looking for.. You will have much more enjoyable time on here

To add.. I can honestly say I find couples worse on here as a bi single female.. Just saying

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Strange, I manage to find good, decent, intelligent men,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like this thread very much. I love it for a very different reason. In fact, this is the first time I have seen a certain someone stick out their neck and said it like it is. Fuck me!

If you think you can work out who it is, inbox me and I will publish your name on here for getting it right.

It's me isn't It. I think it's me.. If it's not.. Then it should be "

I know for a fact it isn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange, I manage to find good, decent, intelligent men, "

Yeah but you dont tell them not to contaxt you do you?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Well to be fair it was a brave attempt at a " look at us" thread.....

Kind of backfired though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant.

Couldn't had said it better myself....

Hang on.. .. They want someone with brains, genuine, articulate.... These men read profile... See that profile says TWICE... 'single guys we will find you'.... Then moan that genuine articulate guys don't message......

I am genuinely baffled

Plus if females message in same way as these select males they speak of.. Then that's OK.. They have just basically said...

What is the big gripe with All single males?...they are not all the same.. And if you put filters on and take the time to find what you are looking for.. You will have much more enjoyable time on here

To add.. I can honestly say I find couples worse on here as a bi single female.. Just saying "

Yep, even if it wasn't pretty clear from thier profile that they're never going to have a play meet as this is all just fantasy, I wouldnt message because it says twice not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? single women don't count....so in answer to the question - maybe.

Ah! Dual standards! not exactly, single females are like hens teeth and rocking horse manure around here - practically none existent. Single blokes on the other hand are more numbersome than shit in a slurry farm! Therefore we CAN be picky. "

Ah ok, so you're desperate and are taking the "any holes a goal" aproach to women.

That's nice.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Methinks 2016 is the year of the single male. Cock power!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erudite! That is posh way of saying posh innit bruv?

Aerodynamic count, I hope?! "

I've been dying to use erudite for weeks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here "

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post."

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmmmm why is this only a single males issue?

I get messages from couples and females who have clearly not bothered to register that I'm only looking for single men.

It's a little irritating but since I haven't changed my profile settings I'm obviously not that bothered.

If it's such a big deal then apply better filters, possibly even filter out all single men and you go looking for them.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Erudite! That is posh way of saying posh innit bruv?

Aerodynamic count, I hope?!

I've been dying to use erudite for weeks!!"

What's Erudite? ???? Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here "

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message. "

Ahhh i see "banter"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I got a 3sum from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile "

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message.

Ahhh i see "banter" "

I dont think you have ever got my humour thx but yes thats banter. Risky banter cause they could of taken it the wrong way. But i usually get away with it. If they hadnt i would of explained

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

We are sick of it too but I just delete them then block. There are some genuine good guys out there but the chancers are generally spoiling it for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are sick of it too but I just delete them then block. There are some genuine good guys out there but the chancers are generally spoiling it for them. "
thanks for the support...

and to all the other replies above - filters are on. Sorry to the genuine single males who ARE out there, we probably won't find you before the end of the year thanks to all the chancers out there, and now you won't be able to message us either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx"

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Prof, let's arrange a huge gangbang and then you can explain ERUDITE once and for all. I suggest one near enough to Swindon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here "

thank you again VaraD, appreciate that some have understood the meaning of our initial post.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"we get our fair share of messages saying want a fuck, nice tits (I think they refer to the good lady but you never know... ) however we just delete them. Doesn't take long and certainly not something to get upset over.

We're advertising. That's what a profile is, so expect replies. And you have to accept that some replies will be from people that aren't very erudite. That's life.

I just wonder if people get as upset when someone talks to them in real life who they consider not up to their intellectual standards."

We got together from a 'nice tits' message because sometimes you have to see beyond them. If you can get your head around that. The message someone sends is not necessarily their person, its their persona. We are still together over a year later ...and t here is a little more to the relationship that has developed than that 'nice tits' message, but I am glad he sent it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prof, let's arrange a huge gangbang and then you can explain ERUDITE once and for all. I suggest one near enough to Swindon. "

Ok, but I'm not going near the Moonrakers Island!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin! "

I agree but we have all done it and we can all understand there rants and there reasons.

Thats why we give advice we can.i dont mean those posts.

I mean the group wolf mentality. I dont mind sticking my neck out and saying it. Its not just this post. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

thank you again VaraD, appreciate that some have understood the meaning of our initial post.

"

No probs, we dont always bite, hang around. rants never end well though

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Question is...

Would most of the single males that send that type of message bother reading the forums..

I think not..

And isn't that why we have message filters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are sick of it too but I just delete them then block. There are some genuine good guys out there but the chancers are generally spoiling it for them. thanks for the support...

and to all the other replies above - filters are on. Sorry to the genuine single males who ARE out there, we probably won't find you before the end of the year thanks to all the chancers out there, and now you won't be able to message us either... "

It's not that hard.. There is an advanced search function.. And a who is near function

All my filters are on and I manage to find people OK.. Hooe to have a better experience now

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Prof, let's arrange a huge gangbang and then you can explain ERUDITE once and for all. I suggest one near enough to Swindon.

