FabSwingers.com forum: The big cock clique

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Room for a spectator?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innocent bystander here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help with measurements X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection. "

You already ruled me out

but I'm hoping it's grew since then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second in command?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection.

You already ruled me out

but I'm hoping it's grew since then haha"

On age, you've got 7 inches haven't you? It looks 7 at least?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be the official photographer once you have your chosen members.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7'' is big? I'm guessing it will be a rather large clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection.

You already ruled me out

but I'm hoping it's grew since then haha

On age, you've got 7 inches haven't you? It looks 7 at least?"

Well I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I qualify, mine is 7.4" hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection.

You already ruled me out

but I'm hoping it's grew since then haha"

was a rule used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd love to apply for 2nd in command .

my photos are all in public gallery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection.

You already ruled me out

but I'm hoping it's grew since then haha

Not by me no lol

was a rule used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stick to my 'not in a clique' clique?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I can do cpr. If the cocks need bringing back to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Second in command?

You want to be my lieutenant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll man the spreadsheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second in command?

You want to be my lieutenant?"

Sure, I'm game!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Aka the size queen thread.

James watches with interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy "

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I better get the extra large can.of lynx out

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

*slopes into the thread for a perv*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread will be worth keeping a eye on for the comments alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not one to blow my own trumpet lol... Much prefer a gorgeous lady to blow it for me

Didn't realise till recently that I do actually fit into the above average clique

Shame i am such a longer who has zero social skills (hahaha)

Dave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser! "

All the work is uo this end though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all pervs the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not one to blow my own trumpet lol... Much prefer a gorgeous lady to blow it for me

Didn't realise till recently that I do actually fit into the above average clique

Shame i am such a longer who has zero social skills (hahaha)

Dave x

I knew a pair of trousers called Dave, they lived in the woods.

You've got a nice willy, let that do the talking for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to join twice to qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all pervs the lot of you

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yes but great ones X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I knew a pair of trousers called Dave, they lived in the woods. "

You say some of the most hysterically random things sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

How big is Wales?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

Your only hope would be getting in with Dara in st athans but even some of their work has moved to Bristol. AMSS is by me, aircraft maintenance support services, they sometimes need people.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

With a Sky remote on one axis.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Fuck it... It's already out there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not one to blow my own trumpet lol... Much prefer a gorgeous lady to blow it for me

Didn't realise till recently that I do actually fit into the above average clique

Shame i am such a *minger* (ed. Correction) who has zero social skills (hahaha)

Dave x

I knew a pair of trousers called Dave, they lived in the woods.

You've got a nice willy, let that do the talking for you. "

Why thank you kind Miss. I shall have to try that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

How big is Wales? "

Not that big but it takes ages to get anywhere because the roads are all twisty, windy and up and down mountains and full of sheep.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aka the size queen thread.

James watches with interest."

Not tempted to join in?

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By *dog0215Man
over a year ago

east mids

"I can help with measurements X "

I know its a good size but never measured it so...

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection. "

Damn, your requirements are not even too unreasonable...even I qualify

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone? "

I've got several inches around my waist going spare. You're welcome to all of them if they'll help. I don't want them.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've not measured so I'm guessing (man guessing) I qualify.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Aka the size queen thread.

James watches with interest.

Not tempted to join in?

Well if I did that it would surely spoil it for the very very few who have have enjoyed some of my rare "photography". You know the ones who went to all the trouble of gong to the copy shop to have it printed and laminated.

No I'll just keep my eye out for the friends who show a healthy interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the op needs to set out some rules on how to measure as am sure some peoples interpretation of 7' will differ

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Over 7.7 inches here willing to allow measurements to be taken

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone? "

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wahey a club I can join

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Over 7.7 inches here willing to allow measurements to be taken

Wow..that's bloody accurate!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not sure why I'm on this thread. I'm not in any way a size queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?"

Thank you

I can fluff too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

Would the average of 7 inches for a two man team satisfy this clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not measured mine.. but guessing I'm average, whatever that is in in inches I haven't got a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 7.7 inches here willing to allow measurements to be taken

How do you get 0.7 inches when an inch is broken down in 16th?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

I could suck it damn hard and see if I can get you some extra inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?"

Ooooh i love a pivot table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back. "

That will have to be a sub clique as this one is big cocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

I could suck it damn hard and see if I can get you some extra inches

I tried a Dyson and it didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

How big is Wales?

Not that big but it takes ages to get anywhere because the roads are all twisty, windy and up and down mountains and full of sheep.

My brain was just saying sheep and mountains getting in the way. I've only ever seen it on an atlas

Do they have trains in Wales?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back.

That will have to be a sub clique as this one is big cocks...

*sticks tongue in cheek* There are some really big cocks on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

I could suck it damn hard and see if I can get you some extra inches

I tried a Dyson and it didn't work

Dyson? Try Alchera

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

How big is Wales?

