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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If it were possible to code the forum, to automatically detect certain topics and questions and automatically answer them and close the thread, which topics/questions should be set to respond with which answer?

Subject: I'll start with does size matter?

Response: To some yes, to some no. Unless you're taking about chocolate bars.

(Note: it would probably be possible to code the fora to do this but it wouldn't be infallible and definitely wouldn't be worth the time and effort).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Snog, fuck,avoid

automated response "non of the above, thread closed".

Or

Have sex with someone on this thread.

automated response "count me in....on second thoughts dont. Thread closed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."

Yes, a like button would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self read the full post before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it rude to not answer a message..... I like the like post idea like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads started by certain posters get an automatic blood pressure warning?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point."

That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.

I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.

A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the thread , mine tend to ramble on about all sorts of jolly nonsense.

Most fall asleep before getting to the conclusion.

As for the kiss , f*ck , avoid thread we should have auto responce as a bloke we do , poster above chap = pint lady = kiss

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I get a meet?

Because your a whining little fucktard, now man up and sort your profile out and don't either me with this inane bullshit again

Is it racist?

Possibly, possibly not, just stop being an over sensitive fucktard, and dirt your profile out and don't bother me with this inane bullshit again

Kiss, fuck, avoid?

All in that order

Jeremy Corbin

You moaned about all the leaders being the same, now fuck off and deal with it you fucktard.

Is kinky butler the best shag on the whole site?

If you have to ask, you, are a fucktard

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.

Yes, a like button would be good."

If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.

That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.

I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.

A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss."

You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point."

Freedom of speech on a moderated forum, bound by rules created by lawyers and management?

There is no free speech on here. Just regulated discussions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.

Yes, a like button would be good.

If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to."

That would turn it into the daily mail..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.

Yes, a like button would be good.

If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to."

I like your dislike idea.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.

That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.

I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.

A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss.

You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx"

You're way too sensible and nowhere near confrontational enough for this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.

Freedom of speech on a moderated forum, bound by rules created by lawyers and management?

There is no free speech on here. Just regulated discussions."

They are free to say it and the owners are free to take it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.

I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.

That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.

I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.

A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss.

You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx

You're way too sensible and nowhere near confrontational enough for this site. "

Haha im as laid back as a wham bar

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As well as auto-response, once categorized into such an auto-requiring thread, could they disappear, I mean get moved, to a sub level of the forum - that it might then be possible to avoid forever?

I'd agree with kiss, f,p and the others listed, all going that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps a kiss fuck avoid forum

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A black hole forum to which they shall be banished, never to be seen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps a kiss fuck avoid forum "

Or a 'not that old chestnut AGAIN' forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."

You could just use to show you like their post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a good thread gets going, a way of filtering out those who clog it up with their personal in jokes with their mates.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Threads started by certain posters get an automatic blood pressure warning?"
what did I say now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could pretty much all be answered with:

"sometimes yes and sometimes no".

I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."

A like button is an excellent idea

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Or a "here's what's probably wrong with your profile" thread/guide

Or

"We've detected you're a guy that's been here [5] days and are trying to create a thread blaming your lack of immediate meets on everyone else. Please try again when you have realistic expectations."

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

On the 'my cock is too huge to get a meet' threads an automatic response that says,

This thread is useless without pics

Mostly because I find reverse image search a lot of fun on those

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