FabSwingers.com forum: I'm c*nting furious you bell end

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just seen that as a status update.

I absolutely love it.

What are the best status updates you've seen.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tinatitz always has great status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop sending cock pics,ive seen girls with bigger dicks.

that was one of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seduced gives great status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones from guys who have an hour window and looking for a quick blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've had enough im leaving'

Usually a couple of times a week

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If you want to fuck me fab me... Does this work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a great night babe..you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one that said "Bald, fat & pig ugly. Apart from that I'm lovely."

Made me laugh

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

Are you asking or is that a status update you've seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

Or go buy a blow up?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Seduced gives great status"

I'm taking a break from great status updates because they blow some people's tiny minds. I've been chastised and blocked and someone threatened to call the police!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Just seen one that said "Bald, fat & pig ugly. Apart from that I'm lovely."

Made me laugh

What was her name?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Tinatitz always has great status updates "

Comes in takes a curtsey and slips Colgate a bribe in the form of 3 blackjacks that are possibly past their date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the ones from guys who have an hour window and looking for a quick blow job"
hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one... anyone filled with cum need licked out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people put up there every move and change it several times a day - off out to the shops - just having a shower be gone ten minutes - feeding the kids -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some classics.

You know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

yup..i fikened in my tummy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera

"Amazing meet with x"

"Another amazing meet with x, wow your amazing"

Various other statuses about them and then

"No longer meeting x is all I want"

"No longer meeting as a single"

"Check our new couples profile"

Followed by

"X I'm sorry"

"X I know you can see this please just talk to me"

"X we can work this out"

Followed by

Meet today

All played out in a couple of weeks and the same outcome at least twice!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera

"Amazing meet with x"

"Another amazing meet with x, wow your amazing"

Various other statuses about them and then

"No longer meeting x is all I want"

"No longer meeting as a single"

"Check our new couples profile"

Followed by

"X I'm sorry"

"X I know you can see this please just talk to me"

"X we can work this out"

Followed by

Meet today

All played out in a couple of weeks and the same outcome at least twice!"
have you got X phone number?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Tinatitz always has great status updates

Comes in takes a curtsey and slips Colgate a bribe in the form of 3 blackjacks that are possibly past their date

"
fruit salad and it's a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status put up while on a sugar rush...

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've just seen that as a status update.

I absolutely love it.

What are the best status updates you've seen.

I always laugh at statuses that say things like "can't you fucking read?". Kinda defeats the object because obviously they can't.

Updates of desperation usually make me smile.

And have to agree that _educed's updates make me laugh the funny fucker! Even more funnier in person!

There's a plaque on our living room sofa dedicated to her that says "Seduced sat here 16/08/2015 before rushing off for a kebab and packet of fags @ 5am".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop sending cock pics,ive seen girls with bigger dicks.

that was one of mine

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run out of messages for the night".....how many messages are they sending a night !!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine that got a lot of attention was......

"I'm not sure what's up with the local lolly pop lady as every time I go up and lick her she gets all hysterical"

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

One of today's local update gems:

"conclusion..99% couples/women on here are timewasting fkrs....be nice to finally meet someone nice xx"

Yeah, good luck with that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""run out of messages for the night".....how many messages are they sending a night !!?"
if they are not a site supporter I think you get 100 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the messages declaring love or endearments to one another....send them on private message or text. Your Fab status is an odd place to have a romantic conversation!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen one that said "Bald, fat & pig ugly. Apart from that I'm lovely."

Made me laugh

Well at least i made you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen one... anyone filled with cum need licked out???

made me feel queezy that one haha

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By *hoenixmanMan
over a year ago

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous...!

"There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera"

I've been to Staines. I can vouch for it being like a soap opera....

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera

I've been to Staines. I can vouch for it being like a soap opera....

Iv caused some stains lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen that as a status update.

I absolutely love it.

What are the best status updates you've seen.

I try to make my status updates humerous.

Sometimes I'm successful.

Sometimes not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinatitz always has great status updates "

The best

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Had a great night babe..you know who you are

"You know who you are"....Detest...DETEST that !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is currently

Fuck it. Building a duvet fort and watching 80s cartoons while wearing a towel cape

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like people having a hissy fit in the forums and then huffing and puffing in updates.....

funny as fuck

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Seduced gives great status"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's plural of status, anyway I'm particularly fond of the no pic no meet.

Particularly from a profile with no pics.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Better change mine ......updated it when I was in a mood xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to fuck me fab me... Does this work? "

not with me it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told my updates are quite 'pithy' ...whatever that means!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen one... anyone filled with cum need licked out???

made me feel queezy that one haha"

I felt like that too put me off my toast lol

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"Better change mine ......updated it when I was in a mood xxxx

Not one to hold back r u girl? Lol

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Better change mine ......updated it when I was in a mood xxxx

Not one to hold back r u girl? Lol"

Nope ......that was very tame too, considering what was going through my head at the time xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like people having a hissy fit in the forums and then huffing and puffing in updates.....

funny as fuck"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Want a mummy and daddy to play with.

Dress me up as a doll and fuck my ass.

Are you asking or is that a status update you've seen?

I read it.. Never liked dolls as a child

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Mine currently relates to Tenacious D. Sent bf a link as an instruction manual. He wasn't impressed. Cant imagine why!

I'm hoping this makes sense to someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen one that said "Bald, fat & pig ugly. Apart from that I'm lovely."

Made me laugh

I'm going to have that as mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ovulating teen cunt free tomorrow

Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my updates are quite 'pithy' ...whatever that means!

Expressive and not long winded.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Mine currently relates to Tenacious D. Sent bf a link as an instruction manual. He wasn't impressed. Cant imagine why!

I'm hoping this makes sense to someone lol"

Yes. But only to those who were there and can remember the occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ovulating teen cunt free tomorrow

Gross

I don't know, it has certain directness about it, and yet a certain romantic innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women on this site are ignorant c@?ts" does anyone know a better site.

That update tends to come from the blokes with no meet veris. ..

I wonder why they don't get a meet lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

""All the women on this site are ignorant c@?ts" does anyone know a better site.

That update tends to come from the blokes with no meet veris. ..

I wonder why they don't get a meet lol"

Because all the women are.....

I'll get my coat

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one there saying looking for local total whores any age any size and his phone number.. ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop sending cock pics,ive seen girls with bigger dicks.

that was one of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen one there saying looking for local total whores any age any size and his phone number.. ooft"

Must have been hard to refuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in our local updates atm saying -

I fancy meeting a cheating wife or girlfriend for discreet fun...I will send you back very satisfied..willing to help someone fall pregnant too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love like a dolphine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that good, to be frank. 'Cunt' is a noun, and anyone who adds a gerund to a noun is a semi-literate David Corbyn voter, motherfuckers! xxx

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"It's not that good, to be frank. 'Cunt' is a noun, and anyone who adds a gerund to a noun is a semi-literate David Corbyn voter, motherfuckers! xxx"

Lol. Love the word 'gerund'.

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By *issNightshadeWoman
over a year ago

That's hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ovulating teen cunt free tomorrow

Gross

I don't know, it has certain directness about it, and yet a certain romantic innocence

If that's what floats your boat, crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 hours ago... Could do with trying my first cock soon...

This is on a straight guy profile lol. Does make me chuckle

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