FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless items of clothing...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For this evening's 'entertainment' I offer you... pointless items of clothing.

My thoughts:

Ties, ok they can look good, but why bother (says he who has to wear them every working day)?

Boxers, what's the difference between these and commando?

Skorts, for goodness sake, wear shorts and be done?

Must be more, any offers?

(No prize for the first to refer to a certain BBC quiz!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chiffon scarves. They get in the way and get caught in doors.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell is a skort?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Fascinators...wtf?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Boxers can be useful.... They do catch the odd drip!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

[Removed by poster at 27/01/16 19:08:01]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What the hell is a skort?"

Shorts that look like a skirt.

Tennis players wear them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most clothes - i never wear a bra -

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell is a skort?

Shorts that look like a skirt.

Tennis players wear them. "

Ooh, then they should definitely be allowed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

Steptoes fingerless gloves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking jacket with a cravat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those awful jeans with the gusset halfway down the thigh...

they make men who wear them look like they have sh*t themselves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"those awful jeans with the gusset halfway down the thigh...

they make men who wear them look like they have sh*t themselves

So true.....so funny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Fascinators...wtf?

Well they fascinate me .....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank tops !!! Wtf are they about ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For this evening's 'entertainment' I offer you... pointless items of clothing.

My thoughts:

Ties, ok they can look good, but why bother (says he who has to wear them every working day)?

Boxers, what's the difference between these and commando?

Skorts, for goodness sake, wear shorts and be done?

Must be more, any offers?

(No prize for the first to refer to a certain BBC quiz!)"

Snow boots - we don't get much snow in Norfolk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip flops just wrong.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeveless jumpers.

Sleeveless coats.

Why?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For this evening's 'entertainment' I offer you... pointless items of clothing.

My thoughts:

Ties, ok they can look good, but why bother (says he who has to wear them every working day)?

Boxers, what's the difference between these and commando?

Skorts, for goodness sake, wear shorts and be done?

Must be more, any offers?

(No prize for the first to refer to a certain BBC quiz!)"
Willy warmers mines always hot and no-one ever sees it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body warmers

Leg warmers

Coats with unused hoods

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Niqab on pretty women but compulsory on ALL others

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Gillett

Totally understand skorts. Looks prettier than shorts and doesn't show your bum.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the Cummerband has to be the most pointless item of male clothing ever......

Unless of course you're aiming to look like an utter buffoon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"those awful jeans with the gusset halfway down the thigh...

they make men who wear them look like they have sh*t themselves

They's for men with big bollocks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flip flops just wrong."
noooooo flip flops on men r sexy mmmmmmmmmm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

speedos

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"speedos

oh and mankinis

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"speedos

"
most def yes to this X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crotch less thongs??? wtf?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't wear a tie .. Or a scarf ..or a bra

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/01/16 20:18:31]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs! !!!!!!!! What are they ??? They must be the most unsexy footwear on the planet ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *MF lover69Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Socks with sandals, so wrong

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely the Cummerband has to be the most pointless item of male clothing ever......

Unless of course you're aiming to look like an utter buffoon

Or need to hold your belly in?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"speedos

most def yes to this X "

Hate speedos never seen any man that looks good in them .I do look though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For this evening's 'entertainment' I offer you... pointless items of clothing.

My thoughts:

Ties, ok they can look good, but why bother (says he who has to wear them every working day)? Ties are essential much softer on the skin when tried to a desk than rope

Boxers, what's the difference between these and commando?

Skorts, for goodness sake, wear shorts and be done?

Must be more, any offers?

(No prize for the first to refer to a certain BBC quiz!)"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Crocs! !!!!!!!! What are they ??? They must be the most unsexy footwear on the planet ..."

Ugh this... don't get them at all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get ties

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

jeans with cuts in them, just silly..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Harem pants.

How to look like you are wearing a nappy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunglasses indoors ..... or worn on top of the head,,,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Socks with toes in, sorry that's just weird

Mrs cmyx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"jeans with cuts in them, just silly.."

Noooo....love them. I'm too old for them, but if I was 20 years younger and 8 stone lighter, I'd be in them all the time.

I also own a pair of socks with toes in! Lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

And I always wear my sunglasses in my head. Lose them otherwise.

Hhhmmmm. I'm very worried about my taste now!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugg boots

Hate the things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugg boots

Hate the things "

Even worse, filthy Ugg boots!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugg boots

Hate the things

Even worse, filthy Ugg boots! "

Or worn and walking on side of boot ,I hate them .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Hold ups, they never hold up for long

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Gillett

Totally understand skorts. Looks prettier than shorts and doesn't show your bum. "

In Autumn I often wear a gullet (hooded bodywarmer) when out doing things, as it keeps my body warm but leaves my arms unencumbered.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs! !!!!!!!! What are they ??? They must be the most unsexy footwear on the planet ..."

haha i have fond memories of chats with femme fatale over crocs - i have a pair i use as back door shoes - out to the bin and washing line only type of thing -

i do love my flip flops though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugg boots

Hate the things

Even worse, filthy Ugg boots!

Or worn and walking on side of boot ,I hate them ."

Especially the cheap imitation ones or the ones off markets stalls, cheap shoe shops or primarni

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread