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Most strange supermarket substitute

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

On the radio this morning. Someone ordered chicory (online shopping) and got bandage tape as a substitute. What's the strangest substitute you have had??

For us was arrowroot biscuits instead of chocolate chip cookies.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered gov stoppers got tampons

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ordered sugar free cloudy lemonade, got ordinary cloudy lemonade.

Almost any other sugar free drink would have been fine. One with sugar wasn't fine. Did they not think sugar free had been ordered for a reason and a substitute with sugar may not be suitable?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two coeliacs & learnt to opt in to the 'no substitutes' early on. I ordered 'free from' bread rolls.... I got regular bread!! Another type of free from bread would have made sense.. surely the 'free from' stated the obvious.... apparently not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordered sugar free cloudy lemonade, got ordinary cloudy lemonade.

Almost any other sugar free drink would have been fine. One with sugar wasn't fine. Did they not think sugar free had been ordered for a reason and a substitute with sugar may not be suitable?!"

I hear you on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of cat food instead of a tin of tuna. We don't have a cat.

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By *otGeorgeClooneyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A friend at work hubby worked as a delivery driver. delivered a pack of Tetly tea instead of tetly beer to a lad having a stag party

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A can of cat food instead of a tin of tuna. We don't have a cat. "

Class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 24 cereal bars containing chocolate chips delivered instead of the 4 cartons of soya milk I ordered, the Tesco I ordered from stocked 4 different brands of soya milk so I couldn't quite work it out why they didnt just pick up another brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered a small chicken, but all I got was a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend at work hubby worked as a delivery driver. delivered a pack of Tetly tea instead of tetly beer to a lad having a stag party "

I bet his mates found it funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered a jar of Lazy Garlic and got a jar of Lazy Ginger instead. No! The garlic was the important part...

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

I ordered chicken pie and fresh gravy and got sent APPLE pie and fresh gravy. Yeah, that'll taste nice!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Just started crying in laugher in the office

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I ordered a bag of frozen chopped onion (cos I hate chopping onions) and got a bag of beer battered onion rings instead... They tasted weird in my beef casserole

My friend got given a huge bag of black peppercorns but didn't own a grinder so she ordered one, they sent her a bag of peppercorns instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda seem worst for random substitutes x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ordered quorn veggie mince and got meat mince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of lazy gits, get down the shops yourself lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Bunch of lazy gits, get down the shops yourself lol "

Too busy perving your new pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunch of lazy gits, get down the shops yourself lol

Too busy perving your new pic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner ordered an ink cartridge and received a pen. I liked that.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ordered bean sprouts they substituted with runner beans

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Someone once thought I was must be a fat bastard, as I ordered fresh cream choux buns and they gave me weight watchers yogurt......funny bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered muesli. Got Harrington rabbit food!

Idiots!

X

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I ordered a dinky turkey joint at Christmas for seven quid... I got a £26 turkey joint which I was eating for a week!

Chipolatas... I got party cocktail sausages instead.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I ordered a dinky turkey joint at Christmas for seven quid... I got a £26 turkey joint which I was eating for a week!

Chipolatas... I got party cocktail sausages instead. "

I am sure someone ordered a sex toy and got a corn coblet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered a dinky turkey joint at Christmas for seven quid... I got a £26 turkey joint which I was eating for a week!

Chipolatas... I got party cocktail sausages instead. "

Did they still charge you 7 quid for the joint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered a woman, but the supermarket delivered a female

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I ordered a dinky turkey joint at Christmas for seven quid... I got a £26 turkey joint which I was eating for a week!

Chipolatas... I got party cocktail sausages instead.

Did they still charge you 7 quid for the joint? "

They did indeed! Bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent us Steredent instead of Toothpaste we ordered. were they thinking ahead for when our teeth fell out from lack of the toothpaste

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By *hoenixmanMan
over a year ago

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous...!


"Sent us Steredent instead of Toothpaste we ordered. were they thinking ahead for when our teeth fell out from lack of the toothpaste "

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Ordered muesli. Got Harrington rabbit food!

Idiots!

X"

from the last time someone tried to give me muesli the rabbet food was a good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No porridge so they sent us a jar of baby food porrideg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never do online suermarket food shopping - glad now -

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