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You smell like bum crack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha two lads on way home from school walking past my van, bit of banter going on between them one says to the other.

"you smell like bum crack!"

I had to laugh what a cracking (excuse the pun) insult.

Kid's really do cut the bullshit and say it like it is.

Gonna be my nee go to insult for a while I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a train once and there were 4 youth in their late teens early twenties, drinking, not being rowdy, but clearly celebrating and having a great time.

A woman in her late fifties asked what they were celebrating.

Being young, was the reply, and the mist outstanding reason to celebrate, I have ever heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a train once and there were 4 youth in their late teens early twenties, drinking, not being rowdy, but clearly celebrating and having a great time.

A woman in her late fifties asked what they were celebrating.

Being young, was the reply, and the mist outstanding reason to celebrate, I have ever heard "

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

On the way to a kung fu grading, my eldest boy (9) says to my youngest (6) "make sure you concentrate at kung fu", my youngest replied "i am going to concentrate, i'm going to concentrate so hard, i'll make your face explode"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumsweat...cracking odour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the way to a kung fu grading, my eldest boy (9) says to my youngest (6) "make sure you concentrate at kung fu", my youngest replied "i am going to concentrate, i'm going to concentrate so hard, i'll make your face explode" "

Outstanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the way to a kung fu grading, my eldest boy (9) says to my youngest (6) "make sure you concentrate at kung fu", my youngest replied "i am going to concentrate, i'm going to concentrate so hard, i'll make your face explode" "

Brilliant.

Gotta love the simplicity of kid's insults.

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