FabSwingers.com forum: Have an actual plumber...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming round- do I go the porn route and not have to "pay" for services rendered?

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

go for it sister!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It'll save me £115!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummm payment in kind. Good if he accepts the offer.....

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

have you seen what he looks like yet......best have money available....just in case he's a minger

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

as him to put the shelves up as well!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have you seen what he looks like yet......best have money available....just in case he's a minger

Can always stick a mask on him- and if he puts up shelves too......bargain!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It'll save me £115!"

What if you fuck him and he only offers to knock a fiver off the bill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shall feed him to the dogs Polo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It'll save me £115!

What if you fuck him and he only offers to knock a fiver off the bill?

Or worse still adds a tenner on to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For every tenner, he loses a job at my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a gas fitter/plumber lol

Ya want ya leak fixin?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a gas fitter/plumber lol

Ya want ya leak fixin?? xx

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a gas fitter/plumber lol

Ya want ya leak fixin?? xx

Yeah sounds like she does but not making worse by you lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a gas fitter/plumber lol

Ya want ya leak fixin?? xx

Yeah sounds like she does but not making worse by you lmao

Oi lol it has ta get worse before it gets better lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a gas fitter/plumber lol

Ya want ya leak fixin?? xx

Yeah sounds like she does but not making worse by you lmao

Oi lol it has ta get worse before it gets better lol xx

It cannie get any damn worse! Am changin the bucket every 6 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!"

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

And seriously im a plumber lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know- but you're too far away- had to call an emergency bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enters as a plumber and exits as a punter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know- but you're too far away- had to call an emergency bloke!"

Ill be up that way in March will it wait that long?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

Plumber in question.....£115!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

Plumber in question.....£115!!!!!!!!!"

Christ im in the wrong job lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

Plumber in question.....£115!!!!!!!!!"

you better be damn kind in that case!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

Plumber in question.....£115!!!!!!!!!

you better be damn kind in that case!"

He's still here- likes the dogs- not interested in me- damn it all to hell....am going to have to pay out!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

that i believe...it's the ability to get a plumber i question!

Plumber in question.....£115!!!!!!!!!

you better be damn kind in that case!

He's still here- likes the dogs- not interested in me- damn it all to hell....am going to have to pay out!!!!!!!!!!!"

or train the dogs...and make it quick.

shouldnt be hard, they have the most popular position named after them...should be naturals at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

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It's not an age thing is it????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

It's not an age thing is it????

I'm only 34!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was probably trying to be professional. Did you flash him? It usually works for me lol and i'd only charge about £80

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

you could always try tena pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

you could always try tena pants

They only contain so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was probably trying to be professional. Did you flash him? It usually works for me lol and i'd only charge about £80 "

I tried- but apparently I live in a shady postcode- they charge danger money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a builder ive had a few ladies come onto me on jobs ometimes with there hubbies in the house ,its very exciting,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"as a builder ive had a few ladies come onto me on jobs ometimes with there hubbies in the house ,its very exciting,lol"

Well, my plumber was rubbish- fixed the problem , but still had to fork out cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

you could always try tena pants

They only contain so much

yeh i've heard that 3 bottles of buckfast is their limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weegiland u should have done the right moves,lol ie no bra see through top,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha! plumber coming around....you're story lacked credibility right from the title....plumber coming around...aye! right!

Seriously- I have a leaky pipe!

you could always try tena pants

They only contain so much

yeh i've heard that 3 bottles of buckfast is their limit

Buckfast? Whats that?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Enters as a plumber and exits as a punter

Must know his way round a boat then?

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