FabSwingers.com forum: What question are you sick of the opposite sex asking you?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mine has to be....

On here- do you meet alone?

real world- how do you walk in them?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

on here - what size are those lovely puppies? (or other such term!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on here: o no not another man

real word: take your shoes off

work: no you cant have a payrise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on here - what size are those lovely puppies? (or other such term!)"
I have wondered that myself, but being a gentleman never asked

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

why wont you stop stalking me ?

joke honestly !!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Is it in, Yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how thick is it???..............lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where are you now, can you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one liner messages "how are you", "fancy meeting" and "are you horny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free now or later if u are !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this site it has to be

1) Do you do anal?

2) Do you squirt?

3) Do you swallow?

How original..........?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you so goddam gorgeous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/01/11 13:48:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'OMFG how big are they?'

thats on fabs and out and about. mostly by women funnily enough

then follwed by 'Are they real?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what will you do to me then?

Do I get to tie you up?

How Domme are you?

Do I get to fuck you?

Have you met many men on here?

I bet you get loads of men contacting you!

What made you Domme then?

I'm 5ft 6 will you meet if I wear heals - you can pick the style!

Are you sure you wont meet in a hotel?

I'm free...how about it?

Wanna fuck in the cab of my truck?

Do you wanna be the first to fuck my virgin arse?

There are some real class blokes around for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab: Are your boobs really green?

Real life: Anything about the fekin weather! Example: Don't you think it's freezing today, has it got colder or is it me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually said to me rather loudly when paying for certain items at the front of deathly quiet queue’s,,,,, example:-

"Are these really for you?????",,,

usually followed by....Awwww,,, dont blush,,,, its ok, we understand,,,, infact we actually get quite a few blokes in buying these….!!!!…

but!!!!, I think you’d’ be better off with nice pair of opaque’s …..

Here let me just Tannoy the floor assistant to bring a pair over in your size,,,,,,,,…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually said to me rather loudly when paying for certain items at the front of deathly quiet queue’s,,,,, example:-

"Are these really for you?????",,,

usually followed by....Awwww,,, dont blush,,,, its ok, we understand,,,, infact we actually get quite a few blokes in buying these….!!!!…

but!!!!, I think you’d’ be better off with nice pair of opaque’s …..

Here let me just Tannoy the floor assistant to bring a pair over in your size,,,,,,,,…..

Opaque what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually said to me rather loudly when paying for certain items at the front of deathly quiet queue’s,,,,, example:-

"Are these really for you?????",,,

usually followed by....Awwww,,, dont blush,,,, its ok, we understand,,,, infact we actually get quite a few blokes in buying these….!!!!…

but!!!!, I think you’d’ be better off with nice pair of opaque’s …..

Here let me just Tannoy the floor assistant to bring a pair over in your size,,,,,,,,…..

Opaque what ? "

It's okay i'm there i'm there .....goddit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so when she puts her little flag up,is that offside? is it eh? is it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On this site it has to be

1) Do you do anal?

2) Do you squirt?

3) Do you swallow?

How original..........?!

well do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is it

and

Are sure you're single

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just how dirty are you?

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Can you do me a favour!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

so what are you into???

RTFP and find out ffs!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where`s your wallet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a same sex question!! but i get it alot "do you fancy a bum"

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By *aren19681Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

faceless male profiles messaging me there phone numbers informing me when they are available to meet ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Was that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is 'can i make your sheets sticky?' in here. If i had a pound for every time i heard that i wouldnt need a lottery win

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Was that it?

apparently it was!!! TWICE

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"so what are you into???

RTFP and find out ffs!!!!!!"

The Regional Trade Facilitation Programme? ...er....sound fun....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Was that it?

apparently it was!!! TWICE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so what are you into???

RTFP and find out ffs!!!!!!"

Return to fellow players.

MKEP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is a same sex question!! but i get it alot "do you fancy a bum""
Had that 1 also I know your straight but?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't get asked by fems but always from "straight Guys" I get, can you meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here its got to be, have you met many men on here? Usually replied with, none of your business.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fancy a fuck??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy a fuck??"

go on then

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

On here: Can I smack your bum

Real world: Do you have the correct time please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be, What do you do then, or what do you like. Nothing more off putting than a great list of do's and don'ts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you want it fast or slow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you want it fast or slow?"

he he cos you only get to chose one of two. How boring can it be?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1 - Have you had much fun?

2 - Have you had much luck?

3 - How many guys have you had?

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian

Do you work in the library then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Have you had much fun?

2 - Have you had much luck?

3 - How many guys have you had?"

that's a template for everyone we've ever met

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"1 - Have you had much fun?

2 - Have you had much luck?

3 - How many guys have you had?

that's a template for everyone we've ever met

If I don't just delete, my standard replies are:

1 - Have you had much fun? ... No I live my life under a cloud of eternal misery.

2 - Have you had much luck? ... I won a tenner on the lottery once.

3 - How many guys have you had? ... Fuck Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wotUlukin4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotUlukin4

take the biscuit soxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wotUlukin4

take the biscuit soxy

Struth I know,,,,,, but alarmingly that was a question I get from guy's........Crumbs.... and I didn’t think I had an identity crisis...honestly I didn’t... OMG…. I’m turning into a real tranny…….wtf is happening......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do my piercing hurt ...no if it did i would not have done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab - do you want a nice hard cock? Yeah if its not stuck on your forehead.

At Home any of my girls wandering out of my bedroom/bathroom when they visit holding my newest handbag, lippy, perfume or whatever and asking 'Do you use this?' It is a move forward they just used to use all my stuff without asking when they lived here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Have you had much fun?

2 - Have you had much luck?

3 - How many guys have you had?

that's a template for everyone we've ever met

If I don't just delete, my standard replies are:

1 - Have you had much fun? ... No I live my life under a cloud of eternal misery.

2 - Have you had much luck? ... I won a tenner on the lottery once.

3 - How many guys have you had? ... Fuck Off!

Tra? is that you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my girls arent the opposite sex but they're sometimes completely alien lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real world - question i hate, what are you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single women asking "can I meet hubby on his own"? Happens all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single women asking "can I meet hubby on his own"? Happens all the time."

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Do you really squirt?

do you really like anal?

Are you bi?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

How big is your cock?

is it true what they say about black men?

are you bi? (men ask me that!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is your cock?

is it true what they say about black men?

are you bi? (men ask me that!)

Well is it true?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

are they you'r own teeth.

does the zimmer slow you down.

have you been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you mailing me

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

dont u understand.. fuck off ?...

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I get fed up with

"Are you really only 52?

Followed by..

"You do look mature for your age!"

FFS... I had a hard life and walking round my estate with my big house (16 bedrooms) and stables, not to mention the 10 garages... Oh, that's another thread!!!

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