Not that big but it takes ages to get anywhere because the roads are all twisty, windy and up and down mountains and full of sheep.

My brain was just saying sheep and mountains getting in the way. I've only ever seen it on an atlas

Do they have trains in Wales?

Yes but I think they're still steam powered with dragons living in them.

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Do you get a t-shirt with the text "big cock clique" on it, if you become a member?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back. "

You can colour in bar charts and make the bars as wide and long as you want. A visual representation of the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

I could suck it damn hard and see if I can get you some extra inches

I tried a Dyson and it didn't work

Dyson? Try Alchera

Why do you clean floors as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

How big is Wales?

Not that big but it takes ages to get anywhere because the roads are all twisty, windy and up and down mountains and full of sheep.

My brain was just saying sheep and mountains getting in the way. I've only ever seen it on an atlas

Do they have trains in Wales?

Yes but I think they're still steam powered with dragons living in them.

No wonder they're having trouble meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back.

That will have to be a sub clique as this one is big cocks...

*sticks tongue in cheek* There are some really big cocks on this site.

Quite a few tits as well

;)

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

wow i didnt think i was big enough to be included

i know i am thick at 6 " at the base but i thought I was normal length at 7"

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

Would the average of 7 inches for a two man team satisfy this clique? "

As a double team we'd have an average of around 7.25..so yes should definitely satisfy the club requirements,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back.

That will have to be a sub clique as this one is big cocks...

*sticks tongue in cheek* There are some really big cocks on this site.

Quite a few tits as well

;) "

I,ve been called a big cock and a big tit, do I fit in both cliques then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aka the size queen thread.

James watches with interest.

Not tempted to join in?

No I'll just keep my eye out for the friends who show a healthy interest.

Rare photography?

Intrigued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to get your arse to the good end of Wales witchy

I'm in the good end of Wales you're in the wrong end, you even sound like a scouser!

All the work is uo this end though

Your only hope would be getting in with Dara in st athans but even some of their work has moved to Bristol. AMSS is by me, aircraft maintenance support services, they sometimes need people. "

Dara are truly awful to work for, we've got a few ex dara lads on our team.

Weve got a near trillion dollar back order catalogue up here though.

So yeah get your arse up here

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"I could be the official photographer once you have your chosen members.....

have fab most of your sexy photos you photo me any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hate me because I have a big cock.....

There's lots of other reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get a t-shirt with the text "big cock clique" on it, if you become a member?

I'm going get thousands printed and sell them to all who say they are 7' plus, Oh and no proof of size is required

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I've been told by a few women i'm over 7 inchs so can i join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

Would the average of 7 inches for a two man team satisfy this clique?

As a double team we'd have an average of around 7.25..so yes should definitely satisfy the club requirements,

Phew! That's going to help compensate for my optimistic measuring which got me to 6.5

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

Would the average of 7 inches for a two man team satisfy this clique?

As a double team we'd have an average of around 7.25..so yes should definitely satisfy the club requirements,

Phew! That's going to help compensate for my optimistic measuring which got me to 6.5

Not if I'm being a bit over optimistic too....lmao

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Can I borrow half an inch from anyone?

Yes, at around 7.5 I could just spare that and still qualify

Would the average of 7 inches for a two man team satisfy this clique?

As a double team we'd have an average of around 7.25..so yes should definitely satisfy the club requirements,

Phew! That's going to help compensate for my optimistic measuring which got me to 6.5

Anyhow, we should consider teaming up ..I reckon we would make quite a popular double act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!) "

I'm sure you'll find the right formula to manipulate the figures into some pleasing results ......sorry....best i can do atm

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Damn I can't be in this club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told by a few women i'm over 7 inchs so can i join?"

I think the op and her legal team will have to see written statements from these Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you lot will get to see my dick pic is when I send it along with my standard, cut and paste "Fancy a fuck?", message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il join ... 8.5 inches .. il lend someone and inch if they need it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never messured mine

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection. "

Such a shame not local, you look stunning seawitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!) "

You haven't even mentioned your love of double entry.

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"Over 7.7 inches here willing to allow measurements to be taken

How do you get 0.7 inches when an inch is broken down in 16th? "

Sorry I converted it to decimal and round it up for easy reading.

7 " 11/16th - in size for all you imperial people LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!)

You haven't even mentioned your love of double entry. "

Ha! And my inflation assumptions of my column are ambitious

(but I have to say that your ledgers seem very well balanced...

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, picks up all the pork pies and walks out*

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

"I've been told by a few women i'm over 7 inchs so can i join?

I think the op and her legal team will have to see written statements from these Women

See feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to join the big cock clique? Entry requirements are 7 inches and above in length with decent girth.

