FabSwingers.com forum: Fab fuss pots

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This site is full of divas who have a request list the length of a black mans cock before they will meet you,if Irish ladys dont open up and start to verify guys Fab will end up as dry as a sheet of sand paper.This country really needs to look across the water to see what swinging is all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fuss pot! Love this cos it reminds me of what my nan used to call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flippin' 'eck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!"

Us Irish women are shite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its amazing,not one reply from Ireland because 99% of the ladys knows its true unless one of them proves me wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Fussy and no plans to change here. I couldn't care less what other folk are doing. Or what people think of me. I'm here for me. My terms. My very limited free time and I'll continue to be very picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things not working out the way you hoped,op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the ratio of men to women, women have a plethora of males to choose from. This gives them the option to be as picky and as fussy as they like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

Yes join me as a fellow lady from the Emerald Isle I'm going to put myself on a time out

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

Not until after the weekend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

I think it advisable if you want to avoid a spanking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.This country really needs to look across the water to see what swinging is all about."

Good point, irosh women youre more than welcome to come to this side of the pond and see what Swinging is all about.

Love an irish accent

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Fucking Nora!

Nora Batty from Last of the summer wine?

I'm not fucking her but the OP might if she replies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Irish ladies are great fun! I've been chatting with one.

One who was brought up in a hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

Oi oi oi!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

Oi oi oi!

I'm hoping that you don't need any teaching whatsoever...

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Last time i had fun with a irish girl i thought id bin round the north west on the back of joey fuck what a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.This country really needs to look across the water to see what swinging is all about.

Good point, irosh women youre more than welcome to come to this side of the pond and see what Swinging is all about.

Love an irish accent

Every Irish woman on fab has just run to check the Ryanair website.

We are all for being "educated"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

Oi oi oi!

I'm hoping that you don't need any teaching whatsoever...

Tbc...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah i agree and that accent,sooooo sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.This country really needs to look across the water to see what swinging is all about.

Good point, irosh women youre more than welcome to come to this side of the pond and see what Swinging is all about.

Love an irish accent

"
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I second this

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You've not found yourself knee deep in fanny in 3 weeks OP?

That's disgraceful. I'd complain.

Oh, you have.

Yes, women are definitely to fussy and diva-ish. How very dare they not fancy you? How can they fail to be wooed by your entitled attitude and insults? And even if they don't fancy you, you want to fuck them and they're on a sex site, so they should spread their legs on command.

The very cheek of them thinking they can refuse to fuck men they don't fancy. That's not what swinging is all about!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah i agree and that accent,sooooo sexy!!"

Brilliant, so its agreed!

All the Irish hotties shall be sent to the mainland!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Its amazing,not one reply from Ireland because 99% of the ladys knows its true unless one of them proves me wrong."

Ha ha ha if all else fails resort to insults and demand someone proves you wrong.

Yeah, that's bound to work! You'll be up to your neck in strumpets within the hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!"

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah i agree and that accent,sooooo sexy!!

Brilliant, so its agreed!

All the Irish hotties shall be sent to the mainland!"

You'll break the Internet with that craic, THX!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

Even if that were true, I'm willing to bet so's he with that attitude.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Be jasus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he will hit u with his shalaylee

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Magnificent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he will hit u with his shalaylee

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing,not one reply from Ireland because 99% of the ladys knows its true unless one of them proves me wrong."

Well except for the lady right above your post...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Its amazing,not one reply from Ireland because 99% of the ladys knows its true unless one of them proves me wrong.

Well except for the lady right above your post...

Away with your truth and logic!

The OP can't think straight anyway. All that pressure is affecting his brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

You can stay with me on the mainland perhaps we could find a good school

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

You can stay with me on the mainland perhaps we could find a good school

I'm sure there will be some kind souls willing to help you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

Yes join me as a fellow lady from the Emerald Isle I'm going to put myself on a time out

You're Irish too?

Are you equally as shite in the sack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called fussy when i said no to a 21 year old and im a dried up hag x lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

You can stay with me on the mainland perhaps we could find a good school

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called fussy when i said no to a 21 year old and im a dried up hag x lol "

How dare you say no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesson number one: Prepare the male anus with a generous dollop of lard before attempting to insert a finger.

*other fats may be substituted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

Yes join me as a fellow lady from the Emerald Isle I'm going to put myself on a time out

You're Irish too?

Are you equally as shite in the sack?

Yes and yes need to be schooled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Do I need to perch myself in the naughty corner for the foreseeable?

Yes join me as a fellow lady from the Emerald Isle I'm going to put myself on a time out

You're Irish too?

Are you equally as shite in the sack?

I have room for a second student

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!"

You've sold it to me!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

You can stay with me on the mainland perhaps we could find a good school

Hands off ive called dibs on BG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

I shall work on my lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

I shall work on my lessons.

I won't!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

I shall work on my lessons.

I won't!

Bad girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't!

Bad girl...

The clue is in the name, dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Get over to the OPs place and get your legs spread immediately!

Oh, he can't accommodate.

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

You're on a sex site ffs. Whatever are you thinking leaving him with balls that need draining?

He might sustain serious injury from the pressure!

Haha!

But I need to go to the UK to be educated first.

I'd hate to disappoint the OP.

I'm shite in the sack.

You can stay with me on the mainland perhaps we could find a good school

Hands off ive called dibs on BG

Greedy

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Invite him round to yours and get your legs spread immediately. And don't forget to offer to make him a cuppa afterwards.

Oh that is mean, mean, mean.... surely you can make him a cuppa at same time as having fun!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I note the OP has gone quiet.

Try again tomorrow OP. Make it earlier and there will be loads of frustrated, equally entitled men to agree with your every accusation of women being fussy and divaesque. You'll get much more sympathy. No shags, but lots of sympathy from like-minded men.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

op you really are showing yourself up or maybe you just don't know how to treat women. the women of Ireland are great fun trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I note the OP has gone quiet.

Maybe he's quiet because he's on his way round to mine!

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By *is_irtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Look dude you can say what ye like and you mailed me before. So the truth is..and its a really small opinion but would you please put that ass pic away!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I note the OP has gone quiet.

Maybe he's quiet because he's on his way round to mine!

You lucky girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I note the OP has gone quiet.

Maybe he's quiet because he's on his way round to mine!

You lucky girl!

Aye... "Lucky"

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Look dude you can say what ye like and you mailed me before. So the truth is..and its a really small opinion but would you please put that ass pic away!!!

His thumbnail photo shows what he is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op of it makes you feel better this will only run to 175 before it closes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op of it makes you feel better this will only run to 175 before it closes

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers "

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Op of it makes you feel better this will only run to 175 before it closes

I don't know about you but I'm having fun

I should probably stop. It's too much fun and I usually end up getting myself into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

Stop talking about me, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

Stop talking about me, please! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers "

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not "

For some reason that's what some men expect to find. Why they expect the women here are different from the real world is beyond me.

I mean, is it really that difficult to talk to women?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here"

If you know how to do that, I think it is.

Of course, a lot of guys don't want to bother with conversation. They expect it shouldn't be necessary on a sex site and is too much effort.

NSA means not needing any conversation, I've been told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not

For some reason that's what some men expect to find. Why they expect the women here are different from the real world is beyond me.

I mean, is it really that difficult to talk to women?"

In the forums it's all good but sending message for a response is a totally different kettle of fish that why planning to go to the clubs and bump into people chat , get to know the scene and see what happens from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here

If you know how to do that, I think it is.

Of course, a lot of guys don't want to bother with conversation. They expect it shouldn't be necessary on a sex site and is too much effort.

NSA means not needing any conversation, I've been told. "

I find it very awkward to strike up a convo in real life if i dont know if the person likes me, and i feel nervous.

Here i know they like me already so i relax and be myself more which apprently is a good thing (i susspect the women on here are mental :p)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here

If you know how to do that, I think it is.

Of course, a lot of guys don't want to bother with conversation. They expect it shouldn't be necessary on a sex site and is too much effort.

NSA means not needing any conversation, I've been told.

I find it very awkward to strike up a convo in real life if i dont know if the person likes me, and i feel nervous.

Here i know they like me already so i relax and be myself more which apprently is a good thing (i susspect the women on here are mental :p)"

Well I'm mental. I can't speak for anyone else.

Actually I could but they might object.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not

For some reason that's what some men expect to find. Why they expect the women here are different from the real world is beyond me.

I mean, is it really that difficult to talk to women?

Really? You can't usually find something relevant in their profile and photos?

I've put loads of prompts in my profile to help guys start a conversation with me, if they bother to read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look dude you can say what ye like and you mailed me before. So the truth is..and its a really small opinion but would you please put that ass pic away!!!

What a burn

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over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not

For some reason that's what some men expect to find. Why they expect the women here are different from the real world is beyond me.

I mean, is it really that difficult to talk to women?

Really? You can't usually find something relevant in their profile and photos?

I've put loads of prompts in my profile to help guys start a conversation with me, if they bother to read it."

Well and read there profile and look at there pic maybe fab 1 or 2 and write something that I think they would come back with something but 99.9 wasted efforts but there again I am looking pretty local 5-10 miles so maybe regular thing as sex gets better the more you know someone else's body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(i susspect the women on here are mental :p)"

Oi, you brat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've not found yourself knee deep in fanny in 3 weeks OP?

That's disgraceful. I'd complain.

