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"gin and pineapple eating crisps god my life is sad " Different gin and pineapple must try that | |||
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"gin and pineapple eating crisps god my life is sad " Carling lager. | |||
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"Diet 
Eh its saturday Diet !  "Ive ran out of vodka and have had the last 2 nights out drinking so im fine with my | |||
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"AA Meeting? "Not me i have been down the pub in hillbilly land. So many six toed peeps its unbelievable. And they all look the same. | |||
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"AA Meeting?
Not me i have been down the pub in hillbilly land. So many six toed peeps its unbelievable. And they all look the same."The Slaughtered Lamb? | |||
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"Diet
Eh its saturday Diet !
Ive ran out of vodka and have had the last 2 nights out drinking so im fine with my "Funny that we have run out of vodka too found an old bottle of brandy (fancy bottle too lol)in the back of the cupboard so happy now  | |||
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"Diet
Eh its saturday Diet !
Ive ran out of vodka and have had the last 2 nights out drinking so im fine with my
Funny that we have run out of vodka too found an old bottle of brandy (fancy bottle too lol)in the back of the cupboard so happy now "Now im thinking ill have a brandy and as I know we have some in our cellar..............ok cupboard | |||
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"go on spoil yourself xx" Yeh I may just do that....I can always have a liver transplant at a later date  | |||
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"go on spoil yourself xx Yeh I may just do that....I can always have a liver transplant at a later date "As long as you dont have an ass transplant ill be happy x | |||
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"go on spoil yourself xx Yeh I may just do that....I can always have a liver transplant at a later date
As long as you dont have an ass transplant ill be happy x"Can you imagine.....Sorry Mrs Honeypot the only ass we have available today belonged to a 92 year old!!! | |||
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"Now im thinking ill have a brandy and as I know we have some in our cellar..............ok cupboard "Coke!!... in brandy!!.. ya feckin heathen!!! ... the only thing you put in a brandy is another one!! I have a nice bottle of Remy Martin XO Special that Siren got me for Xmas. It's smooth, rich and glides down your throat like liquid ecstacy.  | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water "Want some Love Juice? hehehe  | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe "with water??? it would just float on the top! | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
with water??? it would just float on the top!"Well, it won't be in a glass and it won't be feckin visible long enough to float anywhere lol  | |||
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"Now im thinking ill have a brandy and as I know we have some in our cellar..............ok cupboard
Coke!!... in brandy!!.. ya feckin heathen!!! ... the only thing you put in a brandy is another one!!
I have a nice bottle of Remy Martin XO Special that Siren got me for Xmas. It's smooth, rich and glides down your throat like liquid ecstacy. "It burns my throat!! I have to put something else with it | |||
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"I have the kettle on if anyone wants coco. Proper green milk you know, well farm milk with nothing taken out." Siren's still nursing so we got our own supply on 'tap' - can't get much greener than that! | |||
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"MMmmmm cruncy nut cornflakes and green milk "What at this time? Ok ill go get a bowl, hot or cold milk? | |||
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"Now im thinking ill have a brandy and as I know we have some in our cellar..............ok cupboard
Coke!!... in brandy!!.. ya feckin heathen!!! ... the only thing you put in a brandy is another one!!
I have a nice bottle of Remy Martin XO Special that Siren got me for Xmas. It's smooth, rich and glides down your throat like liquid ecstacy.
It burns my throat!! I have to put something else with it "If I ever meet you I'll buy you an XO - you'll see the difference. Remy Martin doesn't burn, it glides and soothes. | |||
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"Now im thinking ill have a brandy and as I know we have some in our cellar..............ok cupboard
Coke!!... in brandy!!.. ya feckin heathen!!! ... the only thing you put in a brandy is another one!!
I have a nice bottle of Remy Martin XO Special that Siren got me for Xmas. It's smooth, rich and glides down your throat like liquid ecstacy.
It burns my throat!! I have to put something else with it
If I ever meet you I'll buy you an XO - you'll see the difference. Remy Martin doesn't burn, it glides and soothes. "Ill hold you to that
now I need to find a red wine expert who can help me find one that does'nt taste like vinegar  | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe "Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish! | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish!"I'll pop it in a old milk carton and drop it in next week when I'm back in Swansea lol ... hope it keeps! | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish!
I'll pop it in a old milk carton and drop it in next week when I'm back in Swansea lol ... hope it keeps! "Ohhh noo thats not going to taste good! But hey I'll try anything once me lol | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish!
I'll pop it in a old milk carton and drop it in next week when I'm back in Swansea lol ... hope it keeps!
Ohhh noo thats not going to taste good! But hey I'll try anything once me lol "Can you label it though? I don't want Scott to accidently put it in his tea! | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish!
I'll pop it in a old milk carton and drop it in next week when I'm back in Swansea lol ... hope it keeps!
Ohhh noo thats not going to taste good! But hey I'll try anything once me lol
Can you label it though? I don't want Scott to accidently put it in his tea!"Still trying to get Siren to squirt in me coffee to see what it's like but she isn't having any of it... calls me a perv! | |||
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"I feel so left out I'm drinking water
Want some Love Juice? hehehe
Pmsl, I'll be on the tea by the time you manage to get here Wish!
