FabSwingers.com forum: whats your fav quote about sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mines has to be

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Emo Philips.

what are yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a cup of tea

attributed to George O'Dowd

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Cher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haven't got one, but I'll share that if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most fun you can have without laughing.....

Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you show me yours and i'll show you mine"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

~ Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~

Woody Allen

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Every hole's a goal.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

~ Truman Capote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

~ Truman Capote"

or even off the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P J O'Rourke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy."

Frank Carson

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." : James Agate

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." ; Elton John.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." : Brendan Francis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits are for kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men are allergic to latex condoms - they cause lots of swelling. So where's the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brace yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every hole's a goal."

Noo ! That's cringeworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Brace yourself""

I used to be 'overly freindly' with a Welsh bloke who always said that......

He also liked...... 'assume the position'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

"Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

sex without love,is an empty experience,

but as empty experiences go,

it's one off the best-woody allen

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm such a good lover,because i practice

a lot on my own.-woody allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

Mae West.... I think.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i know nothing about sex.i was always married.

zsa zsa gabour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is the best looking cock i've ever seen and you know how to use it so well, if people turn this down they're insane"

Our Meet Last Week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing. Between 5, it's fantastic."

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

Both Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. – Rita Rudner

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

woody allen seems to quote a lot for a peadofile

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