Oh, you have.

The very cheek of them thinking they can refuse to fuck men they don't fancy. That's not what swinging is all about!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

Fab is a secret cache of nympho women, desperate for sex and willing to drop their drawers for any man with a cock. True fact

In my dreams I wish that was true (sorry) but I know it's not

For some reason that's what some men expect to find. Why they expect the women here are different from the real world is beyond me.

I mean, is it really that difficult to talk to women?

Really? You can't usually find something relevant in their profile and photos?

I've put loads of prompts in my profile to help guys start a conversation with me, if they bother to read it.

But by making no effort at all, you're virtually guaranteeing failure.

I get that it's demoralising, (I do contact men first and I get ignored and turned down), but if you want to try to start a conversation you need to say something to interest the other person.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"(i susspect the women on here are mental :p)

Oi, you brat!

Is he wrong though?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

FFS what was up with my English last night/this morning?

"Women are to fussy"?

Shame on me

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over a year ago

"(i susspect the women on here are mental :p)

Oi, you brat!

Is he wrong though?

Yes, of course!

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"This site is full of divas who have a request list the length of a black mans cock before they will meet you,if Irish ladys dont open up and start to verify guys Fab will end up as dry as a sheet of sand paper.This country really needs to look across the water to see what swinging is all about."
. There is no need to worry about other members of this site . All you need is a detailed , informed and a well written profile combined with good pictures ?.

Why would anyone worry about other members selection criteria . ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"(i susspect the women on here are mental :p)

Oi, you brat!

Is he wrong though?

Yes, of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here

If you know how to do that, I think it is.

Of course, a lot of guys don't want to bother with conversation. They expect it shouldn't be necessary on a sex site and is too much effort.

NSA means not needing any conversation, I've been told. "

A lot of people think that, not just men. I just see it as a filter. Some people like no chat at all, some people like weeks of chat. It's all good. Just find compatible people.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Some people think it's going to be easier than the real world outside fab lol jokers

I'd say its easier, i find it easier to strike up conversation on here

If you know how to do that, I think it is.

Of course, a lot of guys don't want to bother with conversation. They expect it shouldn't be necessary on a sex site and is too much effort.

NSA means not needing any conversation, I've been told.

A lot of people think that, not just men. I just see it as a filter. Some people like no chat at all, some people like weeks of chat. It's all good. Just find compatible people. "

I've only noticed it from men but it's mainly men I'm interested in at the moment so I suppose that's inevitable.

I don't doubt you're right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on being 'fuss pots' you lovely Irish ladies or as I like to call it 'having standards and playing how you like, with who you like'.

Oh and please don't send any with the mind set of the OP over here as fuck off often offends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking Nora!

Yeah, she gets all the action

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did I sleep through Wednesday?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look which way, left or right? wet'n'dry sandpaper should do for both scenarios. Nugget.

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fussy and no plans to change here. I couldn't care less what other folk are doing. Or what people think of me. I'm here for me. My terms. My very limited free time and I'll continue to be very picky "

Surely this is exactly what swinging is about rather than just shagging anyone and everyone. We are picky too and we couldn't care less.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Think that op wants to blame everyone else for his lack of success. Throwing a grenade into the chat room won't help. Neither will his boring profile which has yielded such poor results in his 3 week marathon on fab. Suggest he has a look at himself in the mirror and looks at an original and exciting way of selling himself. Pics on profile, but more of what you like etc and maybe with a new attitude things might change.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

I expect after this thread the women have seen the error of their ways and have swarmed him en masse. I should think that's why he hasn't been back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey op..you shoudda said..i only joined the site for forums and banter..but got 20 mails in the first hour..all one liners..'fancy a fuck'...'im in your area '..im knee deep in fanny here and cant handle it, besides, some if 'em a bit ruff...woof woof, so bounce me a mail and ill have the ones I dont want scrubbed and sent to your tent!!!...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Op that thread exploded right in your face, it looks like you'd go down like a lead balloon across the water too.

It looks like it's more the one square lid that can't find a matching curvy pot to brew up a hot steamy meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone please stick the op's dummy back in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potty Time - with Michael Bentine (no idea how it's spelt!) was brilliant.

There are divas of both sexes, it's personal choice and won't change anytime soon.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok OP ill tell kitty that she must ride every fella even the ones she doesn't fancy just so you and many others can be verified. Well just throw our whole quality over quantity ethos out the door so you can feel better.

