FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck my twinkle...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A friend of mine doesn't like the word pussy with reference to the female genitalia, but doesn't have an alternative word that she likes, certainly not one that can be used in the throes of passion. So dear fabsters what would be a good alternative?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine was always fairy but now the youngest calls them vagina & penis it feels a bit stupid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was always fairy but now the youngest calls them vagina & penis it feels a bit stupid! "

Fuck my fairy... Sounds like I'm going to smash tinkerbells back doors in!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mine was always fairy but now the youngest calls them vagina & penis it feels a bit stupid!

Fuck my fairy... Sounds like I'm going to smash tinkerbells back doors in!!"

So, I can get rid of fairy wings now then?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cock pocket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was always fairy but now the youngest calls them vagina & penis it feels a bit stupid!

Fuck my fairy... Sounds like I'm going to smash tinkerbells back doors in!!

So, I can get rid of fairy wings now then? "

No, what will I wear when I'm on gbf duty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof?

Vag?

Snatch (hate that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much."

How about "come lick my goo chute?"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a Geordie friend who refers to it as her tuppence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much."

Easily turned off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much.

How about "come lick my goo chute?"

Bwahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Geordie friend who refers to it as her tuppence.

We use tuppence and todge with the kids haha

I just say fanantut

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny, standard! I'm not that much of a chatterbox during sex so wouldn't say "fuck my fanny" during a session. If I'm talking about it I'll call it a fanny or cunt!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ladyparts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much.

How about "come lick my goo chute?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much.

How about "come lick my goo chute?"

Yeesh! No thanks.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much.

How about "come lick my goo chute?"

Pmsl......that is so funny .... have you just made it up..... hilarious, well done xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate cute names for a pussy/cunt.

if a woman said "come and lick my foo/cookie/whatever" it'd turn me off so much."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so far I think the clear winner is goo chute (vomit)

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Minge

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Cock pocket!

Please no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock pocket!

Please no

A guy that I work with uses the term ham pocket

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Growler?

Or using rhyming slang, a James Blunt?

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

Went out with a girl that called it her meat grinder, we didnt last. Everytime she said that a cold shiver went up my spine lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about chuffer, or maybe me gammons

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Cock pocket!

Cock socket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof .

A friend of mine calls it her pickle. And likes the phrase

Come tickle ma pickle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called mine a tuppance when I was younger

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I met a guy for a fumble once (before I entered the world of fab etc) he looked down at my 'bits' and declared 'nice ham'. I had no idea what he meant. Had to ask! Didn't meet him again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are great folks but it needs to be something that can be used in the phrase "fuck my..." Without it descending into a carry on film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is only one word I use and (sorry if it offends any of the grown ups here) it's cunt

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

My ex once talked about someone else called 'Ginny'....took me ages to realise (probably because I often ignored her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vag, cunt, kebab, muffin .......

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the title as 'Fuck my twinkie'.

Now that's the 'Hostess' with the mostess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are great folks but it needs to be something that can be used in the phrase "fuck my..." Without it descending into a carry on film"

Can't she just say "Fuck me" if she struggles with naming it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

burst kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read the title as 'Fuck my twinkie'.

Now that's the 'Hostess' with the mostess!"

I was wondering if someone would misread that, congratulations, you win the special prize

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the title as 'Fuck my twinkie'.

Now that's the 'Hostess' with the mostess!

I was wondering if someone would misread that, congratulations, you win the special prize"

I'm special!

Now, tell me about the Twinkie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'.."

Any particular reason ?

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ? "

Didn't ask.. Should have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!"

Yea you should have, I'm intrigued X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!"

I've come up with my own reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

I've come up with my own reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

I've come up with my own reasons

Yes, it was the colour, that and the fact she was always getting tiny bones in it

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

Yea you should have, I'm intrigued X "

I see her around occasionally.. I'll get chatting and see if I can bring the subject up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

I've come up with my own reasons

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to name it senseless, then she can tell you to "fuck her senseless"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

Yea you should have, I'm intrigued X

I see her around occasionally.. I'll get chatting and see if I can bring the subject up.."

Lol great let me know X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

I've come up with my own reasons

Yes, it was the colour, that and the fact she was always getting tiny bones in it"

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Knew a girl once who called her pussy her 'kipper'..

Any particular reason ?

Didn't ask.. Should have!

Yea you should have, I'm intrigued X

I see her around occasionally.. I'll get chatting and see if I can bring the subject up..

Lol great let me know X "

Ok..

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