Ok, but I'm not going near the Moonrakers Island!"

But we need to rope in tango for two before they sue for racial discrimination. I hear one of them is ginger and the other is from wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked at the pictures, not worth reading the profile im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looked at the pictures, not worth reading the profile im out

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Ah g'wan g'wan g'wan, I triple dare ya "

Did you say that in a Mrs Doyle voice?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Oi Liam, off you go to your room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - Get a grip of yourself !!! and frankly thinking guys are wanking over your photos ...... I've just had a look and see no wank material there whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin!

I agree but we have all done it and we can all understand there rants and there reasons.

Thats why we give advice we can.i dont mean those posts.

I mean the group wolf mentality. I dont mind sticking my neck out and saying it. Its not just this post. Xx"

Not all. A lot of us step completely away from fab if we ever get to the ranting stage because we realise we are being irrational and ranting about something that is within our capabilities to control and really isn't worth getting upset over in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - Get a grip of yourself !!! and frankly thinking guys are wanking over your photos ...... I've just had a look and see no wank material there whatsoever"

that'll be because we've just made everything private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys can't mail you!

And if they could I wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin! "

Two wrongs make a right then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here "

Maybe the others were having 'banter' as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are sick of it too but I just delete them then block. There are some genuine good guys out there but the chancers are generally spoiling it for them. thanks for the support...

and to all the other replies above - filters are on. Sorry to the genuine single males who ARE out there, we probably won't find you before the end of the year thanks to all the chancers out there, and now you won't be able to message us either... "

Finally the penny as dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts "

Do as the forum dictates. Don't have a mind of your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts "

It's easy! If you're ever really REALLY horny and you see a woman on here you'd love to meet.....have a wank. Then get on with your day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP - Get a grip of yourself !!! and frankly thinking guys are wanking over your photos ...... I've just had a look and see no wank material there whatsoever

that'll be because we've just made everything private."

Ah right I see - looks like I've missed out on a decent wank then ... Hmmmmmm

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant. "

I hardly ever message anyone on here unless majority off the time I have had prior conversation with them..

lastly I can read profiles fine and frankly if you have such a big issue with single guys messaging "real swingers" like yourselves then just man up and block them from messaging you entirely instead off whining on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP - Get a grip of yourself !!! and frankly thinking guys are wanking over your photos ...... I've just had a look and see no wank material there whatsoever

that'll be because we've just made everything private.

Ah right I see - looks like I've missed out on a decent wank then ... Hmmmmmm"

Debatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin!

I agree but we have all done it and we can all understand there rants and there reasons.

Thats why we give advice we can.i dont mean those posts.

I mean the group wolf mentality. I dont mind sticking my neck out and saying it. Its not just this post. Xx

Not all. A lot of us step completely away from fab if we ever get to the ranting stage because we realise we are being irrational and ranting about something that is within our capabilities to control and really isn't worth getting upset over in the first place. "

So do i but i dont resort to attacking people in groups when someone who does things differently and has a small outburst. It surprises me how we see this all day everyday we experience it but we dont emphasise.

By all i mean we have all had a rant not necessarilly all posted one to fab.

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk

Didn't realise David blunkett was on here throwing out the wanna fuck chat lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe the others were having 'banter' as well. "

Please meet vara im not so stupid D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts

Do as the forum dictates. Don't have a mind of your own "
..

Do as the forum Demi-Gods dictate....and all shall be well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"READ THE F***ing profile before messaging us.

Honestly, how bloody hard is it to use some common sense and read what we're looking for BEFORE wanking over our pictures we've got publicly available whilst typing one handed asking us to meet you tonight...

Oh and messages along the lines of "can we fuck now" or "does she like thick hard cock" before we've even spoken to you will, unsurprisingly, get you blocked - is NOT sexy, it's NOT going to get you laid, and your simply proving how little experience you have with real swingers.

/rant.

I hardly ever message anyone on here unless majority off the time I have had prior conversation with them..

lastly I can read profiles fine and frankly if you have such a big issue with single guys messaging "real swingers" like yourselves then just man up and block them from messaging you entirely instead off whining on the forums."

I couldn't have said it better myself mate. We area couple and we have dozens of messages week in, week out - 99.99999% of them that are not to out taste, but do we gripe about it on the forums ? in a word, no. Does it even get us remotely hot under the collar ? - no. Why ? because this isn't the be all and end all of life and we have more important things to get flustered about. Some people just have to make a statement don't they ? hahahahaha

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts "

Do message me with a "fancy a fuck message" ..... easy when you know how xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP - Get a grip of yourself !!! and frankly thinking guys are wanking over your photos ...... I've just had a look and see no wank material there whatsoever

that'll be because we've just made everything private.

Ah right I see - looks like I've missed out on a decent wank then ... Hmmmmmm

Debatable"

If the remaining two images are the pick of the crop ... I agree with you

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By *hoenixmanMan
over a year ago

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous...!

Well, look at what I've missed while I've been at sunny Heathrow.....