Three weeks here and whinging already sheesh

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy and no plans to change here. I couldn't care less what other folk are doing. Or what people think of me. I'm here for me. My terms. My very limited free time and I'll continue to be very picky

Surely this is exactly what swinging is about rather than just shagging anyone and everyone. We are picky too and we couldn't care less. "

Some people think that us single people on here do shag anyone and don't want to form any kind of attraction,other than physical,beforehand. Some people get a shock.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

"Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

Someone has done it for him. Can't see him getting a wank now!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Thank fook their so fussy I am having a ball with them

And Oi u English lads have enough of ur own wimmin hands off our calins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fook their so fussy I am having a ball with them

And Oi u English lads have enough of ur own wimmin hands off our calins

Now now, CJ... I've told you before it's good to cast a wide net.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Yeah i agree and that accent,sooooo sexy!!

Brilliant, so its agreed!

All the Irish hotties shall be sent to the mainland!"

Which mainland is this eourpe are u not an island like us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

He'd have been UNLOS by now if he had lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Thank fook their so fussy I am having a ball with them

And Oi u English lads have enough of ur own wimmin hands off our calins

Now now, CJ... I've told you before it's good to cast a wide net.

I know sharing is caring and all that but I am a greedy fooker

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yeah i agree and that accent,sooooo sexy!!

Brilliant, so its agreed!

All the Irish hotties shall be sent to the mainland!

Which mainland is this eourpe are u not an island like us

We are the mainland of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

And Europe is part of an island too. Just a bigger island

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

Someone has done it for him. Can't see him getting a wank now!"

Oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op one more to the block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op one more to the block list "

Not even tempted?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Just out of curiosity OP. If this is directed at Irish women why would you not put it in the Irish forum?

You'd be balls deep in clunge by now if you had I'm sure.

He was obviously hoping for sympathy across the water but it didn't really pay off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

"
can I cum with ya next time I promise to totally misbehave

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare me for being picky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"school"....

Now that's planted a very small seed of an idea in my head....

Care to share?

I'm thinking of a school for the sexual edification of all these poor Irish girls....

Term one starting Friday!

can I cum with ya next time I promise to totally misbehave

Of course

Can you imagine the carnage if we teamed up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a fun read first thing - just to add id pop over to assist a certain bold friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a fun read first thing - just to add id pop over to assist a certain bold friend

Such a giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a fun read first thing - just to add id pop over to assist a certain bold friend

Such a giver

i am but hoping for give and take on my trip

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By *oubleDeesCouple
over a year ago

belfast, northern ireland

"Open up"??

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

They are probably just standing back in awe of the one line profile.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Open up"?? "

Lovely turn of phrase he has

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By *oubleDeesCouple
over a year ago

belfast, northern ireland

"Open up"??

Lovely turn of phrase he has

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck be on here then, jeeez, the fucking drama!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why the fuck be on here then, jeeez, the fucking drama!! "

It's a sex site! I'm not getting any. I WANT MY SEX!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think this is probably a fine example of the 'pack of wolves' theory.

I understand that it's not big nor clever to turn up in a forum and moan.

I also understand there's a lot of expectation from newbies when they join a site like this and the disappointment when they discover that it's not instashag.

Additionally I understand the banter and the pisstaking cause I've been around a while and can figure out the sense of humour that goes with the posts.

However, it's threads like these that must totally put off other new people joining in the forums. If you were new and had been jumped all over for your first post, would you bother posting again?

Ignore the content for a moment and consider whether you could cut some slack and take the piss in a less aggressive way? Hitting rude with rude isn't ever going to end well and most of us have been here long enough to know that.

It is possible to rip the piss and still be a bit kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya mean use wit, sarcasm, satire, humour....hmmmm...asking a bit much that!!!..

...some if us did try!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS! didn't see that coming..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Probably made a new account having decided he's blown his chance on this account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG they've killed Kenny !

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*sighs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sighs*

I'm gunna sigh with you.

-Courtney

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

another day, another wee drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG they've killed Kenny !

Not guilty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

Oi oi oi!

I'm hoping that you don't need any teaching whatsoever...

Tbc...

Posting over drive such visible frustration maybe take it on a cock instead of a keyboard once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' 'eck!

Us Irish women are shite!

Yeah....it's all your fault!

Us English women need to show you how it's done

Oi oi oi!

I'm hoping that you don't need any teaching whatsoever...

Tbc...

Posting over drive such visible frustration maybe take it on a cock instead of a keyboard once in a while"

Awwww, bringing your trolling skills to The Lounge?

Fair play to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is probably a fine example of the 'pack of wolves' theory.

I understand that it's not big nor clever to turn up in a forum and moan.

I also understand there's a lot of expectation from newbies when they join a site like this and the disappointment when they discover that it's not instashag.

Additionally I understand the banter and the pisstaking cause I've been around a while and can figure out the sense of humour that goes with the posts.

However, it's threads like these that must totally put off other new people joining in the forums. If you were new and had been jumped all over for your first post, would you bother posting again?

It is possible to rip the piss and still be a bit kind.

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