I'm the leader, there's a vacancy available for 2nd in command. All penis pictures should be public and ready for inspection. "

I'm on display in my public pictures for you to inspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7'' is big? I'm guessing it will be a rather large clique

My ego takes a battering !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!)

You haven't even mentioned your love of double entry.

Ha! And my inflation assumptions of my column are ambitious

(but I have to say that your ledgers seem very well balanced...

) "

Bravo

Double entry felt more accountancy innuendo than Excel innuendo so I didn't try to fit it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks in, picks up all the pork pies and walks out*"

sausage roll....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*walks in, picks up all the pork pies and walks out*

sausage roll....

I wish you'd all stop talking about food. My diet is killing me.

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By *un curious guyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Hi I would like to join my pictures are on public have a look and see

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By *nysladMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Can i join please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruled out simply because I refuse to post intimate pics

Can join as a cheer leader?

Thank you

I can fluff too

Mine would need a lot of fluffing up to make 7 inches, even if I measured it from my arsehole

I could suck it damn hard and see if I can get you some extra inches

I tried a Dyson and it didn't work

Dyson? Try Alchera

Why do you clean floors as well?

Of course but not with my mouth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Room for a sucktator?!

You Dirty Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll man the spreadsheet

Will you be using a Macro? Pivot Table? Or just conditional formatting (above and below 7")?

Ooooh i love a pivot table

I might have to massage the figures before I spread my sheets.

(struggling for Excel innuendos today - help me out, people!)

You haven't even mentioned your love of double entry.

Ha! And my inflation assumptions of my column are ambitious

(but I have to say that your ledgers seem very well balanced...

)

Bravo

Double entry felt more accountancy innuendo than Excel innuendo so I didn't try to fit it in."

I saw the opening so slipped it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being 1st in command tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea if I can join the club or not. I've never had cause to measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I can hide my cock pics again now I know I'm not big enough for this, even if I try REALLY hard

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By *uggyBear1Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Do I qualify? Local to Wales!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I guess I can hide my cock pics again now I know I'm not big enough for this, even if I try REALLY hard

I offered you some of my spare lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it's the size of a can of Lynx! Or a sky remote?

I think I qualify?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mines pointing at the camera so it looks shorter than it is ... Honest

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'll man the spreadsheet

I would have thought a bar chart would be more appropriate

Hmm....but I like small and medium cocks too so I would have to find the most appropriate chart to convey my appreciation. I'll report back. "

Can I help? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm over 8.......;)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*walks in, picks up all the pork pies and walks out*

sausage roll....

"
I'll nibble on your roll

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

For one night only, I have a full on public one display , not my favourite pose l am on revamping my photos later this week, I will move it to private viewing only before I go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will 2 x 4 inch instalments do?? Im keen as mustard it has to be said

if it sounds better my cock is 12 cm in France - sounds bigger I think - charity shags accepted in person only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me pick me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I can hide my cock pics again now I know I'm not big enough for this, even if I try REALLY hard

I offered you some of my spare lard.

I could always inject it for more girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i thought the ladys of fab hated cock pictures. I better get busy taking some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for the top 100 count down,

Coming in at 100 is ????? and at 99 we have a new entry ?????? down from 75 to 98 is ????????

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I guess I can hide my cock pics again now I know I'm not big enough for this, even if I try REALLY hard

I offered you some of my spare lard.

I could always inject it for more girth

With a bit of sausage skin you could probably make a length extender too.

Frankenwilly is born! He's allliiiiiive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm over 8.......;))) "

Yeah that's a decent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight! Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney "

Camera inside a dildo?! What will they think of next?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was an excerpt from "How To Get Meets And Influence People", which will be in all good bookshops from next month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney

Camera inside a dildo?! What will they think of next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And i thought the ladys of fab hated cock pictures. I better get busy taking some

You've been listening too much to the whingers

Show us your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney "

But you better send the pic to me as I unofficially check the Female entries

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Thought 7 was average, oh well. I'll join the big leagues! And a nige girth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8inch decent girth ? Views

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight! Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!"

Thank you, Seawitch for blowing that one out of the water. Why do some men assume that women who like big cocks have a big/loose fanny? I have had three children, with my ex hubby whose cock was very big, in fact so big that if he put it all in, it hurt as it banged the top. But, I am still so tight. Maybe because I had my kids in the USA and was stitched up, maybe I am just made that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight! Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!"
I never once assumed that people who love big cocks have big Fanny's!??? I assumed that there hasn't been a tight fanny in "Britain" since you were all in single digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney

Camera inside a dildo?! What will they think of next?

Say what you want but if I had a dildo with a camera in it it would get some good photos.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Room for Dicks Dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney

Camera inside a dildo?! What will they think of next?

Say what you want but if I had a dildo with a camera in it it would get some good photos.

Be easier than a smear test i guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a really big dildo....can I be in the clique? I'll take a picture with it

-Courtney

Camera inside a dildo?! What will they think of next?

