FabSwingers.com forum: Coming out

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Of the shower you trip and land on a dildo. It hits the right spot for you but gets jettisoned inside your arse.

You remember that your barbecue tongues are downstairs, probably some other stuff. If push comes to shove you may get to cum and get it out.

How long before you're in A&E and do you orgasm first, just because you really deserve it? Or what would you do?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Spend the time getting the story straight for the ambulance crew

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh defo cum first as ull prob shoot it out just watch the light fittings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF doesn't even come close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in sideways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a straight guy who can only just endure a prostate exam the first thing I'd do is negotiate a safe descent from the ceiling....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Reach for my phone and take some close ups for Fab!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd coax it out with a bottle of sunflower oil.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Is it in sideways?"

All the lube funneled in means it's every which way and going deeper all the time

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

try not to fart, you could blow the bathroom door off

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

reminds me of the Ricky Gervais sketch about the tomato sauce bottle up the blokes arse

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Reach for my phone and take some close ups for Fab!? "

Then make a thread about it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got a glass butt plug stuck in me once. It just slipped and my bum hole closed with it trapped inside.

My heart stopped and nearly popped out my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having worked in A and E as well as theatres I have seen some sights when it comes to foreign objects in ones back passage!

I will never ever put anything up there for fear of it getting stuck and facing the humiliation of knowing all the doctors and nurses will be laughing about me in their tea break!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i d hope id wake up soon from the nightmare

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I got a glass butt plug stuck in me once. It just slipped and my bum hole closed with it trapped inside.

My heart stopped and nearly popped out my mouth

I hope you got it out - or could this thread help you?

I'm wary of glass after a one man, one jar thread on here.

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