Right... off to send my nightly batch of 'Fancy a fuck?' intro messages..... concentrating on Hampshire tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts

Do as the forum dictates. Don't have a mind of your own ..

Do as the forum Demi-Gods dictate....and all shall be well "

There are too many and they never agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message.

Ahhh i see "banter"

I dont think you have ever got my humour thx but yes thats banter. Risky banter cause they could of taken it the wrong way. But i usually get away with it. If they hadnt i would of explained "

Well its not really risky banter at all, banal yes, banter no.

In pretty much every thread with an op complaining about "fancy a fuck" messages the first reply is "fancy a fuck".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts

Do message me with a "fancy a fuck message" ..... easy when you know how xxxxx "
....so that's how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Do many of those kind of men message you? There are lots on here

Actually, amongst the 100s of messages we've had today, a handful of them ARE from seemingly genuine males happy to message back and forth more than a few times, and nine have yet asked to meet or fuck tonight. "

So,isn't it worth sifting through the messages you don't like,to find the ones you do? That's what I do,because I can never find anyone when I search myself. I let the mountain come to Mohammed (peace be upon him)

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"

I couldn't have said it better myself mate. We area couple and we have dozens of messages week in, week out - 99.99999% of them that are not to out taste, but do we gripe about it on the forums ? in a word, no. Does it even get us remotely hot under the collar ? - no. Why ? because this isn't the be all and end all of life and we have more important things to get flustered about. Some people just have to make a statement don't they ? hahahahaha"

I know right? I mean I get messages off guys too i'll admit no where near as much as the OP gets but I don't get all angry over it or block people if anything for the most part I just take it with a pinch of salt say no thanks and move on, never used the block function either.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Boo hoo shit happens maybe couples should read my profile before messaging and trying to think I want a meet. I love couples in a social environment but not the pushy types who assume I'll play because I'm a single bi female

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Pinch of salt? Phhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message.

Ahhh i see "banter"

I dont think you have ever got my humour thx but yes thats banter. Risky banter cause they could of taken it the wrong way. But i usually get away with it. If they hadnt i would of explained

Well its not really risky banter at all, banal yes, banter no.

In pretty much every thread with an op complaining about "fancy a fuck" messages the first reply is "fancy a fuck".

"

So no glass house then??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love single guys you make my time on fab enjoyable

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"People acting like that are ruining it for us good guys.

Not in my book, I think they're making it easier for you to stand out and shine! "

This reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By reading this thread youd think no one ever got annoyed at anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get the hang of this site with all its do's and don'ts

Do as the forum dictates. Don't have a mind of your own ..

Do as the forum Demi-Gods dictate....and all shall be well "

Ahem..Goddesses. Apparently we hold all the cards on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

I agree it can be like that.. I say it all the time... . But I'm not having a go.. I am genuinely confused.. If they want the right males to message they née to take those two statements out of profile

Yes i agree they do and its not everyone i just rhink its a shame we scare so many people away from here xx

The thing is Vara, the OP needs to take some responsibility for the tone of their post as well!

If a post is worded well, it's less likely to get people's backs up on here!

A angry ranty post will create ranty responses!

Just sayin!

I agree but we have all done it and we can all understand there rants and there reasons.

Thats why we give advice we can.i dont mean those posts.

I mean the group wolf mentality. I dont mind sticking my neck out and saying it. Its not just this post. Xx

Not all. A lot of us step completely away from fab if we ever get to the ranting stage because we realise we are being irrational and ranting about something that is within our capabilities to control and really isn't worth getting upset over in the first place.

So do i but i dont resort to attacking people in groups when someone who does things differently and has a small outburst. It surprises me how we see this all day everyday we experience it but we dont emphasise.

By all i mean we have all had a rant not necessarilly all posted one to fab."

As you've said. We've all seen it before. I don't know why it surprises you. People are often not very nice on here.

But I'm not sure what some hope to achieve by moaning about something that they can control....

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Boo hoo shit happens maybe couples should read my profile before messaging and trying to think I want a meet. I love couples in a social environment but not the pushy types who assume I'll play because I'm a single bi female "

Look at you saying shit happens. Won't put you down for such words. Tch tch tch

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

We're not all like it. Some of us are actually decent, normal, human beings with more levels than sex and sex. LOL

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I say muggy cunt too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually think some of you have been very unfair to the ops. It was clearly a rant after receiving a lot of annoying messages from idiots. We all know the type. And it isnt unrealistic to not want the filters on.

Advice is great and theres a way to give it as some have. but sometimes its like a pack of wolves in here

Maybe people just get pissed off with an entire gender getting slagged off?

Oh and glasses houses, given your first post.

No glass house at all i was having a banter with them not attacking them.

I think we know the difference between a slip up of one word and the intention behind their whole message.

Ahhh i see "banter"

I dont think you have ever got my humour thx but yes thats banter. Risky banter cause they could of taken it the wrong way. But i usually get away with it. If they hadnt i would of explained "

The trouble with the written word on here ~ one persons idea of banter / jokey reply is another persons idea of rudeness.

Most posts can be taken more than one way.....

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