I'll pop it in a old milk carton and drop it in next week when I'm back in Swansea lol ... hope it keeps!
Ohhh noo thats not going to taste good! But hey I'll try anything once me lol
Can you label it though? I don't want Scott to accidently put it in his tea!
Still trying to get Siren to squirt in me coffee to see what it's like but she isn't having any of it... calls me a perv! "wishy ...im offended by anybody calling you a perv .......where does it leave the rest of us ? ..... | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmas" well what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx  | |||
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"im with you cheryl, did the vodka fresh orange last night with some sexy peeps now some good strong tea and painkillers. xxxx" Better have lots of water too then...hope you're feeling better soon xx | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx "You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx
You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol"good morning young lady, get the kettle on i am suffering parrot mouth here | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx
You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol
good morning young lady, get the kettle on i am suffering parrot mouth here"Kettles been on for hours. As for parrot mouth serves you right, Hope you have brushed your teeth lol | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx
You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol
good morning young lady, get the kettle on i am suffering parrot mouth here
Kettles been on for hours. As for parrot mouth serves you right, Hope you have brushed your teeth lol"I always brush my teeth as it so wakens you up in the morning. I am showered, shaved and listening to cheesy music as its a sunday | |||
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"oh and without the shaving bit too! "Nooooooooo you dont say??? Wont you get a little chaffing from the latex then? | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx
You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol
good morning young lady, get the kettle on i am suffering parrot mouth here
Kettles been on for hours. As for parrot mouth serves you right, Hope you have brushed your teeth lol
I always brush my teeth as it so wakens you up in the morning. I am showered, shaved and listening to cheesy music as its a sunday "mmmmmmmm you sound good enough to eat today, wonder if you will fit in the oven | |||
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"Diet here for me. Learnt my lesson when i nearly killed myself just after christmaswell what the hell are you doing up at this time of night?? xxx
You will soon get to know i keep very odd hours lol
good morning young lady, get the kettle on i am suffering parrot mouth here
Kettles been on for hours. As for parrot mouth serves you right, Hope you have brushed your teeth lol
I always brush my teeth as it so wakens you up in the morning. I am showered, shaved and listening to cheesy music as its a sunday
mmmmmmmm you sound good enough to eat today, wonder if you will fit in the oven"does your oven have a handle on the inside? Hmmm i dont think i would to be honest, mind you could poach me in a sauna with the temp turned up | |||
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"got myself a lovely coffee out of my new coffee machine... bargain from asda. £7.oo and its a cracker. "Super, smashing, great now thats a bargain young lady, get it switched on | |||
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"got myself a lovely coffee out of my new coffee machine...it also gives me a nice blow job when i cant get the vacuum to work .,..mmmmmmm bargain from asda. £7.oo and its a cracker.
Super, smashing, great now thats a bargain young lady, get it switched on cus i am i love my vaccum saves so much messing and nothing to clean up "phhhewww sure you wanted to share that matey ...i admire your honesty i really do | |||
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"im never drinking again ,i just cant help having cock when i have even a glass of water "wow .....want to come swimming ..lol | |||
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"im never drinking again ,i just cant help having cock when i have even a glass of water
wow .....want to come swimming ..lol. i have a piranha in me tub"wow PD.....didnt know ya loved fishing | |||
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" wow .....want to come swimming ..lol" Somewhere nice and warm, mmmmmm please | |||
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" wow .....want to come swimming ..lol Somewhere nice and warm,i have a dive pool in my lady garden mmmmmm please" Now that is a bit forward hun...x | |||
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"im never drinking again ,i just cant help having cock when i have even a glass of water
wow .....want to come swimming ..lol. i have a piranha in me tub
wow PD.....didnt know ya loved hot babes come and join myy whorehouse and i can get 3quid and inch for you so well split it 18-00 quid each ok"nahhh been offered more in london wouldnt feed my fish .. | |||
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" wow .....want to come swimming ..lol Somewhere nice and warm,i have a dive pool in my lady garden mmmmmm please Now that is a bit forward hun...x" too right it is ...i didnt know she had a secret garden she never told me !!!!! | |||
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"well im off for summat long and stiff. reckon i deserve it. "Go baby!!!! LOL | |||
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"Well I got a deep throat, red and like to follow through" how rude!!!!! | |||
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"well im off for summat long and stiff. reckon i deserve it as i just fucked the local british legion and 3 of the old feckers passed away as i did em .. "wow you are so prolific babe youd fuck the whole world if you could get em in your house | |||
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"a cold beer along with a big hard cock up my arse is one of lifes pleasures "oooooooooooooooooh i say!!!! | |||
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"A good ole stiff one dipped in cranberry juice, with a cube of ice and a swizzle stick ... *ho hum* lol" ooooooooooh now what do you do with that swizzle stick madam....??? | |||
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"A good ole stiff one dipped in cranberry juice, with a cube of ice and a swizzle stick ... *ho hum* lol ooooooooooh now what do you do with that swizzle stick madam apart from me....???" Oh err | |||
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"A good ole stiff one dipped in cranberry juice, with a cube of ice and a swizzle stick ... *ho hum* lol ooooooooooh now what do you do with that swizzle stick madam apart from sharing it all round......??? Oh err- can i have some of that please!!!!" Well do tell......lool | |||
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