Say what you want but if I had a dildo with a camera in it it would get some good photos.

Be easier than a smear test i guess...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Since I'm not a size queen and am content with average (if it's used effectively), those not quite meeting the required standard are welcome over here. As long as you're hot and don't mind fat, grouchy women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight!

Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!"

Luckily just seen her pussy. Perfect tight slit...... Can't wait to visit Cardiff

))

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I can do cpr. If the cocks need bringing back to life.

Yes please. I am first mine is in need of your cpr..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight!

Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!

Luckily just seen her pussy. Perfect tight slit...... Can't wait to visit Cardiff

))"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was an excerpt from "How To Get Meets And Influence People", which will be in all good bookshops from next month."

It's a natural defence mechanism: feel insecure about yourself, so criticise someone else to deflect attention away from you.

People with any form of size insecurities should stay away from this thread.

Me, I'm still wondering how I can stand on my tiptoes and think Big thoughts to reach the grade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a straight Man even I can appreciate the aesthetics of a huge cock if it's being handled by a Woman,

I also think a lot of Women just enjoy how it looks and feels in their hands/mouth rather then actual penetration

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I could be the official photographer once you have your chosen members.....

Could you hlep with photo's for people wanting to become members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a straight Man even I can appreciate the aesthetics of a huge cock if it's being handled by a Woman,

I also think a lot of Women just enjoy how it looks and feels in their hands/mouth rather then actual penetration"

Nope....if I'm meeting someone with a big cock i want to do a lot more than look at it and touch it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was an excerpt from "How To Get Meets And Influence People", which will be in all good bookshops from next month.

It's a natural defence mechanism: feel insecure about yourself, so criticise someone else to deflect attention away from you.

People with any form of size insecurities should stay away from this thread.

Me, I'm still wondering how I can stand on my tiptoes and think Big thoughts to reach the grade

"
what pish you do talk, I'm not insecure, I'm the most confident person I know. Mainly coz unlike every other guy on & off of fab I couldn't give a toss what anyone thinks of me. My original post was a joke but it was the woman who got defensive

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Since I'm not a size queen and am content with average (if it's used effectively), those not quite meeting the required standard are welcome over here. As long as you're hot and don't mind fat, grouchy women."

Can I be your second in command

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'm way taller than 7 inches, I'm like 6ft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hubby's pic ready for inspection ..... hits my spots and then some mmmmm xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight! Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!"

I'm absolutely not suggesting it's not tight - I'm sure it is - but how can you tell by looking? You'd have to be pretty fucking slack for it to look any different from a mega tight, normal or even slightly loose one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you."

I count as about 3 women because I like small, medium and large

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mine is the size of a corn does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you.

I count as about 3 women because I like small, medium and large

Now that's just plain greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a straight Man even I can appreciate the aesthetics of a huge cock if it's being handled by a Woman,

I also think a lot of Women just enjoy how it looks and feels in their hands/mouth rather then actual penetration

Nope....if I'm meeting someone with a big cock i want to do a lot more than look at it and touch it!!

That's why I said "I think" and "a lot" and not it's fact and all Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you.

I count as about 3 women because I like small, medium and large

Now that's just plain greedy.

Damn straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby's pic ready for inspection ..... hits my spots and then some mmmmm xxxxx

"
mine ready for I spection ma'am

great pics Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been busy with the cock pump and managed to double my length. It's now a cm longer

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I'm only 6" but it curves upwards & hits the Gspot, but I suppose that's not enough for size bandits.

I'll just go sit alone in the tight pussy clique thread of fab, I hear it's a ghostown

I'm the leader of that club as well. Shouldn't make assumptions that people that love huge dicks have big fannys. My fanny is tight! Anybody that's seen it will confirm this!I never once assumed that people who love big cocks have big Fanny's!??? I assumed that there hasn't been a tight fanny in "Britain" since you were all in single digits

A couple of weird assumptions, maybe even questionable. Are you talking about age when mentioning 'double digits' or the number of cocks? If its the former????? Plus, I think you do your fellow males a disservice, dissing them as such. Many of the men we have met on here, bit socially and to play with, are very comfortable in their skin and self assured, but not in a 'I must slags everyone off' way. How many have you conversed with?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hubby's pic ready for inspection ..... hits my spots and then some mmmmm xxxxx

mine ready for I spection ma'am

great pics Suzi "

Thank you......nice cock xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you."

You know from personal experience, do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you.

You know from personal experience, do you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ever woman that likes big dicks there is at least one that doesn't, I can assure you.

You know from personal experience, do you?"

A friend told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby's pic ready for inspection ..... hits my spots and then some mmmmm xxxxx

mine ready for I spection ma'am

great pics Suzi

Thank you......nice cock xxxx

"
thank you too you look well I can't possibly say on here

ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wanted to be part of a clique any way

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