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Worst places to get horny or a hard on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a funeral if you're a pall bearer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine sent a rather sexy and very dirty photo of herself playing. Trouble was I was just making a delivery to a nursery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably on the banks of the river Thames, didn't help I had it in my hand at the time

G x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I had a very sexy doctor give me an internal and told them they were turning me on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst place has to be at The Sexual Health Clinic lol

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I was trying out a bed in a shop when a woman lay down on the next bed to try it.....we exchanged a couple of 'pillow talk phrases' and as I got up I realised that I was a little bit stiff.......if only she wasn't accompanied by her husband. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a very sexy doctor give me an internal and told them they were turning me on. "

well there's honesty for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if this qualifies as the 'worst' but anyway...Last year at Cap D'agde I was walking through the Port Ambonne shopping area around noon with the intention of going to one of the cafes for a coffee. Walking about ten yards in front of me was a French couple...possibly early fifties?

If I recall correctly the very fit lady was wearing just a jean jacket and heels...only French women really know how to do this of course! As we were ambling along I was of course admiring her shapely bottom when suddenly she took the jacket off and handed it to her partner.

That was it! I was at half mast within a split second and just as we were approaching the cafes which would of course be full of people!!?? Ahhhhh...No! Not now...please!!! I didn't even have a baguette to hide behind!

Seized with terror there was only one thing for it...I turned around to stop and stare into a shop window (estate agents!?) for some deep breathing exercises! I think that was what Nelson described as a 'close run thing' ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At a funeral if you're a pall bearer."

The only stiff should be the one on your shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol "
on a nudist beach

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"At a funeral if you're a pall bearer.

The only stiff should be the one on your shoulder."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol "

I used to work in a funeral parlour and was sextile a girl kinda awkward showing the deceaseds family around while pitching a massive tent haha

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By *avey997TV/TS
over a year ago

East London

In my cock cage

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